UPDATE: The long awaited REDLATEX gallery is now available to members’ only. Find it here.

So who bought the new workout dvd’s/tapes I put on My wishlist? I see that 3 or 4 have disappeared. Still adding a few more. Damned it’s hard to find step DVD’s–I guess nobody does step anymore. All the newest stuff out is shit like pilates, belly dancing, hula dancing, strip tease excercise (oh gag) and things with funny asian names. I’m sure in hell ain’t gonna do that crap. (Well I tried pilates and it does work My abs–but it was so cheesy and boring it drove ME zonkers and it definitely didn’t give ME results like other things.) I guess I’ll just have to put up with 80’s hair do’s, funky music and instructors in flourescent butt-thong leotards.

I was rereading some of MY guys diaries. HAHA Oh Mah Gawd! I sure have some strange little pups. russell’s takes the cake. baboon you are SOOO fucked in the head. Remember when you used to be semi-normal? hahaha I had a hard time getting him to turn his cam on a long time ago. Now he’s a regular circus freak! An original Princess Picasso. you started out normal subjects–ordinary men, I took out My brushes, your minds were MY canvas, a little dab here, a little dab there, I let you have a little stroke here, a little stroke there..VOILA a mind-fucked masterpiece!

Oh yes I AM A TRUE ARTIST! A MASTER of MY craft! Who shall be the next to pose for his new and improved portrait? Will you be the next sucker to let ME draw out your future and paint a new you? Perhaps if you are lucky it will be your twisted effigy decorating the halls of MY domain soon. Shall I frame you and hang you cock-eyed on the wall for all to admire?

I’m off to do My work-out.
I’ll check back later.

Update: Just got another $150 from an anonymous canadian named chris.

twinkie got MY new router today. biggay UK tried to buy it but his fucking credit card didn’t work. you owe ME $400 for this screw-up, you worthless dickwad! pornpie freak did $300 and stuck a bunch of diaper pins in his balls and dick. lesbiangoldcard sent $300 then got all horny by a few of those glamorous new photos of ME and sent another $300! das schwein sent another $100 and lenny did $100 too.
attn: barnyard toilet, you owe Me another $100!! AND if you don’t get back to ME BY TONITE.you’re ass will owe another $100!!

Me and a friend I haven’t seen for awhile did a little shopping and went out for a bite. I was a good girl and did a salad with no croutons and the yummiest french onion soup. I bought some really nice sheets for the guest room, some throw pillows and a few other things. Then She dragged ME to the petstore. GAWD I hate friggin petstores. All those smelly animals, squawky birds and bratty kids.

HAHA the mormon missionaries caught Me on My way out to the truck. I told them I was a lesbian and they ran away faster than the jehova witnesses did.

Let’s see.. work-out wise..I did MY blue Firm workout in the afternoon and around 11:00p.m. I did My Keli Roberts step aerobic work-out. I really like Keli Roberts–She is like the most UN-fluffy instructor. She’s got a sexy accent, and she isn’t cheesy and doesn’t say stupid shit like most of them do. I think I’m gonna put those old Cher Workouts on My wishlists because Keli Roberts is the instructor on them. Someone get it and the other work-out tapes and DVD’s I’ve added to MY amazon wishlist. I’m kinda getting into a step aerobic mood again. I’ve got 100’s of work-out tapes and DVD’s but I’m bored of them.

I have sissy cybergeek working on MY next cartoon. It’s gonna star beerboy joe, heehee. toiletbrush did you finish your shopping for that new item for MY next photo set??? Chop! Chop!
brad the fag eat MY shorts you fucking deluded bitch! you could drop dead tomorrow and the ONLY thing I would REMOTELY miss is the blocks of parmesan cheese you send.
Pooey! RedDwarf is only available to season 4 on DVD and now I’m all stuck on seeing the rest.

PRIORITY ITEM:
Somebody get Me a new router. My old one seems to be taking a crap–but I think I’ve had it for like 4 years so it’s done its job. Get it off MY amazon wishlist.

the baboons paid $200, but baby baboon owes ME another $100 and better pay up or he will have to put those fireworks he is buying up his ass and light them. (UPDATE: baboon paid baby’s fee–so that makes $300 from the baboons) The german guy who paid Me a few weeks ago paid another $300 today. I have named him “das schwein.” Which means the pig in german. Somebody sent $25 BOO! Get your ass back to that donation page and do some more! easy has been given a $50 penalty for being a day late. twinkie sent his $500 saturday I think it was like a good boy.
hey fatmac–Mariah got Her shoes and really likes them but says she needs some with a thicker more comfortable dress heel for work. Guess who She says is getting them?
Added fagarina’s hysterical cheerleader pics to MEMBERS ONLY. Click Here to get to them.

UPDATE: Just got $200 from some dork ass 21 year old college student. Choke on this, marc! HA!

