Update: 12.4.07 1 a.m.
Stevie just emailed this one to Me.

Doesn’t it make you just want to SHOP until you POP for US??

Update: Just got $300 from roger

lotsalip got MY kitchen chandelier. Yay kewl beans!!!! lotsalip drop Me an Email I need to discuss the shipping and stuff with you. $200 from amsterdam ham who called yammering and groveling in his broken english about seeing MY latest photographs. I also received $50 Visa gift card from a brand new guy he gave Me the card # and I ran it through a merchant account.  $150 amazon gift certificates from a david who I haven’t heard from for a long time, fagarina is sending $200 cash in the mail today. twinkie did about $250 of shopping for Me and smalldick SD made a $200 donation. 

recieved $300 Nordstroms GC for Her Bday and is very happy about that.

Oh I accept moneybookers now.

M-ROBOT ACTIVATE!

Update again:

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you’re screwed.

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Update: jackoff judas sent another $200 just as I commanded. This brings his total to $300.

I just got $800 from deadman dan! Febuary will be his 5 year anniversary. It’s a slippery slope isn’t it, dannyboy??

I see lotsalip came out from hiding and got a few things. About time..why don’t you go hit it again and get that green kitchen chandelier, or the mimosa lamp or maybe that orange fission framed art poster??

Princess fan also got Me MY Yves St Laurent mascara and a cheese cutter thingie from My amazon wishlist.

jackoff judas just sent a piddly $100 donation. Really.I know you can do at least $200 more. If you were here, I’d bitch-slap you for this small gift. Stare into MY painfully perfect eyes, turn around and make another donation.

Update: My suitcases are definitely coming, he sent the tracking #! he got the 21 and the 26.
Isn’t My luggage adorable?
Lucky fuckers! Here’s another pretty face shot.
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I’m sorta digging MY fleeting tan .so here’s another one. OMG can we say “GOOD HAIR DAY!” ? Look at those perfect little curlies. Of course, it does that when I had nowhere to go today but spinning. It would be nice if those curls would POP like that Friday and Saturday night too!

Today we are going to discuss how each of you are going to give CHRISTMAS to Princess. Not only are you GIVING Me Christmas, you will be handing ME over your Christmas, your children’s Christmas, and your wife’s Christmas. You will be giving your FAMILY’s Christmas to PRINCESS. Let’s face it. Kids these days are friggin brats. Ipods, Wii’s, laptops,Guitar Hero, Cellphones, Xbox’s Gadgets and Gidgets are totally stunting your little herd’s brains. your kids don’t read. They don’t play an instrument and truthfully, are any of them especially gifted in ANYTHING? Oh yeah, little johnnie can text 200words a minute with one hand.. That doesn’t count as gifted and talented. you’ve made your children fat and stupid. Do your un-extraordinary litter a favor and buy each one of them the gift of learning. A book. For less than $15 you can help your child expand his/her mind, celebrate Christmas, and save your Christmas cash for the REAL meaning of Christmas. PRINCESS!!! Not only are books inexpensive, they are easy to wrap. Now with all the money you saved buying your offspring a book and a candycane for Christmas, you can invest that Christmas cash in PRINCESS. Fill those stockings with left-over halloween candycorn and crossword puzzle books and you’re good to go. Quite honestly all the junk you buy your brats is setting them back– making them less self sufficient, killing their creativity, turning their brain into jelly, making your kids X-box zombies. Give your MONEY TO PRINCESS. Do it for the CHILDREN!!!

I expect each one of you to email Me with the estimated date of arrival and dollar amount of this year’s Christmas bonus. you don’t even have to cash the sucker..just sign it over to SIERRA HORIZONS and fed-ex it to Me the same day.

Are you single? Instead of wasting finances traveling to visit family and exchanging gifts. Stay home. Sit in front of your computer on christmas night staring at your favorite photo of PRINCESS SIERRA. Perhaps if you want to be especially festive you can photo copy a bunch pictures of My divine face. Cut them into little circles, fashion little ornaments out of them and decorate a tinky little Christmas tree with them. Then you can sit at home in your favorite red panties, with a cup of piss-eggnog and think of MOI. It’s best to spend the holidays with the ones you love..and I should be the ONLY ONE you love. If by chance friends and relatives do give you gifs RETURN THEM ALL to the store they were purchased at or sell them on ebay and give Me all the proceeds.

Christmas is the time for giving..giving it all to PRINCESS.

tally for the last few days $650 from sharon’s husband, $150 from western union man, $150 anonymous, $500 from the ukraine, $200 from the cheesedick the cheeseking. $75 anonymous. Also Princess fan bought 2 designer suitcases for Me.but I am not really counting them all the way until I get the tracking # on them. HURRY the fuck up and send that tracking # you piece of shit!

Oh friggin EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (Warning: tittyboy’s action pics are not safe to view from work or on a weak stomach!)

tittyboy slutted it up on his webcam. Guy was in and out of there in like 15 minutes.

