Meet the Coed Cootch. Click the dumdum.

pigfucker, cocksuckin’, doomed muddahfucka deryk t stopped by and sent $1000. he also coughed up a 300UK ($500US) Gift Certificate from the FairyGothMother. I have it all safely in MY hands. I need to browse through FairyGothmother and pick something out there. I still hate the bastard and will NOT forgive him for MANY MANY more THOUSANDS of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and mounds of damning info. For those of you who don’t remember..sometime back, deryk canceled a large order on ME. I will continue to exact MY revenge on him.

I sorta skimped on My workout over the weekend but am going to make up for it this week!

Update: booooring pornpie freak night again. I got $300 and he’s dressed up in some strange orange, hula girl gitup or something. he’s sooo strange. Woohoo! Make that $600 from pornpie and he’s STILL strange! yahoo!!

Lordie. There are 5 12 packs of beer bottles in MY trash and a pile of steak bones. houseboy is in there doing a pile dishes. Really had a blast last night, but today MY head sorta hurts.

Got a brand new guy today who made his first donation–$500 dollars. 🙂 he’s sorta a youngin’ so I put him through hell proving it was his credit card. Made him scan his credit card and his drivers licence to Me. haha I’ve decided I’m going to turn this 6’3 collegeboy into a flaming sissyfag! If he remains in MY good graces, his name will be from this point on “the coed-kootch”.
Got another $200 from BIG GAY FAG–UK. I have some massive humiliation in store for him! Oh brad the fag’s silly carepackage showed up yesterday with Mentadent toothpaste and $30 of parmasean cheese.

Oh a guy made another wallpaper for Me. Check it out.

I think I’m going to have him redo it cuz the pics on the right just aren’t sized right or something. he made a few different ones. You can all MY wallpapers here if you haven’t set your Princess wallpapers yet.

For those of you on the Princess period training course..insert your tampons, bitches. Cuz I just started!

Update: Just got $225 from deadman dan.

Update on beerboy’s loan: 🙁 he got turned down at the first bank. he’s going to try again because the first bank was pretty conservative and the interest low. Wish him luck.he’s going to need it if he doesn’t get it!

I just might hurt you, bitch!

Friday night I went to dinner and drinks with a group of friends but was home by 11. Saturday I’m having a few people over for booze, darts and cook-out. The weather better stay nice so we can grill those steaks. I won’t be available for the rest of the day and evening.

Checkout the pornpie freak’s cowpoke fashion show. See what sending ME $600 earlier got him? haha he also bought Me this SouthPark watch I wanted with “Princess Sierra” engraved on the back. It’s a cheapie, fun watch. $55 or something like that, but at least it has a leather wristband.
HAHAHHA Oh My gawd..nearly nardless that new british freakazoid gave ME yet another $200! What’s fun about him is that everytime he pays ME he says he’s “through” and it’s just a “phase” he’s gone through. Then he calls back 2 days later and does it again. he’s slipping into the aybss and I’m laughing ALL THE WAY!
UPDATED: NEW!
Check out fagarina’s Cinco De Mayo Video clip! LOL Do I NOT have the most amusing freakshow subs on the net or what??

Click to see fagarina’s clip!

Watch out for this one, girls. This goober gets all mental right after he jacks off. Sorta figured that by looking at him. he fucks granola bars and eats it straight from his ass, sends cash, drinks his piss, shoots in his eye and then spazzes out after he juices in his face and starts preaching about how Women aren’t superior. HA! post-orgasmic guilt–ain’t it a bitch, boys? Best part is, marc, you got the blues and I still got the recording, your phone number off MY caller I.D. and pictures. heehee Gotta love those self-loathing, closet-case fag bastards!

Click the dork to see.

What a pleasant surprise.just got $300 outta that stinking divorcee who’s been hiding from ME. Well, you can bet your ass, I’m going to bang his wallet some more this week!

Update: 5/5 6.p.m. Yeehaw! I made pornpie freak pay DOUBLE today because he pissed ME off last freakshow. I just took $600 from him! Tonight he’s going to be a rodeo queen.

Check out the baboon’s newest video. HAHA. Gawd this stuff cracks ME up!

OOOh today I got My Harley Flame jacket from toiletbrush. I think he spent around $350 on it. you can see it here. I’ll take pics in it sometime soon. Also got a pretty bouquet of flowers from toiletbrush but I’ll wait til all the lilies and orchids open before I take a picture for MY flower page. bradthefag I got another errand for you. Contact Me for directions. easy your $300 cash showed up today as well as a a Meijer’s gift certificate for $50 from frank. What a totally lame gift certificate. While I was out running errands I used beerboy’s gascard and filled My tank. I’m sure he’ll be stroking his pecker overtime when he gets his statements. fatmac has promised to send MY sister Veronica another $200, not to mention the $100 he sent a few days ago I don’t think I mentioned. he was going to send it to her ecount but it looks like ecount might not be processing creditcard orders anymore. If ecount doesn’t get back working, I guess we’ll have to use some other method. Also got $300 from friends to lesbians today.

Oh cool just got $500 from a guy I use to deal with a year or so ago. I’m not using his old name any more. I’m renaming him something MORE indictative of his true nature. “the turd”
It’s been busy as hell lately. Phone has been ringing off the hook.

toiletbrush made $1,000 in penalty donations last night and that addicted little british freak nearly nardless just sent $200 outta the blue. nardless is really going downhill quickly. I’m aiming to make him another british madman. I don’t just want him broke..I want him broke and crazy!

