Did MY FirmWorkOut and will do some calves and abs in a few hours. Me and a friend tried our hand at making dinner ourselves tonite. It was coconut chicken dish. It was okay, but I wouldnt want to eat it very often. Took a quick dip in the pool today and floated around in MY giant pool-chair fatmac bought ME last year. How refreshing. Let’s see. I broke My favorite phone today so I put another phone on My amazon wishlist which toejamjam promptly purchased as soon as I mentioned it. It looks pretty cool.

Today that leg and feet guy I said would come running back to pay when he saw My new pics–came around and paid $200. I also got $200 from nearly nardless and $50 GC from weakforfeet. toiletbrush spent a few hundred dollars at Victoria Secrets on ME. sissy jason an old flame from a few years ago called and lost $200. I think I’m gonna start calling him sissypothead cuz he’s always smoking when he calls. loser!

Sitting around in MY shorties watching forensic shows getting pissed at how many sicko bastard fuckwad murdering men there are out there.

Oh eatsusedrubbers here’s those pics you didn’t want Me to post. Now why don’t you take some proper ones with your freaky little face showing???

fatmac is gonna buy My other sister some shoes too. As soon as I find out which ones She wants I’ll post them here. Oh the newzealand sheepfucker just popped up out of the blue to donate $50. I sent out My “secret weapon” fullsized photo to him through yahoo messenger and magically he pulled another $50 outta his ass. Funny how that happens. twinkie just did some minor shopping for Me for $30. I’m trying to be nice to him cuz I’ve roughed up his credit card so bad the last few weeks.

Update: Like 3 a.m. Wednesday
Oh I had SOOO many fucking phone calls tonite I couldn’t take them all or hardly get through one call without MY callwaiting bleeping in. A few of you called all night trying to get a spot of My time. I know I told you to keep trying back but I was on calls for fucking literally hours tonite. I am SOOOO fucking pooped. Anyway, try back tomorrow and see if I can squeeze you in. Niters.

Had a fun time saturday. Had about a dozen people over. We grilled steaks and burgers, swam, drank beer and had a ball. Afterwards a few of us stayed here and watched reeeeally stupid movies. Sunday I worked out, vegged, nothing really interesting.
Well the turd made a $500 donation and still owes ME $500 more PLUS a 1500 word essay. he’s so fucking annoying. I think I’m just gonna wring this little fucker dry. toiletbrush got back from his trip and donated $500 which some was used to pay for My dickie virgin advertisement. The ukranian came out of hiding when he got MY email with My new photo and got milked out of $500 last night too! his accent is soo fucking funny. 500 was MY lucky number, I guess! friends to lesbians was worked over and out of $300. heehee These pictures are friggin LETHAL! stigjohn “the wounded wildebeeste” donated $100 and was allowed to spank off into a piece of bread and eat his “it’s not a sandwich itsa SPERMWICH meal.” he seemed very depressed and wanted to run away swiftly to bed..awwwww..how terribly tragic for him. Check out some of MY goodies. I got $80 and a totally gay brad the fag letter then another $40 in another envelope from him. In the photo I included his $80 plus $20 of the $40 he sent–(I sent $20 of it on beer), the $150 cash is from ed from north caroline who finally got the balls to send Me a 5 word email today! ed already sent another $100 this week. Looks like I have captured another little fly in My web. hahaha! Keep it coming, eddy! oh and also wildebeeste’s Morphing WonderWoman journal just cuz it’s cute.

Awww check out MY gladolias. I’m so proud. These came right outta My own yard. I cut some of them for a bouquet–the ones I planted Myself weren’t deep enough and some of the plants were coming up all slanty. There were like hundreds of these planted in MY yards and they are all coming up giant and beautiful. There’s My domestic moment of the day.

I think I’m gonna go and all the StarGate dvd’s to MY amazon wishlist to give you guys something to shop for. I have a feeling this is gonna be the last season and I don’t think I’m going to like that Atlantic Stargate that’s coming out.

