Yeah! The one spaniard who is really whiny and cries about how awful his life was a TOTAL sucker today! First he did a $200 donation followed by around $200 on Victoria’s Secrets. he bought this this and this.Then he made another $100 donation, followed by a $300 donation. So out of the kindness of MY heart I flipped My webcam on for a few minutes and wrung the last $200 out of him. Bringing us to the total of $1000!! Ay caramba! he is now sleeping off the whiskey. his new name is tormented in Spain.

russell had to pay $100 penalty for being a fucking spazz on his journal. he’s sooo frickin strange.that deep-down goofy strange like deryck. I’ll be posting his new photos by the Shit Artiste himself, russell the baboon. Shit is his media.his face the canvas. It will be found in the member’s section of MY diary.
twinkie parted with $200 today and also add his journal to the piggy journal section.

Poor little russell in his tampon jewelry pretending to be very sad when he found out the outcome of the poll. Doesn’t he look like yabbadabba doo russell rubble or something? If you haven’t read his journals before be sure to check it out. They are funny. Personally, I think secretly he likes people voting ‘Cow Sphincter Ugly’. he sent that $100 today right out of the blue.obviously, touched by MY display of cruelty.
Oh, I was all excited cuz I thought we finally trapped the rabbit. But when I got up closer look what it was! Ewww! Fucking scary, evil possum from hell living in MY garden sanctuary! I’ll finish up today’s announcement later.

Oh Mah Gawd. The freaks are sooo out tonite. I’ve been on calls all night. Can hardly think. Just got $300 from a brand new guy who fuckin’ gave himself a vodka enema and did reeeally weird stuff on his cam. Not sure if I will be satisified with him. For now he is sissytruckdriver he sorta became an annoying.slow drunk. Those ones you get drunk and they can’t fucking stand up straight or type their credictcard #’s. Most aggravating. $75 from usedbySierra. Also a brand new guy. $250 from mark from kansas. Phone is driving Me insane!

I’m in a pissy mood because of deryck. I fucking want to stick a fucking wooden stake through his heart and watch gerbils chew his eyeballs out. I am also pissed at one of the spaniards. he started to BEG to buy Mariah and I stuff.then ‘poof’ disappeared. Well, senor stinky, you BETTER fucking get a hold of ME and finish what you started–or I am going to be VERY pissed–and when I get pissed.HEADS FUCKING ROLL.

easy sent his $300 and paid $80 for a keen mail. $100 ecount from friend to lesbians. Just got another $200 out of beerboy joe. he’s so fun to dick with. twinkie did about $75 of minor shopping, fish gravel, fish food, and some outdoor plant fertilizer and bug stuff. The rug for the den showed up today. It really matches.:) The retainer brick was delivered, trenches were dug and the wall is nearly half done! It’s going to look SO good! Decided Im going to do cobblestone pavers on the front sidewalk instead of natural stone because that would involve ripping up the cement walk. I’m going to do natural stone on another walk around the side of the house instead. Had another tree removed today. I didn’t like this one. Glad it’s gone. Tomorrow won’t be an easy day to catch Me. I’ll probably be outdoors for most of it and I’m definitely going to party it up in the evening. Tonite I did a late movie.and it sucked!

Oh by the way, can you tell I’m on MY period STILL!?

When I get time I will be adding some very morbid additions to the deryck fantasies in members only.

Members be sure to keep checking in on the NEW deryck story (The Completely Untrue Tales). It’s a work in progress and I’ve been adding to it. This particular project really has inspired Me. I plan to work on it often this week.

Here’s a short excerpt for curious non-member subhuman shit.
She gently took him by the chin and brought Her face right up to his, close enough that he could feel HER warm breath on his cheek and smell the sweet bubblegum taste of Her mouth. All he could see were those beautiful full lips moving slowly, sensually.. sweetly. Her mouth almost seemed kind at that moment and She said in a luring, soft whisper, “deryck don’t be bad , you could get hurt.” “you’ve always been MY little sick puppy haven’t you? She brought Her finger to his forehead and traced it all the way down his nose and said in the most angelic voice possible. “oh MY deryck, you are simply the most hideous looking man I’ve ever seen.”

Romantic, huh?

deryck just added a bit of the story from his point of view. Check it out. It’s quite amusing.

