UPDATE:
lesbian goldcard bought MY digital speedometer for MY bike. These things aren’t cheap. I think he said he paid around $450 for it, although this store has them for $476. he ordered it a few days ago, but it got here FAST. My bike’s speedometer. I’m so friggin spoiled. 🙂

Well, went to the shop and lots of MY bike parts are in. Took a picture of some of the main pieces. Engine, fenders, tank, wheels and exhaust. There’s tons of parts. It will be interesting watching the building process.
Bike 1st day

Got $100 from footwimp, $250 out of the baboon, $200 from pakistan pooch, $300 from a guy I haven’t spoken to since 2001 I used to call heinous anus–he has lost that nickname though because of his LONG absense and has to earn it again. For now he’s just 0. the junky got Me 2 magazine subscriptions from My amazon wishlist.

I can’t believe the number of new memberships I have been getting the last few weeks!

I’m going out to celebrate tonight. you freaks are welcome to make donations while I’m gone!

OMG Check out fagarina’s calendar pic. It’s fucking hysterical. Calendar boys December and Feb are the same guy. I might replace one of them so I can have a different guy for each month–but his photos were so funny I couldnt resist putting them both up for now.

I have Knighted russell the baboon!

Update: $500 from deryck

Update: Just got $400 from a brand new german. YAY! Fresh meat!

So far I have a few calendar boys done. http://fagarina.com/calendar.html
I’m going to need more shots.so hurry up with it. Isn’t baboon’s outfit cute? I made him get that for his courtly love video I planned for him. he’s still going to do it. he has an adorable pink stickhorse too–well, he likes to call it “his noble steed.” HAHA russell also further amused Me by emailing scannings of his therapist’s old notes about russell. he really is a lunatic!

No enormous gifts the last few days. you guys suck! sheepshagger gave ME $200, the ukranian $400, smelly balls did $200, the applebees guy sent $100, some anonymous entity got ME 2 books, a makeup brush and a digital food scale off My amazon wishlist. (I broke the nice one brad the fag got Me). Got a box from brad the fag with a few bottles of good pepper corns (I LOVE LOVE LOVE good pepper!), 2 blocks of great parmesean cheese and some fish sauce. Oh yeah and the junky got My coconut oil and the clinique makeup removed off MY amazon wishlist. he better get off his big ol’ duff and get those magazine subscriptions too!

Anyway I have decided on the chopper. he starts building on Saturday. I’ve been looking at paintjobs like crazy. I’m not sure what I want. Right now I see a few brandy or eggplant candy colors with reddish pink flames I am quite fond of. But I have a lot more to look at.

I’m going to go scan the pics little fagaweena took of him outside in the snow nude playing with his minature snowman.

UPDATE: I know the Ladies are all very against Me entering mark in the calendar boy contest.but OMG..how can any Woman resist this hot bod???

HAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG he’s GROSS!!!!
he’s trying to push a turd out right now.
Rush all your Valentine cards to:
mark francis, 446 Rae Street , Fitzroy Nth Vic 3068 Australia

Hey boys! I just finished up My members diary entry.
At first he wasn’t willing to say “Princess take every dime in the account” or “please, i beg that YOU empty my credit union account,” so I grabbed him by the back of the head and smashed it down hard onto the steering wheel and honked the car horn with his head. Whenever he hesitated in saying something, slam HONNNNNNNK! After repeating this ritual several times, tim stop hesitating and promptly agreed to everything I told him.
MEMBERS READ MORE
I also added a few more pics of ME gloating over My cash. you freaks are gonna drool for this entire entry. For new members, I have also rotated in MY “human garbage can” gallery for this month’s rotational archive page.

Oh I have a crazy idea! I wanna do sorta a web calendar of the World’s Most Unsexy men. I want all MY out of shape, hairy, balding potbelly losers to take pictures of themselves posing like beefcake calendar models. you know, like Mr March dressed up in a bow tie, skimpy undies, tuxedo vest with no shirt flexing his muscles and trying to look all dreamy or Mr August dressed up in a cowboy hat, spurs and boots and nothing else holding a lasso or chewing on a piece of straw trying to look all sultry. The fact that most of you are total out of shape fugly mutts with 4 inch dingdongs will make this a very amusing project. Contact Me if you are interested in being one of Princess’ calendar boys and I will assign you a month and special look. I would prefer if you took these with a timer and a digital camera or something, but I will accept webcam shots too if they turn out ok.
baboon and fagarina you both are definitely gonna do this. Which other ones of you are going to volunteer? Then we can have a poll and have everyone vote for which one of you freaks are the World’s Most Unsexy man! No crossdressing.I want you guys “trying” to look like studs. HAHA

UDPATE: again
Just cleaned out another 10 or more site on My toplist. Do not email Me crying if I delete you. I can delete anyone I want off My toplists. (I can even delete those who steal My keyword meta tags–oh what a coincidence..they were even in the same exact order.)