Just sent cumslut out to get 3 cocks tonite. he’s not allowed to come home til he nurses 3 dicks. he’s been gone for hours. Oh almost forgot I also got a puny $50 tribute from weakforfeet or something like that. yawwwwwwwwwwn..boooooooooooooooring. Go back and try it again you cheapy feety freaky.
Check out this loser’s tanned ass.

UPDATE: Just checked MY mail and sissyboy WU has sent ME
$600 in the mail and hotwheels Hummer. ha ha If that little toycar wasn’t accompanied with 6 $100 bills I might have to kick your flaming ass around the block. I still might. Anyway, his card said he wished he could buy Me a brand new hummer but the HotWheels and the $600 was all he could afford. Made fagarina pay for another year of fagarina.com hosting. I’m sure he’s thrilled about that.

I’ve been screwing with johnstig, sissy christina and eatsusedrubbers at lot the last few days. stigjohn is sorta a boring name. I think I will call him wounded wildebeest. he was asking why I want to keep him trapped if he hasn’t much money and there are richer fish to fry. I said it’s because he’s like a big wounded wildebeest. he’s so helpless and slow, he’s an easy target to take down. I just can’t help MYself but to attack such a big dumb lumbering fool! hahaha

eatsusedrubbers hit MY amazon wishlist again. he got a few new FirmWorkOut DVD’s for ME, the Reno911 DVD 1st season collection, a blowdryer, another electric shaver, and My D-link. he’s also buying a bunch of workout clothes in hopes of ME sending him a sweaty item I wear during one of MY workouts. he’s such a little homo in the making. he bought these two GIANT sized dildos and has been sucking it like a little freak and perusing humungo-cock lovers and sperm swallower yahoo clubs. Little fucking queerbie. Maybe I will be nice to him and send him an old tshirt with a pit stain in it or something. That will work him into a total shopping frenzy I’m sure.

toejamjam sent $300 and poor little twinkie got worked out of yet another $300. HAHA poor twinkie, I just keep banging his little pocketbook so hard! My weighted stick thing for MY firm workouts finally came. I’ve been using small weights instead of the weighted pole. I was surprise to find out that the weighted pole the work-out girls use on MY Firm tapes is totally lighter than the small free weights I have been using instead. The work-out was waaay easier with the pole so I think Im going to go back with the free weights. Anyway, I did 2 tapes today. Sweated up a storm with the second work-out and also worked MY calves and abs. I’m really trying to focus on My calves because I havent paid attention to them for months and they are getting pretty skinny. Think I’m going to have some girls over sometime this weekend for a cook-out and swim party. I made smalldick SD order 8 more Tbone steaks from Omaha Steaks. Boxes of shit have been coming in like crazy.

Reposting My picture here. I like it on top! 🙂

Oh Mah Gawd! Oh Mah Gawd. Can I get MORE perfect? Sha’right. I don’t think so.

I think I’m going to send this photo fullsized to a few guys who have been hiding..see how many little spankers I can lure back into MY web and take advantage of them while they are in a weakened state.

I got another page of content done. I’m so proud of Myself. These are awesome. Wait til you spankers see this one FULLSIZED. Me thinketh you boys are in deep doodoo.

michael’s (nearly nardless) personal information has been removed because he coughed up the $400 as instructed.
Once again, I WIN! Now have another drink, nardless and go puke on your carpet again.

Here’s a note he sent after his panic of seeing his info displayed here for all of 5 minutes before he caved in and sent ME what I orignally demanded.

“Despite all my intelligence I am a moron compared to you, you know what I am thinking “ even worse, you know how to make me think whatever you want me to. I am a fat, old, shithead who is not worthy to speak to you; as such I am forever grateful that you deign to communicate with me. Please forgive any transgressions I may have made, they were the kind of mistakes that are to be expected from such a worthless waste of space such as myself.”

Since eatsusedrubbers is having a bday I let him do bday shopping for ME. he got ME that timed sprinkler thing I wanted.
you are ALL SO wrapped around MY pinky!

