I’m leaving for the Caribbean tomorrow! (Actually I guess it’s today now, I got to get My ass to bed.) While I’m soaking in the sun, sipping foofoo drinks in MY bikini, you guys can pay Me for luxuriating.
Pay while Princess Plays!
(Those of you with the SierraHorizons donation link page can use that one instead if you want.)

Me and MY other evil twin sister. Why don’t you spoil BOTH of Us and make 2 donations today? heehee
Oh My, you little bitches have been crying like babies because livejournal went down for almost 2 days. HAHA! you fucking little junkies!

Took a few pics wearing a necklace divorcee got Me. Had to make this one black and white too cuz it was a bit over exposed. I really need to figure out this camera’s flash . I like this pic, I look all young, cutesy and chubby cheeked or something. Kinda strange cuz the tiny pic of Me was taken just a few seconds before and My face looks more long. This is an outfit I’m taking with Me for vacation, kinda a gypsy thing with a skirt and a hip scarf.(photo removed.members only now)

Friday afternoon I went to a bike shop to check out some custom choppers. I’m trying to decide if I should get a custom chopper like this. (Ignore the paintjob on this–I can pick out anything I want.)

OR a Harley Dyna Wide Glide

Decisions decisions. See, the Harley’s aren’t very “chopper” looking anymore and they all kinda look a like. The Harley is gonna be way more comfortable than the chopper. On the otherhand, the chopper has a bigger engine– 110 cubic inch while the harleys have 88. The chopper will cost more, but I don’t really care. But do I want a bike that isn’t a Harley?.I don’t know if a custom chopper would retain it’s value like Harleys do. I completely can’t decide. 🙁 I like both bikes but they are really different from each other.
Poll time! What do you think would make Princess look like a bigger bad ass? A chopper or a Harley? Think about it and I’ll add a poll when I get back. I’m not waiting for the deadbeat deryck to buy it anymore. That little fucker has been promising MY bike for a year now. FUCK him! I’m paying cash for it because I want it NOW. you guys are all going to start donating to MY bike fund to pay ME back for it. If I get a chopper I wanna order it in the next few weeks so I have plenty for it to get built and a paint job by the time it warms up. As soon as deryck sees My hiney sitting on the bike he COULDA bought, he’ll whip out that wallet and make up for it three-fold anyway. Can’t tell Mom that I’m getting one though. She’s SO anti-motorcycle. Back when She was in Her early 20’s She had a bad accident on one. Someone turned in front of Her and She wound up with the bike on top of her and the muffler burnt a big hole in Her thigh. She had it skin grafted but it was very painful and left kinda a big dent in Her upper thigh. Mom was riding all by Herself, too–even back in the old days! You didn’t catch MY mama riding bitch behind some man! She had some pretty toughgirl jobs when She was young before She went to college. She was lineman who climbed telephone poles, a horse trainer and a lifeguard. So anyway, that was before She turned into a little birdfeeder-giving, Eddie Bauer wearing, G Dubya Bush hatin’, lesbian crusader and professor. It’s kinda weird.She’s suddenly gotten old and is doing old lady stuff like talking to Her parakeets and planting vegetable gardens. Every so often I go off on a tangent on Ma, but I just love My Mom.She’s soo awesome! Where was I? Oh yeah, well I have decided I am DEFINITELY getting a bike.SOON!

Anyway, after checking out bikes we went to dinner and I had THE stiffest margarita ever. It was yummy though.

I’m staying home tonight (Saturday) so I can finish packing for My trip. I always pack way too much. My suitcase is HUGE! A few of the restaurants at the resort are formal, so I gotta pack a few pair of dress shoes. Shoes take up so much room. I leave sunday and will be back saturday. I doubt I’ll be online at all on My vacation. I don’t think the resort has in-room internet access, they might have an internet cafe, either way..you guys will be THE LAST thing on My mind during vacation. 🙂 And I am NOT taking the laptop. If I do log in at the resorts internet cafe, it will probably only be once or twice to check billing and empty MY emails. you can still leave comments here as usual, they will just take awhile to show up because I won’t be around much to screen them.

I’m gonna remove divorcee’s cocksuck picture because he’s been very good and I promised I would. I expect you boys to keep your diaries up too. Whosoever mucks up, will pay hell when I get back.