Well I picked out the stone bricks or whatever they are called for the retainer wall today. That should be delivered on friday. I guess they will try to do that over the weekend. Everything is still a crazy mess. I am very pleased that the flower beds are going to be very large and romantic looking and they’ll be less fence in MY front yard.

mark the pornpie freak did $300 and the spaniard did $150, $200 from nutty bastard. Oh My god I got a SHITLOAD of boxes today–2 delicate fancy lamps, tons of boxes of towels, 3 books, a big box from delias, $200 GC for My mattress from smalldick SD, and 2 big tropical indoor plants and a small peace lily from the Ukranian. (The 3 in the front) I’m not sure where I’m going to put them , but I love having big bushy plants in the house! Need to pick out 2 new pots. The peace lily Im going to be a goober and do the Betta Fish in the vase thing with it.

I still haven’t gotten SUPER Roomba! Get your fannies in gear, fans! Oh beerboy, your times up! Don’t make ME do it to you..

russellxxxx: u have not mentioned my $50 tribute I paid yesterday
Princess Sierra aka GOD: hhaaha oh I will add it..I fucking forgot about it cuz it was so puny.
Oh and russell gave Me $50 measly dollars.

Update: So strange..the other spaniard that I talked to just donated $250. Those two always seem to come out of hiding at the very same time. Interesting.

ARGH! My front yard looks a mess! We totally tore out the front fence and a huge stretch of plants. The people who lived here before ME grew all this crazy vine across this fence and all these wild ornamental grasses and giant flowers. The vine was fucking everywhere strangling all the flowers which they had planted all zany. Anyway, now I have this giant tunnel of dirt across the lawn. I’m picking out retainer wall now. I’m thinking about doing some cobblestone looking stuff and natural stone for the walkway. The back is really looking lush now but I have projects for that too.
I’m obsessing with MY Home and Garden shit right now. I was out in the yard supervising most of the afternoon.
Got a new guy who spent $400 on ME plus his call. Good boy, for your first time. he seems like he’s going to be VERY easy to work into a permanent stupor. Haven’t thought of a name for him, but he sounds like a fag on the phone. dumbdog sent $300–he’s soo fucking boring to talk to.
Kinda a slow day, you fucking losers!
deryck wants to meet russell for some hot british boybutt licking and blowjobs! Yeah! Won’t they be the cutest couple!?
deryck and russell
russell when you see this, message ME. I want to hear you two have phonesex together on 2-way and set up a date for you two.

Just got back from My night. I had dinner here with a friend then went out for darts and a few beers. Christ, I have bad cramps today. I’ll send a pair of stinky socks to the first freak who can hack deryck’s computer.
For those on MY Princess Period Program: insert your extra absorbent tampons, boys–this week’s gonna be a doozie. I don’t feel too chatty. Fuck you all, My tummy hurts.

$400 from pornpie freak. This is the best part of pornpie-cam tonite. The fucking drunk bastard fell asleep while I was doing another call. cheesedick was a goodboy and sent another $300 today. Guess who just popped in and messaged? deryck  hehehe Now I have to start thinking up vicious things to do. deryck, go make a fucking donation before I go into “SPAZZ MODE.”

Oh, updated MY wishlist today. Shuffled some of MY fulfilled stuff to the Fulfilled WishList beerboy joe: you better get you FAT ASS into that amazon account and change your billing on that amazon order before they put MY shit back on the list.use your debit card instead. It’s on hold for some reason. If stuff goes back on the wishlist, I will penalize you TIMES 3! Understood? Yippy! pornpie woke up and bought Me the rug off MY amazon wishlist.
Landscaping this week. I have guys tearing a fence down in the front tomorrow and pulling up a long stretch of plants and vine I don’t want there anymore. Professional landscapers will be coming into to work on the front yard later in the week. This is going to be a large project. I want new stone walkway and dividers done around the house, new flowerbeds and have to spread some turf over where the fence and plants are removed. Then I want the entire back fence stained–which is enormous. I also plan to have MY guys do a natural stone pathway along the side.but I’m having the pros do the front stuff. I’m sick of the other’s people crazy plants popping up in funny places. Keep shopping boys! I have lots of Shit for you doofs to buy this week!