Oh poor Me. I caught something and I bet it was from this snot-nosed baby I was around when I was at a friend’s house this week. Kids and babies are just germie disease carrying bundles of boogers. I told them to keep that kid pointed away from Me at all times cuz I heard it hacking. If there’s 3 things that scare Me it’s bats, babies and velcro tennis shoes. I’ve had a sore throat for 3 days and now I friggin totally lost MY voice and sound like I’m going through puberty. I won’t be doing any calls tonite.

Send Me $300 and I will honk in a tissue and send you My own personal dose of germs. Think of it.you could actually catch the same cold as ME! Ain’t that romantic?

hmmm. Being that I am a regular blabber mouth, being unable to talk is really cruel and unusual for ME. I’m fairly grouchy. But I’m really too sickypoo to have My usual conniption. I’ll save that for when I have more energy.

Oh beerboy..you ARE on deathmode again.
you WILL SUFFER for your insolence.

Yeah! New members area!
12 new gorgeous pics and new text related to Alcohol Training.
Princess gets you drunk and dicks you over!
You might notice that I cut and paste a piece of lace over MY blessed left bosom–cuz the lace was pretty see through. Didn’t want one of you freaks accidentally getting the thrill of your life.

Come to Princess..little spankers..you know it’s inevitable!
I did manage to get a lot of the red highlights out of My hair–although in this page I look like a friggin redhead cuz I had to tweak the hue cuz the lighting look greenish or something.

Because StormPay has dropped their fees down to 9% instead of 15% I’ve decided to add them to MY alternative payment methods. I still prefer My shopping cart or ecount.

Will update later.

beerboy is soo pathetic.
he was back the next fucking day. Today. hahahaha Am I good? Or am I good? Not only am I mean, beautiful, addicting and perfect–I’m friggin PSYCHIC!

pssst..easy, I got your $400 in cash. Time to send another!

My hair appointment has been moved to tuesday instead of monday so I should be around for calls on monday afternoon.

Well I just got another $1600 from beerboy joe.Since I got the 2,000 he promised plus a hair more, he’s not on DEATHWISH mode. Yeah!!!!! Guess what beerboy told ME again for the 101th after I raped his big frat hillbilly ass? That this would be the last time he talked to Me. hahaha ok..whadda think? one week or two? How long will he last? Fuck you, fat bitch! your rolypoly ass will be rolling right back begging for abuse JUST like it ALWAYS does.no matter HOW many times you promise yourself you’ll get better.
That little new canadian porky guy sent another $250 and still has only answered My email with a “yes maam”. hahaha I LOVE IT. That’s the way to bring in the bacon, bacon!

oops gotta a live one.later.

Yeah for Me again! monsignor poopoo called and paid $300 and did some very gutwrenching performances on the phone. Today has been a mad house of calls and I.M.’s.

New members. If you have tried to sign up for a new membership and havent been able to–I’m trying to fix this with verotel. Try back tomorrow and see if it’s working.

deryck.put some fucking money on that damned card PRONTO.

Pull out that wallet, bitchpig!

porky from canada sent ME another $200 via partykey and still not a word from him. 🙂
Keep it coming, you silly sow!

Be sure to read the newest piggies journals. I have made an interesting reply to cumfag.
I have a boy re-calking the guest shower today. I’m going to inspect.
I’ll update later today.

Just got back from My New Year night out. Woohoo! Fluffy drinks.

Just got another $300 from pornpie freak. Wow, he’s been doing $600 a week for months now!

he had a little party with himself and 2 only friends to bring in the New Year. Click to see full-sized.
fatmac bought an Xbox for My sister.
$300 from terrance earlier today. fagarina, log into ecount and pay Veronica that $100 you promised.contact ME first and I will give you the email, you little pud.
Some stranger named “michael” sent ME $25 amazon gift certificate.yawn..surely you can do better than that? Get to it. twinkie did about $100 shopping for some more contact lenses and a few minor things.

I get My hair done on Monday so maybe I’ll do more pretty pics next week. I’m going to try to get the red highlights out again.

Just got a $200 donation on My partykey account from a complete stranger from Canada. Unexpected money from total strangers is always a nice surprise.:)

Well.today I went to procure the $2,000 beerboy owed ME.and he only had $500 in his account!!

HOW VERY UNFORTUNATE FOR him. I SNATCHED the $500 from his account.and WILL be devising an EVIL scheme to collect the rest owed ME.
Guess what, pigfuckers!? I just started MY period (twirling 2 SUPER-PLUS tampons like two rootin tootin handguns) and heads are gonna ROLL!

That silly ass baboon paid $200 today all the while chanting “im a monkey! i’m a fool! Paying Princess makes me drool!” sissy sarah said “tata” to $150. fatmac sent another $100 tand did some shopping.  toiletbrush has been given another sizeable monthly advertisement $ bill to contend with. Oooh fatty..you’re in deep doodoo. That Xbox game you bought Sister M wasnt suppose to be purchased until someone bought HER an X-box. Guess what? you’re a daddy! you just adopted ANOTHER PREZZIE!
jeff murray: you CLOSET COCK-GOBBLING PIECE OF SHIT! you have just been given your LAST CHANCE.
If you DONT suck when I tell you to–you’re OUTTA THERE! GO SIT ON THE BENCH, BITCH!
No cock, no dick, no servitude.

UGH! My womb hurts. Flipping MY TWO INTRUSIVE BIRDIE FINGERS AT you all.