YIPPY! Be good boys and send Princess all ya’ money! See ya next week, losers and fans!
**MISS BITCH AMERICA wave!**

Had to put this on top again.

Lots of goodies came by mail today. My Bobbi Brown lip and eye palette got here from celibate george and I’m very happy with it. I got a bunch of stuff from Victoria Secrets, about 4 blouses, pants, a bra, lipliner, body splash and a yoga jacket, a $160 dress from Boston Proper which I didn’t care for (I’ll exchange it for something nice in their catalogue), brad the fag’s lame little package came with 2 cheap gifts, $50 in a Xmas card from “an admirer”, and mark francis’ card and $140 in cash. SEE mark’s cash. Check out how he begs Me to help beautify him for Female companionship. I must admit, I am perfect for the job, I know what straight chicks want! lol 😉

$300 from that lame slut drunk tom. This is what he looks like now.he’s been passed out forever.
the junky got Me the Clinique makeup remover I wanted and this eyemakeup thingie majiggy off My amazon wishlist. I also got $200 from toejamjam just a few minutes ago.

Jan 11. 2005 (Didn’t want to waste an entire new entry for this update.)
YIPPY! My period just started! I generally don’t celebrate this, but I am soooo happy it came today. Remember how I said if My period started on the day I went on MY trip, I would take it from a sign from above to mend MY evil ways? Well obviously, I am following the right path. Perhaps this is a sign to be even MEANER to you dickbrains?! heehee Well I might have a few days on the rag during My vacation but it will be the last few days and they don’t really matter. So I’ll be running around in MY gauzy white sundresses. 🙂 Got $200 from MY NYfootlover, $200 from divorcee, $75 from foxyroxy and $400 from the ukranian. Oh and one can’t forget billystincs incredibly cheap gift–a dvd off MY amazon wishlist…yawn.
Kinda a slow day! SHAME ON you FUCKS!!!

WooHoo! I finally got the divorcee to suck cock! I promised him I would only post this microscopic shot because he is sooo paranoid and that I will only leave it here for 5 days. HAHA I win! I have made the divorcee a cocksucker!
(I removed the photo of the divorcee sucking cock because he has been good..however, EVERYONE saw it and knows that he did in fact SUCK cock! HAHAHAHA!)

My toplist has grown so much. I went in there and took out a BUNCH of crappy sites. I’m getting close to having 300 sites participating now. I had to buy a bigger package for the site because of the crazy traffic.

I think Im going to move My black and white tropical skirt pic up here today.My vanity can’t stand to see it buried already.

OK. I’m hitting the BowFlex. Buh-bye, My little addicts!

UPDATE: Just got $200 from porky in canada.

Just got back a few minutes ago, had a fun saturday party night with MY friends. vintage freak, I wore that new shirt with the sexy, drapey goddess sleeves you got ME. I looked SOOOOOOO good in it.

Yeah! One of My WU slaves I haven’t heard from for awhile called today and I talked him into going to the western union and sending Me $900! What’s funny is, I made him wear this Tshirt where he wrote “I’M A TOTAL LOSER” in big black letters across the chest in magic marker. he swore up and down he was wearing it, but I didn’t really believe him. So I told him to ask the Western Union lady if she liked his shirt. And I could hear her say ever so politely. “i’m sorry you feel you’re a loser.” HAHAHA! GAWD DAMNED!!! picking up Western Unions are such a pain in the ass sometimes. I make them use the secretword WU option so that I don’t have to give out real information that matches an ID. Most of the dumdums at western union don’t get many of these, because they totally don’t know what to do most of the time. After a big hassle I got My cash. Checked MY pobox and there was $400 from smalldick SD with a little note that said “spending money for your vacation”. What a sweet surprise! See My loot. latexlover wants to buy Me another latex dress. I’m picking one out right now. I think it’s going to be a two-toned one I found. Can’t decide on the color quite yet. I think it will run around $250. OH I found another Latex dress from DeMask that I must have for a photo set idea I have. Who wants to spring for this?? Volunteers for this dress, email Me. It’s $385.00.
NOTE to the turd: FUCKING GET BACK TO ME because that fucking BRONZE SET HAS NEVER SHOWN UP and I DONT think it’s going to. WESTWARD BOUND SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! They have fucked up SOOO many orders. you’re lame ass owes ME for that lost outfit. A $500 donation should cover the 2 pieces and the annoyance I experienced.