Omg I have this drunk french guy on his webcam spilling paint on his carpet. he just sent Me $600 to make him dump orange paint on his new carpet. hahaha Fucking Riot! I keep thinking I have seen it all..and then some new lamebrain pops up with some hairbrain idea. hahahaha! WTF is wrong with you men? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Thanksgiving weekend is over and it’s back to normal again. Oh and back to My redecorating rampage! Picking out paint for the den tomorrow. I think I know what colors I am going with finally. I still need to decide on a new coffee table for the den and I think I am going to put in new tile around the wood stove. I bought new curtains, throw pillows and some trinkets for the den this weekend. Bought these MYself because it’s too hard to match color and texture on the internet.

Put the christmas tree up.this year it’s all done in silver and purple.

Really..can My nose get anymore perfect??

Oh I have some new items I want immediately, including some new luggage. Anyway, I need new luggage because it seems that every time I fly internationally the dumbfucks who search My luggage break MY zippers and I will be needing new luggage for MY upcoming travels.

Will be working on updating wishlists tonight. Prepare for some hardcore shopping, boys.

heehee! I just got $900 from western union man, a blowdryer and tshirt from fatmac, $100 moneybookers from some german, $100 from screwy louey, $100 from a new guy and $400 from terrance.  $150 target gift card, $100 cash and 2 $75 sweaters.

Now that I’m unpacked, I think it’s time for Me to start concentrating on work-outs and eating healthy again, MY remodeling and redecorating projects and of course SHOPPPPPPPing!

Took a self portrait bathroom picture to show you all My tan. It’s not super dark, but it’s some color!

Princess speaks and wormboys listen! amsterdam ham has already purchased ME another another Canon PowerShot SD500. I’m not going to worry about getting the other one fixed. They said it would probably cost over 175$. Mighta well just get a new one at that price. I really love this camera, but it broke in only 9 months. I won’t be taking this one to the beach again.

I’m baaaaack! Taking names and maxing cards. Well I’m a bit disappointed in the amount of tributes I have received while I was on vacation. $200 from screwy louey, $500 from vintage furfreak, $500 from deadman dan, $200 from twinkie and $100 from some guy named robert. Oh yeah and I received a $200 money order in the mail. you, FUCKS SUCK!! you fucking slackers! I shouldn’t have to babysit you pathetic sluts! I should have gotten at least 3 times that much while I was away enjoying MYself! Heads are going to roll, bitches!

Ok.so I’m back but I’m not too bummed because I know I will be back somewhere tropical for a week in just 6 months. I demand full compensation for My May vacation!

Princess fan: Is that leather dress coming?? When will it arrive??

Fuuuck going through MY voicemail and there are like 140 messages. Why the fuck would so many of you morons call when you KNOW I’m not here? What a bunch of fucktards!

Oh this is the camera that got fucked up. I want another one! Someone run like the wind and buy it for Me!
Oh and if you are the person who bought this for ME. “jimmikins” send ME the receipt or whatever you got from amazon. I might try getting this one repaired if I can get a hold of proof of purchase. Looks like it was bought in march or april 2007. If you purchased that camera for Me..email Me asap. I loved that camera!

Oh look at the shit I got emailed to ME! hahahaha!

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Remember that “fire ant” guy? Well, look what he’s been up to! WHERE DA FUCK do you fuckers come up with stupid shit? hahahahaha! We were in the airport when this flashed across MY cellphone. We were laughing so hard, you don’t understand. hahahaha!
F R E A K S!!!

Update: It’s the 17th now.vacation is almost over. I’ll be around on monday and ready to get back to wallet raping and destroying psyches. Guess what!? We just booked for our next vacation in May! We got a small discount ($200 off each person) if we paid for it while we were here. I am SOOOOOO only doing all-lesbian vacations from now on. This has been awesome! Hopefully, there’s more hotter, younger Women next time. We also want to go to the Turks and Caicos vacation in November 2008..so start saving up for that, boys. This place even has gift certificates.

Sand was too dark and the water wasn’t as blue as I hoped for. 🙁 Dropped My Canon PowerShot in the sand on the third day and now the zoom lense is stuck and the monitor is giving Me an error 18 and have had to take camera phone pics for half of the vacation. Oh yeh, and they broke the zipper on one of suitcases, which is stressing Me out. Besides this, we really enjoyed ourselves. We ate waaaay too much, met a lot of new friends, totally relaxed and both got tans (well MY face is pretty much just burnt)! I love MY vacations and you bottom dwellers are going to continue to provide ME and MY girl with as many as I want!

At the Pool

On the Beach

Lots of old lesbians
My face is FRIED! It’ sooo hot here. Having a blast but the drinks are too sweet and the Women are all butch! We are off to breakfast and I think we are going to go to swim with the dolphins in this small private group today and do some Sunset Cruise thang. I’ll update again!
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