UPDATE: oops. I have fagarina’s campage fucked up the wrong size. If you tried watching him through it.it was all screwy. I’ll try fixing it by next show. Just got $300 from sissy christina who is going to be severely punished in a few days for taking too long to make his tribute.

Was gone most of the saturday afternoon and evening. Ran around at the farmers market with a friend then went out to italian food and drinks afterward. Got back around 2 a.m. or there abouts.
I sent poor little twinkie MY full-length “The Sneaky Tiki Princess” picture and he sent $500 in a matter of seconds. heehee. he just got paid on friday. fagarina got $200 taken out of his account today. First it was going to be just $100–but he was crying and sniveling so much I decided to help MYself to another $100. he is SUCH a total wimpizoid. fagarina should be on cam tonite starting around 6 p.m. or 7p.m.  Also got another $50 from some canadian guy named chris. he hasn’t ever contacted ME before, but every once in awhile he makes a puny donation. Go back and try again, eh?!
Just got done doing MY 60min Firm Work out plus worked MY calves and did a leg work-out on MY BowFlex. Tonite I plan on doing a good abs work-out and maybe ride MY stationary bike for 30minutes or so.

beerboy joe got an ‘after-work’ part time job. he’s painting houses after he gets done with his regular job. We are setting it up that all the money he earns from his second job is automatically deposited into MY biz banking account.

It’s a hard-knock life for beerboyjoe! It’s a hard-knock life for beerboyjoe!
Steada treated, he gets tricked!
Steada kisses, he gets kicked!
It’s a hard-knock life!
Beerboy aint got no dough–hafta suck it like a ho’
suffers to make Princess’ wallet grow.
No bed–he’s sleepin’ on the flo’.
It’s a hard-knock life!

Got billing to run..I’ll update later maybe.

UPDATE:  stigjohn picked up MY 2 sprinklers I wanted from My amazon wishlist. I got $50 in the mail from easy and $100 from someone I never heard of who signed it ed. Postmark says NC. I love free money from strangers. I also got a box of stuff from LongTall Sally’s from deryck. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to exchange half of it because it’s too big. I really liked the black buckle skirt and the tshirt though. Went to My favorite Greek restaurant with some friends this afternoon.

Oh fucking funny. This college professor I used to talk to called eatsusedrubbers just paid $1,000 for a self-cum-facial. What a bargain! he’s a total sperm junky–he and cumslut need to get together on a date or something. The freak was burping up cumbubbles while I was counting My cash! ewwwwwwww
My new members videos are driving them to the brink of destruction! I received $100 from the nylon foot fetish guy, but I forget his nickname right now. oops. he hasn’t seen MY video yet.I’m sure after he does he’ll be back on My donation page. smelly balls did $400 after watching them and $200 from terrance. Just had fatmac buy Me $40 a large bottle of this hair product called Curl Keeper. I just got a smaller bottle of this stuff and the slip detangler and love it! I just updated My wishlist a bit. Added some of these Curly hair solution products to the list. Get to shopping for them and send them to MY physical shipping address. I want all of them PRONTO! Also updated My amazon wishlist. There are a few items I want immediately including 2 of the Gilmoure sprinklers, the water timer, the D-link card, and the Reno 911 DVD’s. Yes, I expect you to get some of these items, stigjohn. stigjohn is the new guy who bought the items off My amazon list. They have been arriving in the mail, so now he has proven himself to be trustworthy. he also bought ME the blower-mulcher thingie from MY amazon list. I saw him on webcam tonite. he’s a fat little drew carey look-alike from england. Another $40 showed up from brad the fag in the mail. I gotta check My pobox tomorrow. Should be some more goodies waiting there for Me too.

I had phonecalls up the ass today. Busy as hell. I did MY 60minute Firm Workout but didnt get to My latenight ab and calf work-out like I planned because all you monkeyspankers were ringing like crazy.

See the Free Video Teaser. Only works with Real Media Player.
Definitely not the most becoming angle but I like how I am looming over you!

I’ve posted 4 new videos in Members Only!