Sent celibate george out on a little shopping trip in the mall for Me. he got Me a Bobbi Brown eye and lip palette, Yves Saint Laurent Concealer and My favorite Yves Saint Laurent mascara. I already have 2 brand new tubes of the mascara, but I like knowing I have extra in storage. I chatted with the Bobbi Brown sales Girl on his cell about the lip colors available then made him say a few things like “thanks for letting me shop for you, Princess” right in front of her. he was soo embarrassed by this little stuff. lol he’s pretty fun to talk to cuz he has the WIMPIEST weak voice. I saw celibate on cam for the first time the other night. he’s a funny looking old guy. Made him put his wife’s humongous grannypanties on his head. he looked soo lame.

Oh I also got a new guy from TX today who called and did a $200 donation. he claims he wants to be a devoted, longterm slave–we’ll see what happens. fagarina lost $100. haha he’s sooooo fucking BEYOND hooked..if you could only hear him wimpering and begging on the phone. he’s a friggin riot.

FYI mark francis. you dishonest little turd! I noticed that the vote to give you a second chance went up like by 35 votes and went and checked and guess who voted for it a BUNCH of times?!?! you sleazoid! Even if EVERYONE voted for Me to accept your lousy ass, I WOULDN’T. THE POLL DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER– I WILL STILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA!
I changed it so that everyone can only vote 1 time, but you were the only one who abused the poll. AND any little fucker who frequents stripper bars will NEVER become one MY clan! Eat shit and die.

UPDATE: father flatulance did another $200. Our chatter about “The Implicit religion of PRINCESS LOVE –The Love that transcends all love” has him in quite a state. he’s working on a little essay himself to keep his energies focused. Being a priest and all, he is regularly expected to worship a false god. (gasp!) This afternoon he stepped on communion wafers on his webcam. Can’t say I’ve seen anyone do that one before. father flatulance has served Me on and off for 6 years in between long guilt spells. This man has HUGE GUILT and I gotta say it’s pretty yummy to see how much inner strife and rue I instill in his tortured soul!

My girlfriend’s ipod finally got here today and another dress from nordstoms showed up, too. I really don’t think I ever told anyone to get this. Anyway, Im exhanging it. Oh $25 piddly excuse of a donation from a william in OH that I overlooked. Send another, doughbrain!

Sunk MY fangs in some fresh meat today! $500 on his first day. Not bad. Don’t know much about him yet besides that he is a dentist. the junky got Me a pair of earrings off My amazon wishlist and the divorcee got Me a necklace from it as well. Spent around $200 on celibate george’s Victoria Secrets card I made him set up a long time ago. Today I got a pretty dress in the mail from Nordstroms. Can’t remember who bought it though. father flatulence came out of hiding and sent $250. That’s all for now.

the tard guy is long gone. The guy is REEALLY wacked. he can hardly carry a conversation and is a total compulsive liar. In conversation, he actually said he was an ex college professor than after I kept on his ass asking him questions about his education (this guy totally doesn’t have the attention span to get through ONE college course), he ADMITTED he lied about it. Then at another point he said his exMistress of 7 years or something passed away, then later he must have forgotten she was dead and gave ME her website which is very much active! I don’t think he really lies to be sneaky, I just think he has a disorder where he just can’t STOP lying or doesn’t really know the truth. cuckooo cuckoooo So he go bye-bye.

DECIDE MARK FRANCIS’ FATE!
http://bitchybeauty.com/poll.html

UPDATE AGAIN: celibate george a blast from the past just saw MY new photos and is now stuck in My silken web like an ugly little bug! heehee he just got MY lifetime subscription to TIVO which ran him $300. $200 from the guy who calls every few months pays to be put on hold–forgot to mention that one. the junky just got Mariah the poncho off Her amazon wishlist. She was very happy with the business suit he recently purchased Her. I’m adding mark francis to MY piggy list NOT because I claim him, his fucking neurotic banter is sorta amusing when you have nothing better to do. HAHA he wants a girlfriend. Any volunteers? he’s a fat, cross-dressing, mood swinging, alcoholic, sexually twisted compulsive liar and chronic masturbator. Every chicks dreamboat!

