Happy Day! I’m feeling really energetic today. I’m totally going to do a massive work-out. hmmm.let’s see twinkie managed to cough up $400 today. That little crazy bastard the baboon paid $100 but owes ME another $100. I totally worked over easy scott on the phone and made him promise $300. $100 sent monday and the rest sent by friday. he’s pretty funny on the phone– he sounds like such a little weak wimpering pup.
Fundafriend is closed so don’t try sending fagarina any more donations–not that anyone was going to. hahaha

brad the fags cheapie box of cashews showed up. Can you feel My excitement? And where’s that cash you sent, bitch?? It STILL hasn’t showed up. Don’t make ME break all your fingers.

Sunday night I decided I wanted the other 2 bushes replaced too. So I sent him back to buy two more. It was funny watching him try to pull the old ones out of the dirt. While he worked, I did a really tough aerobic work-out then some leg work on the BowFlex, but ruined it right after by totally piggin out on Barbqued ribs. Anyway, I tortured yardboy buy throwing his dindin under the deck and made him put his face in My aerobicized armpit and say, “mmmm smells like spring flowers.” I felt like such a friggin Beast-Woman all sweaty from working-out, eating greasy meat and beer with sauce on MY shirt,throwing the bones over the railing for him to find and clean up. HAHA

Monday I was lazy and only did abs.

Mailman brought tons of goodies today. Sandals from fatmac came but they are like a half size too small. This really cute pink and black dress, some cropped pants and a bracelet. All received some more awesome waterplants. I don’t need ANYMORE, I almost have too many now. I want that other little trikke scooter to come this week so I can take it out with a friend. It’s kinda hard to do til you get the swing of it.

Oh, MY photo widelense and flash came. Unfortunately, I cant use that damed wide-lense yet cuz it needs an $40 adapter.(which I made twinkie just order). This really pisses Me off because I SEARCHED for accessories BY the camera item #.and this was the damned lense that came up in the search and they didn’t even mention it wouldnt work without a extension thingie. So I have to wait for that to show up and it’s on backorder and I HATE WAITING. Grrr

I’m going to head to the gym.I’ll update later tonite maybe.

UPDATE: terrance just spent $500 for a new Sony Camcorder for a girlfriend’s bday present. It was originally around $1000, but we got a great price on it on ebay. Way cool! She will be soo happy with it–She’s always bitching about not being able to afford a new camcorder.

Called beerboy when I woke up this afternoon to rub in MY victory. he sounded so depressed and bummed. 🙂 It was music to MY ears.

A few nights ago this total anonymous guy came up and said he had spent $1000 on My amazon wishlist and bought that Robo-Mower I had on My wishlist and really wanted. Well, I really don’t trust total strangers who make giant amazon purchases instead of just making a donations. Donations can’t be canceled–amazon wishlist items can. Anyway, I told him to run along until I safely received the stuff in the mail and wouldn’t talk with him. he said thank you and disappeared and never sent the delivery notice. Sure enough, he canceled the order because all the items reappeared on MY wishlist. Thank god I didn’t waste one minute of time on him. ANYWAY, guess what, fucker? I turned around and sent “the turd” orders to buy My $800 Robo-Mower and of course he got it. So FUCK you, you phoney bitch. you CAN’T SCAM ME–because I have been doing this long enough to know ALL the scams. So anyway, yeah! I got My little robotic lawn-mower and you got jack shit. BTW I’m very pleased with “the turd’s” quick response to MY demands.

Oh I did get your $300 in the mail, easy. Friday mark the pornpie freak dressed up as smurfette. I wish he had used body latex instead, this body paint didn’t make him blue enough. I want some more smurfs! Maybe a faggy smurf, analprobe smurf or fatty smurf!

Saturday was a busy day. Had My little yardboy take out 2 older bushes that are looking a bit raggedy and plant 2 new ones. Went shopping with some friends but couldn’t find anything to blow My money on. After that, I went to dinner and hand a few beers with friends and just got back around 2 a.m.

Woohoo just got $1200 off beerboy!!! Right when I think he’s tapped he pulls a bit more out of his ass. Thing is, he just mailed his bills and I hope they all go BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, BOUNCEY, FUN FUN FUN FUN! Oh Mah Gawd..he is soooo screwed up now. he used to be a mild freak, but I have trained him to crave this shit on a daily basis. he just can’t get abused enough. Also made him order a blowup cow to screw on cam for more material to hold over his balding head.

toiletbrush just ordered $200 in tbones steaks at Omaha. Yum!