I’ve been looking at bikes lately. Now that I have the Harley truck I just wanna bike to go with it! I really like the Harley DynaGlide WideGlide. All these motorcycle shows has everyone bike-crazed right now. When I do get one, it will be brand new, purchased with cash and hopefully completely paid for by one of you chumps! HA! I’m calling beerboy joe trying to scare him into going to the bank for a loan. Big items are always so much more fun when ONE guy hopelessly pays for it rather than purchasing it with cash gifted to ME by multiple guys. It’s more of a notch when one guy buys it. It’s like holding up his beaten-down, bleeding carcass for all to see–HERE IS MY MUDDAH FUGGIN PRIZE, BITCHES! Either way, I will get what I want–but gifts mean soo much more when one person SUFFERS to extremes more than a bunch of guys being slightly uncomfortable. Get MY drift? Anyway I still have some looking to do–I wanna check out a few custom chopper places too. Mom doesn’t like the idea of a bike at all. She used to ride when She was in Her early 20’s and got in a accident and burnt Her thigh pretty bad on the muffler or something. My mom was a total bad ass. Do you know that she used to be a friggin line-man before She finished Her education? ya know those people who climb up telephone poles with those pointy boots. Mom is so freaking cool. Anyway, Mamacita is majorly anti motorcycle and wouldn’t even let us any of us near them as teenagers. She’s even scared of 3wheelers and 4wheelers and probably riding lawnmowers. ha She’s always preaching the evil of motorcycles and spitting out fatality statistics. Mom’s wisdom always means a lot to ME but I think Im going to ignore it on this one.

bradthefag: Send another big block of that expensive parmesan cheese again.

I’m still working out very regularly. Think I’m gonna go hit the gym in a few minutes. Update: I did My 60Min Firm workout and abs this afternoon and then 40minutes on My stationary bike while I watched some forensic show around midnight.

beerboy supposedly turned in his application for a bank loan for 10K today. When I first met him he had 800 points on his credit score..now he’s at 520 or some shit. When he went in the bank he asked to apply for 27K or something around there but the banker told him with his credit score maybe he should aim lower. HAHA PATHETIC. If that little bastard gets his application rejected I’m going to RAIL his ASS! NEWS FLASH BEERBOY: you don’t get this loan, you DONT HAVE A CHANCE. If it DOESNT go through, you will walk your miserable ass to the INSTA CREDIT HOUSE OF HORRORS and get yourself some incredibly STUPID high-interest loan.

NO 10K for PRINCESS = LIFE DERAILMENT for your fat ass
For your mama’s sake. GET the loan, bitch!

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Check out the friggin order some perv bought on MY humiliation toystore today. What a fucking LOOOOSER!
QUAN PART NUMBER DESCRIPTION PRICE
1 DJ0274-00 Squirting Realistic Cock $54
1 DJ1051-02 Ultra Harness 2000 for females $89
1 DJ2001-01 3 piece cock and ball divider $14
1 DJ5544-01 Briana Banks Vibrating Pussy and Anus $145
1 DJ6009-02 7 inch Jelly Dong with ballsy base -Purple $17
1 HP1164 Pure Instinct $8
1 LU118 9.5oz ID Glide Lube $12
1 PD2220-23 Mega Stretch Silicone Cock Rings -Black $5
1 T4015 Strawberry Flavored Condom 3 pack $3
1 TO3012-4 cyberskin care kit $13
1 TOH5007-7 Hustler CyberSkin Spanky Butt $190
1 WF1104-6 CyberSkin Vibrating Cockring $19
Subtotal: $569
Shipping: $0.00
Credits: – $0.00
ORDER TOTAL: $569.00

Took some some more pics of ME in a uniform purchased by furfreak. Members will see the fullsized ones as soon as I post them. I look really mean in the other ones!

UPDATE: Members photos are up. Check them out here. Look hard cuz I almost had a frickin heatstroke taking those pics! I don’t know how ladies can wear that crap all day long–its SOOOOOOO HOT and STICKY! But I gotta admit, DAaaaMNED I LOOK GOOD! Anyway as I expected furfreak spazzed out when he saw ME wearing it and sent Me a BIG donation–$500! Whoopie! Who’s next? Last night sissy christina made sissy casserole, I wonder if he lived through the night? Fuck, I forgot that dishsoap was suppose to be in that recipe. sissy christina, you’re going to have to make that dish ALL OVER AGAIN! It keeps raining and raining today and I wanted to go mess around outside. 🙁 I am going to go prank call beerboy joe.

I’ve read the little slogan “Feed MY Greed” like on a zillion websites and keen profiles recently. Ummm.it was like clever the first time it was used on a BDSM site..(By ME, of course) now it’s mundane. Another PRINCESS SIERRA classic played so many times it’s just plain cliche. Sigh..OH well! I can always think of new fresh ones and ya’ll cant. I’m used to EVERYONE wanting to wear MY OLD, well worn undies–guess some of your girls wanna too..but who can blame you? giggle

Oh btw just got $400 from the baboon and $200 from THE TERMINALLY ADDICTED nearly nardless himself. HAHA! I’ve made russell the baboon favorite pig of the day for spending his cash and performing like a good freak. Oh just in another $300 from sideshow stevie. Weeeee! Today is going to be a great cash day! pornpie freak just called to make his appointment for tonite which will be at least another $300 in MY little greedy pocket! I’m in da munny!

NOTE TO beerboy: THE TAPE OF you talking dirty to that guy JUST WENT OUT IN TODAY’s mail! HARHARHAR WEEP, BITCH, WEEP!