UPDATE: Decided to put this B&W pic up instead. I like it better. I didn’t do MY hair all down like I wanted, I was too tired after last night’s all nighter with the british urinal. I wish the earrings I was wearing showed up in this photo. They were these giant silver gypsy earrings, can’t remember who got them for Me though.
Photo moved a bit higher so I can admire it on top of the page for longer.
Just got $200 from a new guy. he’s an old fart. Check out part of his screwy email.
“i am poor but i just got my social security chech yesterday for 800 bucks and i have a pre-paid MasterCard. so i am donating my beer money now.. if You wish, i can also send You my prozac money.. i willl obey.. please abuse me?”
HAHA! boy, I get some nutzoids! he has really bad speech impediment too. he sounds mentally retarded–he’s totally a wackjob.

Here’s a webcam shot I took tonite.

Got My hair done, I’m really happy with it! twinkie sent $200 to cover MY salon day. My curls are like buttah!
Tomorrow I’m going to try to really do MY hair up and get some more pics if I get time. Still contemplating MY next outfit for pictures I plan to later this week. hmmmmm.. (I deleted the bw pic, I really didn’t like it)
Stayed up all night long fucking with deryk. Just got $1000 out of him.

I’ve said it before, but doesn’t this freak look like a friggin pekinese dog??? his little wet buggy puppy eyes and those big sacks under them, his nostrils are even closing up like those ugly little dogs! What a bowzer! I have a new voice wav of deryk confessing some really heinous things! I’ll post in members.

Some fucking cokehead named charles gave Me $350. he was annoying as fuck though.

Yes the golden goose is a female submissive, financial and otherwise. Yes, She is adorable. NO you may not chat with Her, NO you can not buy Her stuff. No you can not serve HER. I will be letting Her keep a journal but all the juicy tidbits or posts I think might be found erotic by you swine will be FRIENDS ONLY–and I’ll be the only friend. SUCKS to be you. Everyone wants to serve PRINCESS–but can you blame them?

Oh I forgot about this. I STILL haven’t gotten MY lifetime subscription to TIVO. I WANT IT NOW! Only USA slaves can get this one, they don’t accept overseas cards.

Last night was so much fun. First we went to this hoity-toity party that had this excellent seafood buffet thing and the BEST gumbo. Ate crab and lobster until we almost pop. We gobbled so much that I didn’t even get too tipsy on all the drinks. The first place was very classy, everyone was dressed up bigtime with lots of help running around with trays making sure you had plenty to drink. I wore a glamorous, glittery red dress that showed off MY lovely lethal legs. I gotta admit, I have some ungodly AWESOME legs. I am so glad I’m not a little stubby person with short, squatty legs.

After midnight we left to say hi to some of our friends at a pub I hang out at, then headed over to this bar that had an awesome blues band. It was packed as hell, but we had a ball. When I got back around 3a.m. there was a group of My worshipfuls waiting for MY arrival online. They had all stayed up all night like I instructed after spending a long lonely NewYears eve all by their lonesome. 🙂

Surprisingly, I’ve lost that 4 lbs I gained from Christmas. So I’m back in perfect form. Hopefully I’ll get some pics done before I leave on vacation. I have no idea what I want to wear for these. I’m sure someone will have some shopping to do. I want to get these photos done before I leave cuz I know I’ll come back burnt as hell and bloated from too many tropical drinks.

New Years resolutions are for you boys. I expect all of your will be working hard this year to serve ME better than last year, to make ME twice as happy, to spoil Me even more and to be better subservient worms. I really don’t have much I need to work on. I suppose if I was going to make a NewYear’s resolution it would be to finally get a picture of the baboon sucking cock, screw deryck “bigger and badder” than ever before! oh and to get someone to make a video sucking doggy dong. There really isn’t much room for personal improvement on MY side though. I suppose I would make concentrating on MY calves and getting them a bit bulkier one of MY personal goals and maybe to start working on My book and to take more vacations.