Update: I’m punishing sissy christina. he had to eat 2 cans of dogfood tonite and some other yucky stuff mixed up in it. Then I made him tie his ankles together in his too-small highheels and hop around the house fetching a few things. After taking a dump in the toilet I made him handcuff himself to the unflushed toilet, face over the bowl. he has the handcuff key frozen in a 2-liter pop bottle next to the toilet. his mouth has been ducked tape shut with a clove of garlic and a little bar of soap in it. Perhaps he will make sure his creditcard has cash on it when I demand tribute from now on. his girlfriend should be home in the morning. I hope his icecube doesn’t melt in time for him to get out before she gets there. heehee
Okay just updated a few things. Added an Ain’t Addiction a Bitch? Gallery. It’s mostly very recent webcam shots and other miscellaneous shots that never made it into the main galleries. 25 photos. Also shuffled in another archive gallery for new members–now the Choking and Smothering gallery is up again. Updated the most recent wishlist with some of MY new items.
I got a few boxes from Nordstroms today from fatmac. I really like the little floral dress. It’s way cuter than the picture and the material is REALLY nice–lined, good quality. Perfect fit too. I might exchange the the black poncho for a pink one. You can’t really see through the black one like I wanted. I’m totally returning the cropped pants. They ended up having a yucky thick elastic waist and were too big. The sandles are great and will look so cute with the little dress. Talked to Mariah today and you can mail Veronica’s money now. Email Me for the address.

Going to workout. Later

UPDATE 5.30 10:36 p.m.
Yeehaw just got $300 out of drunk tom. I’m making him make up something gross to eat for dinner. he’s drinking and popping viagra like usual. Also got $100 from the baboon. OMG! Be sure to check out piggies journal and look at the photos of the baboon’s new best friend. HAHA It’s soooooo nasty but it cracks ME up! I got an I.M. from beerboyjoe begging for some of his money back cuz it was suppose to be his rent money and now he can’t pay it. HA! you’re FUNNY, joe!

KEEP THAT CASH COMING, boys! This is a blast!

HAHAHHA fucking beerboy joe did his first diary entry tonight. he got paid and I said if he made a donation I’d take his photos off. Well after he made a $200 donation–I told him it was a lie and that he needed to make another donation..I kept playing this game until he maxed his card out at $600. HAHAHA Then I demanded that he take a picture of himself standing on his head. I explained to him in that it was all a very late april fool’s joke and that his pictures weren’t going anywhere and in fact I would be adding his new photo as well. HAHAHA he got stiff. Ain’t that a shame?

biggayfagUK’s stand-on-his-head pic inspired Me to get one from beerboy. fagarina aready has some old pics of him standing on his head, but I think I’ll make him do another one totally nude. beerboy joe’s really cracked Me up cuz he looks like a slaughtered pig hanging on hook.

I think I’ll make a few more guys take stand-on-their-head-pics this week. It will be this week’s humiliation theme.
toiletbrush just bought Me a sony wide-angle lens $150 and a sony flash $120 for MY sony camera. I gotta remove them from MY wishlist. Yeah! Can’t wait to get them. he also bought Me 5 more water plants. vintage freak got Me one of these cute little bamboo water spouts for MY patio water feature.

All the little freakies are crawling outta the woodwork. It’s been a very lucrative and amusing week. I got TONS OF CASH AND PRIZES lately. woot woot! Keep it up, dumdums.

Getting the pool cleaned out and ready for summer this weekend. God it’s late. Nitey.

Just got $300 from biggayfagUK! It was really easy to get it out of him, although he said he didn’t have it at first. Oh here’s pornpie’s punkrock photos he took last week. I forgot to post them. I won’t post the bad ones he did tonite, because they are like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay gross. Ever wonder of what pornpie freak looks like without any makeup? Oh also got $50 from the new zealander. Kinda shitty, aren’t you, sheepfucker??

Update: 5.29.03 2:00 a.m.
WooHoo just got $600 from pornpie freak. . I turned on MY webcam and he wound up taking THE most disgusting pictures I think I have EVER seen! Woohoo pornpie.
Took a few webcam pics, I’ll slap the rest in members.

OH Shit!

I won’t say how I tricked beerboy into taking these..hehehe..don’t want to let out all MY secrets.

Update: Here’s a message I found in my offline messages from beerboy when I woke up this afternoon.
joeyxxxxx (5/28/2004 9:50:26 AM): OMG. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Take down those pics. I WILL get you what you want. Just take em down.

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA How I love to hear you dumbfucks grovel.

