Ok.I was gone this weekend. Camping trip. Well not a real camping trip. Just a few gay girls in a tent, with a leaky blow up mattress, jello shots and smores. It was lots of fun. I just checked My email and discovered that some newbie boob sent $600. his name is raymond! Way to go raymond! How about another $500?? you KNOW you wanna give send more! Old man tim popped up outta no where and sent $700 while I was gone too! Oh yeah, screwy louie sent Me $200. Nice! The only thing better than making a boatload of money on the internet is making a boatload of money while your out with friends and not lifting a single finger or communicating with ya bunch of lackeys. Oh sissy tommikins!!! My trainer wants those shoes and you have been designated the shoe shopper. Get your faggoty ass in gear and get them!

That embed video seemed to slow My journal..so here’s the baboon and deryck hula special as a link.

Just got the mail and some nice gifts. Hey screwy louie that framed art FINALLY arrived. I think I wrote you an email bitching about how long it took. It arrived today. I love it! Come out, My little vermin, and buy Princess more gifts and send more chubby donations!

complete fool sent $400 to his Glorious Queens! How I love getting super crispy $100 bills in the mail. Oh and the Gucci perfume arrived today too.

I HEART MY orange roses!

I just exploited deadman dan outta $600! Always a pleasure ya little freak! hahaha! I made twinkie do some shopping for Me.blew threw about $300. cheesedick the cheeseking just sent $300. I received another pretty bouquet of flowers from toiletbrush. Orange roses. Really lovely bouquet!

My back is feeling better!! Maybe the mattress is working it’s magic. Fingers are crossed! Every night it seems to get more comfortable.

Oh note to that asshole who said he would buy Me that gift off amazon and didn’t..just wanted to continue to “yack about” it. We’ve gone through this before, you fucking cocksucker. Sometimes you buy..but most of the time you are a fucking jerkoff trying to beat around the bush forever before making the purchase. you will continue to be BLOCKED until I see the item that we discussed DISAPPEAR from MY wishlist and you forward ME a copy of the receipt. Eat shit and die, you fucking nutslime.

Damned it. you can see the gum in My mouth. Note to Self: Remove gum before all photo opps!

Me and Stevie just keep getting HOTTER! MUY CALIENTE!!!

you are all so SCREWED!

Princess+Stevie = U screwed²

Few More Candids in Members Only

Got a brand new guy who dropped $400 today. Don’t forget to get back with Me with that photo I wanted! $600 from terrance, $125 restaurant GC’s from fatty and some pretty flowers from toiletbrush.
Picture of the photos is from MY cellphone.not the hottest.

Ok good news about MY new tempurpedic mattress. It seems to be softening up a bit more every night. I called them and they told ME to remove the outside cover because that will help MY body heat get through the mattress and make it feel a bit softer. The bed doesn’t feel at all like it does at the store. It’s STIFF.but I am feeling more hopeful because every day it seems softer and has more give. There it is in the cover.

Ok this weekend we had a great nice time. Friday hung out, Saturday slept in all day, then we went to japanese steakhouse. I’m sitting around on MY ass watching something about Elephant Revenge on Discover channel just enjoying doing a whole lotta nothing. Stevie took a few cute pics of us last night. I’ll post them if they turned out.

Update: Oops make that $500 from shitpig!

My curved bolero that david bought showed up today and I love it!! I want the Mandarin one in a LARGE in black ASAP! hahahah I just got another friggin $300 from shitpig!

Well MY tempurpedic showed up yesterday. I’m a little worried. I hope I made the right choice. The thing was STIFF and HARD and My neck hurts more than yesterday. Mom says it takes a few weeks to adjust to it and for it to soften up. Fuck!! My journal is starting to sound all geriatric but when your neck and upper back hurts thats all you can think about. Mah’ neck, Mah’ back, mah’ spine just won’t crack!

So toiletbrush has been shopping for Me again and bought a bikini and bras and panties at VS. I am looking for more clothing for him to purchase.

Oooh Stevie, the guy you call random fool or whatever who is buying you bras old nickname was sideshow steve! he’s a fat little fuck who puts on quite a freakshow! Keep shopping for SGT STEVIE, sideshow steve! Stevie, Your journal was a HOOT!

Now there’s another fool in the mix who calls himself completefool. he’s from australia and he’s sending crispy $100 bills. he just wrote to report that he just sent 3 more. 🙂
Brilliant Princess Sierra, I know you won’t care, and neither you should. I’m drunk and I don’t know how I’ll survive until next pay. If my family ring up for help I don’t know what I can do. I don’t regret sending the $300. Thank You for taking it. I know you don’t care, but it wasn’t easy. Please enjoy it.

How right you are, fool. I DON’T care how hard it will be for you to get by this month. Keep on drinking, it will make it easier. HAHAHAHA!

Note to fatty: Oh you know those 2 new computer cords you bought Veronica?? Well one is FRIED!! and She can’t find the other one. hahahahaha So She just sent ME a text and told ME to tell you to buy Her another one if you ever want to see Her online again. It’s a hardknock life for fatmac! It’s the hardknock life for fatmac!

[FATTY]
‘Steada treated,

[OTHER VICTIMS]
We get tricked!

[FATTY]
‘Steada kisses,

[VICTIMS]
We get kicked!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life!
Got no cash to speak of, so,
It’s a hard-knock row we how!

[FATTY]
Pretty ladies

[VICTIMSS]
play us a fool!

[FATTY]
Big Fat BellY

[VICTIMS]
He’s a tool!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life!

[FATTY]
Don’t if feel like PRINCESS is always watching??

[FAGARINA and TWINKIE]
Don’t it seem like there’s never any light! ?

[TITTYBOY and DEADMAN DAN]
Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?

[DERYCK and BABOON]
It’s easier than puttin’ up a fight.

[DEADMAN DAN]
No one’s there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if your dick grows..of if it shrinks!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an’ weepy!

[ALL]
From all the cryin’ you would think this place’s a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty wallet life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

[SHITPIG]
Santa Claus we never see

[FATTY]
Santa Claus, what’s that?
Who’s he?

[ALL]
No one cares for you a smidge
When you’re a freak show on BITCHY BEAUTY!!

[FAGARINA]
You’ll stay up till your cards are maxxed!
You have a prick so you get taxxed!!

[VICTIMS]
Princess takes all our dough!
Treats us like a filthy ho.
Robs us blind,makes us drink our piss
I love you, Miss PRINCESS!

[SHITPIG]
(whistle) Get to work!
(whistle) Send Me cash!
(whistle) I said get to work!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life for us
It’s the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your a freak on BITCHY BEAUTY!
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life!

Update: Weed killer didn’t kill shitpig.he just paid another $200.bringing his total for tonite to $500.

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Here’s some shots from friday night. Aren’t we DA BOMB?!?!

hhaha I just got ANOTHER $300 outta shitpig! his brother is totally disgusted with him right now and thinks he is a total sick freak. I’m trying to get shitpig to recruit his brother too. Yes shitpig, you DEFINITELY are a SICK freak! shitpig is the one who sometimes gets all suicidal after a night of drunken $ splurging. Today he asked Me if I really want him dead, but ya know what.I don’t truly want him dead cuz then I couldn’t get his cash. As one wise Princess once said..(Me of course..I’m the only one worth quoting.) “Dead men can’t shop.”