The message in the photo is directed to somebody who’s really cruising for a bruising.you know who you are.
Woohoo boxes galore! I got My new camera. But I haven’t figured out how to use it yet. I got My supersecret spy phone thing, a box from VS with some shorts that were too big for Me, a bra, a few blouses and a $100 VS Gift Certificate, a part for My pool, this leotard thing, these shoes in the pic, $200 from some guy who claims to be My slave and 6 giant lobster tails. YumYum!
Kinda pissed that I cropped My hair out of the above pic. It’s fucking hard to get shit centered right when you are taking timed pictures.

I only got like 3 decent shots from this take. My top kept moving around the shoulders and doing dopey things. I really need to cut my long curly dangly over My eye to a short length but I keep wondering if maybe I want it to grow out the the length of the rest of MY hair and go dangley-less. Decisions Decisions

The full-sized, fullbodied photo will be available to members only. My hair and legs are TO DIE FOR!
Today I did The “Total Sculp + Abs” Firm workout. Hopefully, I will get another workout done late tonite.

Got some fun stuff in the mail today, My old fashion bathing suit, dress and this little chinesy umbrella for photos. furfreak bought Me this asian looking silk short dress, a giant black backdrop and some beauty products. easy scott is sending $200. Go update your announcements scott–tell em how EASILY I dick you over! ha!ha! I got a brand new guy today. he’s a youngin’. I think I will him “the jerk-off jock” or something like that. he sent $200 on his first day. I got a a little surprise $75 from peckerpuppet and a whopping $25 from fagarina.

Aww look at the little letter I got from some sissy who liked MY article on sissy shopping. I guess he likes the sissyshack page. If you havent read the article, here’s the link–it’s kinda funny.

“Mistress

i am a sissy maid from south africa. i am writing to tell you that your webpage is the best sissy site on the web. Its fantastic. Your advise on dressing has been a huge help to me.”

One of My houseboys are making chicken paprika for ME tonite.mmm.it smells good and I’m STARVED!

NOTE TO deryck: you’ve GOT 2 THINGS you OWE ME RIGHT NOW, BITCH! SEND THEM!
deryck’s playing hide and seek again. I watched this show last week where these indians cooked this guy alive in a buffalo hide over a campfire. It was really gross. Last night I had a dream I did the same thing to deryck.cept it wasn’t gross then..it was actually rather enjoyable! I suppose I shouldnt have dreams like that, should I? oops Just because I dream it, DOESN’T mean I’d do it! I’m not the camping type.
hahhaha aren’t I funny?

Update: Woohoo! pornpie freak was a good little devious weirdo tonite. On top of his usual $300, he sent another $200, bought a pair of shoes and spent around $120 shopping off My PhotoProject wardrobe wishlist!

http://www.fagarina.com/nogirlfriends.rm

hahahahahaha!

So now that I’ve been working on this recent new photo project, I wonder how many little moneydommes are gonna start taking pictures wearing the same shit? How much you wanna bet they’ll all be wearing poofy swing skirts and a flower behind their ear tomorrow? Yah know they will. lol I ALREADY see them doing it and the adding the VERY same shit I JUST put on My wardrobe wishlist a few days ago on their wishlist. I mean THE SAME fucking exact items!! I keep running in fucking directions so My site doesn’t look like the moneydommes who rip OFF EVERY damned thing I do, write and say.. and THEY KEEP FRIGGIN FOLLOWING ME! ARGH! What fucking evah.

Today I did this 60 minute Firm Workout. Maybe I will do 30 on the treadmill and some abs late tonite–but I’m not sure. So nick, Mr loopy 4 legs?? How much did you lose last night? Was it $300 or $350? I forget now. you are SOOO fucking My bitch now. I made him rip up his wedding picture too. HAHA No wife = Mo’ money for Me. So I like when wives “go bye bye”.
Poor widdle twinkie lost another $500 buckaroos last night and bought the phone tap for Me last night. heeeheee!
I can’t wait for it to get here! Got another bradthefag carepackage–a shitload of fancy salami and cheese. A big box of playclothes came today from pornpie freak too.
The weather is shitty– not sure if Im going to watch movies, go somewhere or just workout.

pornpie is getting boozed up as we speak. If I don’t go anywhere tonite I plan on making him do more shopping tonite. he already sent his $300 🙂 Just like clockwork.

Hey! Somebody buy ME this so I can better record MY phonecalls with beerboy joe and british freaks. I have a thing that I have been using to record phonecalls but it’s getting old. This thing looks neat! I can record the phonecall and directly make it a digital wav file! That means clearer recordings to better “twist your arm.” heehee
Digital Phone Recorder

Workout today: 40minutes on treadmill, 40minute on blowflex, and a hard ab workout.
Oooh this phone tap is even better.

Update: Oh Mah gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd. pollywannapecker!

I got My usual $300 from pornpie PLUS $200 more shopping! I’ve added the things to the newest fulfilled wishes. Ok. Today I did the Firm 30minute Blaster Workout, The Maximum Cardio Burn Plus Abs tape and 20minutes on the treadmill. 🙂

Yeah I get another gas card! georgie the guy who gave ME the shell card that I used for like 2 years until it expired called today and got Me another one! I’ll scan it as soon as it gets here. he also got fucked outta $200 cash and I spent $200 on his Victorias Secret card..well the Victorias Secret card is his and he put one in My name. I just don’t use it wildly.ALTHOUGH I could WHENEVER I FUCKING want!

mark the guy who claims to be married to a lesbian who has a girlfriend and won’t screw him anymore, donated $300. the baboon sent $100-boOooring. I also made him order a baby bonnet and baby bottoms for his next photo opportunity.
Let’s see..last night I did this 60 minute Firm Work-out then a nice hard ab and calves workout late that evening. I’m going to go do My firm workout in a few.

