I decided to finally post the couch pictures all public. Members can find them here.
I think Im going to make toiletbrush buy ME a gift every day til Christmas–starting 12 days before Christmas. Who else wants to volunteer for the 12-days of Princess Christmas shopping spree? What better way to show your friends and family that they mean far less to you than your PRINCESS does?? Spend all your Season’s Gift Giving cash on ME and buy them all dimestore cheeseballs!
Oh MAH Gawd! Did any of you see Queer Eye for the straight guy? The straight guy who wore the toupee looked TOTALLY like fagarina 15 years ago! I can’t believe the fucking resemblance. he even acted like fagarina–insecure, wimpy, etc.
terrance was the only one who made a really cool donation. he got a Christmas bonus and donated $1000!! Yeah!! fatmac is totally being bossed around by MY sisters who are totally taking advantage of him. Both of them are yanking on him like he’s a wishbone wanting to get the bigger piece. HAHA.
harbor slave called whining because he accidentally put $400 through instead of $200 last time and I didn’t give him ample credit. Don’t you forget you, little shit mongrel you owe ME another $100 TODAY!
smelly balls donated $300, toiletbrush bought Me a little indoor fountain thingie and twinkie lost $300.
Well bless MY soul..guess what stinky little queer crawled out from under his rock to day and sent ME $200? brad the fag. ABOUT fuckin’ time you limp-wristed dweeb. HaHa got some weirdo named richard donate $100 and then do a phone session on top of that. fatmac’s box of teas and foodstuff showed up today.
fagarina the tampon clip!
Oh remember that forum board I was telling you dumbfucks about? We’re almost done putting it all together.
We’re opening up the website in a few days.(Monday I believe) I’ll be moderating the Punishment/Humiliation board. There’s like 30 Mistresses all founding this website.it should be a lot of fun. I usually don’t spend much times on boards but I plan on partipating on this one. I’ll link it when it’s opened. I expect My slavies who partipate on these boards to be shining examples of what a sub pigslave should be.
Haha. Remember that guy I told you about who wrote that pathetic letter? The one with the creepy voice. Well now I make him talk in this crazy voice that sounds like bullwinkle on speed. It’s really fucking hysterical and annoys ME a lot less. I have officially renamed him barfbaby poopoo. he’s a spazz. Send ME $200 more barfbaby poopoo! Pronto you vomitous diaper-wearing freak of fuggin’ nature!
I’m watching some documentary on crop-circles. I’ll update later.
Oh woes Me. I’m so fucking tired. It’s been a crazy busy evening. Phone rang constantly.
beerboyjoe called and lost $850
Ain’t he a vile lard ass?? I can’t believe that fucker comes back for more after the shit I do to him.
mister urban.DO NOT fucking call ME without contributing $400 FIRST, you psychotic bunghole. I DON’T FUCKING LIKE you. I DON’T EVEN LIKE SEEING your NAME FLASH ACROSS MY CALLER I.D. It PISSES ME OFF. I think I should be gifted $400 just to IGNORE your calls when I see them.
pornpie lost $400. he got a really fucking good outfit for tonite. he’s one of the “gnarly angels” GoPornPie!
$75 anonymous donation from someone,
$75 amazon gift certificate from this fucking WEIRD freaky that talked in this crazy fucking voice..you OWE ME another one you pissant! I didn’t fucking like you! Something about you gave ME the heebie jeebies.you can at LEAST pay extra for having a yucky annoying voice. $200 donation from smalldick SD.
Yo cumfag, I know your probably all depressed cuz I was too busy to talk to you.but that’s too bad you dickdrooling fagboy. you need to go RE-SIGN up for that monthly penalty fee I made for you.
Me and a friend were playing Sims all day, getting all fucking pissed. What an ANNOYING game.
Ooops forgot to mention that the guy from france did wind up sending another $75 to be less boring. Good boy. toiletbrush also just bought Me the $130 toothbrush off My amazon wishlist and that really weird freaky that talked in the strange voice sent ME another $100 GiftCertificate and this pathetic letter that was sooo fucking tragic I thought I would share it with the world:
“I sent you the 100 gift certificate as requested. You do deserve it more than I do. It really really hurt yesterday when you told me that investing in me is like investing in cow dung. It seems like a permanent kind of hurt, not the kind that goes away easily. I’m thankful that you mentioned me on your site. Thank you!
Otherwise, my life is kind of depressing . . . don’t have friends to speak of,
hardly see my family, my girlfriend and I are breaking up, i can hardly get it up for sex, when i cum my cum stays in my weiner for the most part – have to squeeze it out. I am proud to day that i do always eat my cum. I’m 45 years old, don’t have any children, never married. I do own 3 houses – well the bank owns them – 2 are rental 1 mostly paid off – so I feel good about that.
I’m working at home mostly and don’t go out much. Boy this is prety sad. I have to do something to improve matters, but nothing i try seems to work out. Is that the definition of a loser – or can i be more than that? ”
Yes, you are the epitome of loser.but you can be more than that. you could be MY property, MY door-mat, MY sucker, an improved man who has decided to stop WASTING his LIFE AWAY on himself, but dedicate it to the WORLD’s MOST WORTHY BITCH, ME! Until you do that, you will remain the miserable ZERO that you are today. Now go send another Gift Certificate and I might give you a nickname. HA!
Yeah, I know.already posted this, I just like seeing My recent, prettiest pics at the top of the page when the page opens. I really doubt you turds are complaining.
Yeeeehaw! My canceled scifi show Farscape that I’m all addicted to, is going to be brought back for a 4-part mini series because of all the bitching and compaigning of the crazy fans.
“A massive Web-based fan campaign apparently has succeeded in bringing back the canceled TV series “Farscape.”
The cult science-fiction show, which premiered in 1999 and had a four-season run on the SciFi Channel, will return next year as a 4-hour miniseries, according to a knowledgeable “Farscape” source and several Internet reports. ”
russell has been trying to “get better.” Stupid pigbeast! AS IF therapy can save him. he fell off the wagon and spent $300. Absolutely NO therapists! I will NOT have psychatrists attempting to straighten up the brains I PURPOSELY scrambled!
Ugh.I’m in a suprisingly great mood even though My period is a miserable one. Shit I so do not have patience to play SIMS. You spend your entire day friggin’ peeing, eating and sleeping. If you act like a lazy Princess and do not clean anything..nobody cleans up for you, so you have to listen to flies buzz around! What a crock. I hope I can make little slaves soon, cuz this shit BLOWS!
Some french guy sent $75 today.hmm..booring.how about you go back and try another $75?
Been busy working on My toplist. What a pain in the ass.
Had more shopping trips with toiletbrush! I think I have every goddamned thing at Victorias Secret I could ever want! he also just got the new scale I added to My amazon wishlist that I wanted (My other is acting up). $300 from easy, $300 from pornpie, $500 online donation from WU sissyboy, $50 from arthur, $200 from fatmac going to My sister Veronica and he sent also ME $100 donation to pay for a romantic dinner date. Gourmet meat from arrived from toiletbrush. YummY.
It’s been a few days so I can’t remember everything offhand. I’ll go through MY mail and see what else I’m missing later.
Oh sissyribbons has been officially fired weeks ago. A few guys have been asking about him–but he’s OUT.
I still haven’t posted the NEW couch photos for MY members. you guys want to see them all?
START BEGGING LIKE THE DOGBITCHES you ARE!
I don’t think I’ve been SPOILED ENOUGH YET! SO GET TO IT, you smelly dick pullers!
oooh poor Me..stayed home with mondo cramps. I think I had 2 periods this month! Fucking A!