The entire Red Latex set should be available in the next few days if you’re all good boys.
Members get to see this cartoon giant-sized.
Click

Another thing. I think Im going to start making everyone send packages and envelopes with money in them to this address. Address envelopes EXACTLY like this.
Sierra Horizons
6478 Winchester Blvd
PMB #901
Canal Winchester OH 43110

If you use the POBOX do NOT put M Sierra or Princess Sierra or anything else BUT SIERRA HORIZONS. The post offices are getting REEALLY picky about the PO Boxes because of the terrorist thang. They are returning stuff anything addressed to other names. I think I just lost $500 because the dumb ass put Princess on the return and shipping address. So NEVER put the POBOX as your return addy..use the Winchester Blvd one.

Going out to dinner and drinks with friends. We’re starting early and I’m not sure how late I will be. I think we are going to this awesome little restaurant that serves Mediterranean and Italian fusion-style food. you can all stay home on your knees and see if I get online afterwards.

Oh fagarina.don’t think I forgot about that video you owe ME! you are STILL doing it and I will be getting your new page up on fagarina.com shortly.

tata, boys!

Moved this picture up here cuz I couldn’t bear to have it buried already.

deadman dan came out from his hidey-hole and sent $300, the guy who bought My shoe-crud, I have finally decided to name him fugly crud. he sent $175. fatmac bought ME some makeup and some great makeup brushes. virgin piggy sent a measly $50. I tried to get $100 but his PATHETIC debit card didn’t have it! cheesedick is another who has been AWOL for fucking months! he sent Me $450. ABOUT time you fucking lameass, smackmonkey! I got a hold of easy and made him promise to send $300 via snailmail. IT BETTER been put in the mail today, easy! Been updating MY fulfilled wishlists a bit today. Got a great workout done and had lunch with some friends at this yummy little bistro on High Street. twinkie you owe ME $500 tomorrow as soon as you get off work! There’s another friggin chick in MY members area this week! I think this is the 3rd or 4th in the last week or two!! JEEEEEEEEEEEESUS.
Seems like I’m forgetting something. hmmmm Well anyway, I’m in a good mood today. Everything is just peachy!

UPDATE: WOOHOO! GO PRINCESSS! GO PRINCESS! When it rains, it pours! Just got $500 outta beerboy joe! he said My Fullsized mink-shot melted him. While I had his brain in a liquid-state I swooped in and screwed him outta $500.

UPDATE: Just got another $2,000 outta deryck–that’s $2,500 so far!

Yippy! vintage furfreak flipped out over the new mink photos and bought Me a $400+ French Victorian carved mahogany chair AND made a $300 donation!:) The chair is a gorgeous intricately carved wood with a black leather seat. I’m not gonna bother posting a pic til it gets here. I’ll get a shot of Me resting MY ROYAL Ass on it. latex lover loved the photo too and ran straight to ectomorph and bought Me a surprise dress. Today I got a bunch of little packages in the mail. fatmac’s hair products showed up, some really nice eyeshadow palettes that I was very happy with, some DVD’s and some cute Tees. K enough of shopping for today. Now I want COLD HARD CASH!
Just got $500 from cheap ass deryck. FUCK you, deryck! you owe ME SOOOO MUCH MORE!

I didn’t work out today. Shame on Me. Tomorrow I am soo hitting the gym HARD.

sissycybergeek got back and finished his first toony of Me and My slave. Click to see. (that’s a dogturd in his dogbowl)

(moved the mink picture up a few posts)
Took a few pics last night. More should be available in Members when I feel like sharing them.
HAHA doomed brit paid $300 to get his name removed for being naughty. Where is MY thank you note for using unscrupulous methods to coerce money out of you, doomedbrit? HAHAHAHA

I got a brand new slave in MY stable I haven’t named yet who paid $300 tonite to buy some dirt and crud out of the tread of MY boots. HAHAHAHAHA that’s a new one! Get that webcam so I can see you perform that little dogturd trick we were talking about on the phone. heehee

(removed doomed brits name) I am STILL waiting for what you promised..ticking ME off today of all days–it’s such an incredibly STUPID thing to do!

brad the fag go to the Dior counter in the mall and get this and send it to ME. Be sure to get #200 Light Beige.

Just started MY period today. What was your first fucking clue it was coming?? HAHA
All of you fucking freakwads on MY “Princess Period Program.” Insert your tampons. Actually fucking insert 2 of them for funsies. Those Tampax SuperPlus ones. Also give yourself a BIG giant enema and hold it til you puke.then start over and hold another. I’m not talking to ANYONE who donates less than $300 today..so don’t fucking bother calling or IMing til AFTER you sent along your $300.

STOP CALLING you fucking annoying little irish virgin piggy UNTIL you have earned some more money you fucking potato eating, welfare case piece of shit!

Last night Me and a big bunch of girls went to a crazy halloween party and drank too many fluffy drinks so not only am I on MY period from HELL, I have a head ache. I’m a royal bloated Bitch on Wheels!
I’ll update with My spoils later.I’m off to look for chocolate.

p.s.
Fuck you!