Oh fatmac! I think I found a pair of boots that might actually look like those old sketchers I cling madly in love with but desperately need to throw out. The Lucky Luke boots I just added to MY updated wardrobe wishlist. Guess who’s getting them? you, shamu!

brad the fag sent another one of his boxes. This one was full of treats, a nice pair of Henckles kitchen shears and Crest whitening strips. lol.he sure knows how to spoil a Princess–NOT! I fucking made him by My teeth strips because in Ohio.they must be some fucking sought after,high-theft item because they keep them behind the glass counter at the grocery stores and pharmacies like diamond ear rings or something. What the fuck!?

OH somebody.get Me a friggin meat slicer. Do you ever notice that the “hard salami” in the deli area AIN’T really hard salami? I bring this big hard salami to the lady at the deli and ask her to cut it up really thin slices and she says it’s against store policy. Oh puhlease..granny OBVIOUSLY didn’t know she was speaking to royalty! Anyway, she offered Me that nasty kind they have behind the counter. Yuck. There’s no pepper chunks in it, it isn’t really hard salami and it smells like dirty feet. I didn’t throw a fit, because hell.she has to wear a hairnet 8 hours a day and handle bologna–that’s gotta be punishment enough. So ANYway, I want a fucking meat slicer so I can graze on salami. There is one on MY amazon wishlist. you can also get one of the cheaper ones here. I don’t need anything big and cumbersome. If you need a physical shipping address, send it to the one listed here.

Oh I just decided that I risking georgie going AWOL again. So we called cb-2000 and bought him a cb-3000 today. The keys are going to ME–the chastity device is going to him. he won’t go far with his winky locked away.

pornpie freak is out looking for a Chiquita Banana outfit for his tuesday night freakfest. That means at least another $300 for Me. 🙂

Update: Guess what else I got out of beerboy joe’s LAME ass early this morning.
$500 sears gift card! I also got him to beg Me to make him owe ME another $1000 on top of the $350 he owes last night. (he has $3,000 worth of credit left there–and I WILL USE UP EVERY DIME!) I also made him make a recording of him saying his full name and phone number and asking guys to call him for free phone hummers–slurp. If he doesn’t call back today to finish up the Sears shopping we were doing before his fucking phone died! I MIGHT have to publish it. HaHa you totally can’t imagine how fucking wimpy and pathetic this little jackass gets when Im dicking him over.

HeeHee! beerboy joe agreed to pay $1000 to get his phone number removed because he was sick of all the freaks and fags calling him during his business meetings. hahaha So I actually got $750 of it off of his cards tonight and he has 3 days to get the rest to ME.

I was gone most of the afternoon and evening tonight. Did some shopping, looked at trucks, had dinner and drinks with some friends. Then I came back home and checked in and went back out for a few more hours.

easy’s other $200 came Saturday. toiletbrush those items for MY camera never disappeared off My amazon wishlist! I don’t think the order was successful.go back and try again.
Oh I just saw a bit of this forensic show where they use this “truth drug” on suspects to get information on them. They say that people usually can’t lie while under the influence of this stuff. I had a few daydreams of getting a hold of this and using it on a few of MY peckerhead slaves.

I’m going to work on MY wishlist more today. I’m all out of diet pepsi and diet cherry coke and nobody is around to bring ME any. I’m way too lazy to go out in the cold and wind and get it. Maybe I will sit here and pout.
Yippy! vintage fur freak just sent Me $500 when he saw a few of MY pics of ME in his cherry dress! he’s pretty easy to talk into buying girly stuff but he’s a bit stodgier with cash giving. he messages and says he wants to buy Me some more sexy clothes. I ain’t gonna wear this shit ever again after these pic, so I tell him to send $500 and I’ll buy a long glamorous dress with a slit all the way up the side. So he sends it and I say, “I lied.” and he says, “thank you for lying.” Haha! I like that! I’ll try to find a few more outfits for you to buy when I get the time, fur freak. So what the fuck do they do with all the fox and minx and the endangered species they kill for fur? Do people eat that stuff? Do they at least put it dogchow or something? So is everyone pissed about poor Martha Stewart? I don’t believe true Bitches should ever be penalized for their misdeeds and foulplay–we should get libraries named after us.

russell had a very important dinner date tonite.

I also got $250 from nick who also paid a few weeks ago. he’s a total leg freak. nick, it’s ONLY going to get worse. STOP FIGHTING cuz you already GOT THE BUG..and once you caught the Princess Plague..your infected for life! I was going to name this guy nick the puppet.but since My old puppet resurfaced I am making nick’s “nickname” loopy for legs.

A friend of Mine was telling Me that Her newdigital camera had a wire remote. I decided I needed one too! fagarina just bought ME the Olympus C-5000 5MegaPixel Digital Camera w/ 3x Optical Zoom. Yippy! I also got fagarina to agree to pay for MY new stove top and oven. I know I want a built in one. I have to pick out new MY countertop around teh same time so it will probably be a month or so before he actually starts paying on it.

I’m a happy Princess!

OOps..I was lazy and only did 45 min on the treadmill today.