Speaking of, doesn’t look like fagarina is getting out anytime soon. Everyone voted for him to stay til he earned 10K but nobody wants to help him out. he’s only raised $10.02 and I donated the .02. LOL poor fagarina. This is how you guys treat a fellow-freak? A brethren-bozo? A sissy-sister in need?
fagarina’s free peewee fund.
And look how ruthlessly you bitches voted. POOR FAGARINA

Update just got $300+ Nordstroms shopping done with fatmac–2 pair of sandles, a cool poncho, and a dress for something I have to go to. vintage freak actually begged to buy Me 2 more sundresses for this summer after a long week of ME getting freaky on his creditcard. divorcee’s $100 I was bitching about earlier today, just showed up. 🙂 I’ve spent waaay too long looking for shit for you guys to shop for today. It’s really soo exhausting. I must rest MY weary little head.

I just decided I hate priscilla queen of denial. he paid $200 but I don’t think I’m ever talking to his sorry ass again. I got an anonymous guy who signed up for the $100 monthly lovetax.you know who you are, so go make another donation! russell the baboon coughed up $100, $100 from bleeding lamb. toiletbrush paid $150 for advertisement and bought Me another Farscape DVD, smalldick SD spent about $300 at Macy’s clothes shopping today, vintage freak got Me a cool leather vest and new pink dress today and also bought Me a new plant for the small container watergarden I am putting up on the deck. I still need a few more plants for it–so I’ll stick someone with those as soon as I pick them out. Also picking out a few more goldfish which toiletbrush will be assigned to purchase. Pitiful little divorcee was going to make another $100 donation today but his tiny little creditcard was already maxed! I’m keeping track, boy! I will collect that in a few days–or else you might have problems. heehee fatmac can breath a sigh of relief, My sister Veronica got Her $200 but She is demanding another $200 cuz he took so fucking damned long to get it mailed.

Worked-out like a maniac today and yesterday. Today I did a 60minute Firm Tape in the midday and another Firm Tape later in the evening plus a good abs workout. Yesterday I did about 2 hours combination of Firm Tape and weights and a really good ab and leg work later in the evening. Had a totally yummy greek salad for dinner. I tried using that new stovetop smoker last night on some salmon and it totally smelled the house up. It was pretty icky–the smoke smell of those particular wood chips just made MY stomach churn. I had a guy run to Arby’s and get Me a salad and toss out the fish.

As expected, My NumeroUno leg-guy, easy scott went goofy over MY new workout pics and the shots of MY strong, looooong legs. he’s sending $300 cash on monday. scotty, you are indeed sooo easy and soooo predictable. divorcee sent another $200 today too. deadman dan is going to start keeping a journal.

fatmac don’t think I forgot about you. I’m just picking out the right BIG gift to make you get ME. In the mean time contact ME, I have a few small items I am sending you out for and when the fuck did you mail Veronica’s cash? She’s bitching about it.

Oh god, I just got the most fucked up call today from some guy in a wheel chair who says he is wearing ballet slippers and wants to be trained to be a ballerina. HUH??? Then I tell him to find something to stick up his ass and all he says he has is a lighter. HUH??? THEN when I tell him to put the lighter up his ass because. I mean what the hell else do you do with a sissy ballerina in a wheel chair..he goes “ooh yeah”..but obviously isnt doing it.and then I’m like “what the fuck, wheelarella?” And he says “oh I just like to pretend I’m doing stuff, not actually do it.” Fuck dat, handicapped or not, you fucking do what your told FOR REAL! Fucking crazy shit. I hung up on him.
UPDATE: Just got another $150 outta divorcee. he’s totally zombified right now. Made fatty do some minor shopping for ME tonite. I’m pissed I accidentally deleted a few items from MY fulfilled amazon wishlist when I was trying to clean out My amazon wishlist and get rid of stuff that was no longer available. A couple of them were big items too. Well pooh. Anyway, I’m having fun messing with divorcee’s little brain.

My yards and garden look soo fucking awesome already. It’s soo beautiful! I sat out there on a lawnchair doing phonecalls and playing on the laptop and watched one of MY guys stain the overhang part of MY deck today. One of of the clematis vines I planted last year is blooming big purple flowers. I can never say clematis–I keep callign it the Chlamydia vine. Sounds purty, huh?
I’m going to try to design some sorta new water feature. Think I’ll get a few new fishies.

Have you voted for fagarina’s chastity poll?
Be sure to read his whining in the piggy diaries–it’s pretty funny.
I set FREE PEEWEE FUND so you can help make bond to free his pecker. HAHAHAHA