UPDATE: Jan 30 2:55 p.m.
russell isn’t very happy about having to wear his dillyboppers today. HAHA he just sent $100. Right now I am busy working on the diary entry for MY members only area. you guys have been showing interest in knowing what movies and tv I like because I am such a scifi and movie buff. I decided to add this today. I might add some more little tidbits about interests and hobbies later.

JROTH someone is in your yahoo account. They were sending off those password fishing links.

pepe le penislover is a brand new guy! he’s drinking cognac and he’s all drunk and totally sissying out. he is pretty funny and sent $300. Update: make that $500!!!

I’m still all hyped up from My 22,000! WootWoot! Actually including the $1000 he sent the day before and the $31 he had in his wallet–timmy lost $23,031. HAAHA I let him keep the coins in his pocket though. munnyhunny was sooo turned on by My pillaging that he called and spent $1,300! Weeee! Hi-diddly dee! you ALL WISH you were ME!! Oh well, I guess I better stop blabbing about MY big haul and rubbing it in everyone’s noses.

$200 from terrance and a little disgusting $20 GC from a cokehead charlie. FUCK you.

Oh brad the fag, I have one more thing I want you to add to your package. Another block or two of some really good parmesean cheese.

AllStarDoms new toplist Mistresses with decent sites are welcomed to join.

I’m not sure if I am going out tonite. The weirdest thing happened. I woke up with a scratch on My forehead. It’s like 3 inches long. Not really deep or anything. I know I got it in MY sleep cuz I put on MY face moisturizer right before I went to bed. Anyway, right now its still fresh and I don’t think I wanna go out in public and have everyone ask where I got this scratch.cuz I totally don’t know where the hell it came from! I couldn’t find anything I could scratch Myself with in My bed and I don’t have a cat or anything. Maybe I’m a stigmata! LoL Oh well, hopefully it will be gone in a day or 2. It’s just a really faint surface scratch so it won’t scar or anything. But I’m really vain, so we Pretties are staying home and eating chili verde and watching netflix movies.

I’m just soo happy today!

Wish this picture was centered. 🙁
Anyway, I am SO FRICKIN’ GOOD!!! Eat your hearts out!
Wanna see what $22,000 in $100 bills looks like?
Click to see fullsized. Saved it giant so you could see the details and see that it’s actually all $100’s. 🙂 I was going to lay them out straight but tired of it so I just fanned them out in groups of 10.

Here I am beaming over My loot!! This photo will be available fullsize for MEMBERS ONLY. Got the screen up cuz Im in the laundry room which isn’t exactly the purdiest room in the house.

I GOT IT!!! $22,000.00 all in $100 bills!!! I’m gonna go take pics!!

Last night got $300 out of this weird ass loser who claims to work at Applebees. It was his first time. he seemed like another wack-job though. $50 from one of MY leg guys. (send another!) This other guysent $150 through partykey.which sucks SOO much ass. So far I only see $50 of it.but sometimes they are slow. $50 from billyustinc and $150 from latexlover..now to the exciting news!

Guess what!? timothy is back! he’s the guy I took to the bank in 2000 and withdrew thousands of dollars and bought MY jeep. I am meeting him this afternoon to go to the credit union and withdrawing cash!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he sent $1,000 WU to prove he was willing (last time I made him mail the $1000 beforehand to prove he was genuine.) he gave Me his wife’s cell phone # which I just called to make sure it was her.and it was. After I asked for her by name I gave her some poll I found in a magazine. hahhaha! Anyway, the western union is here and after I finish painting MY toes (he has a crazy foot fetish) I am going to be meeting to go to the credit union and withdraw his cash! YOWZA!! Part of the deal is, no pics of him..but you can bet you’re ass I’ll be taking pics of Me with his money. There’s over 15,000 in the credit union account! WOOHOO! Well I just found a pair of dirty workout shortie socks, I’m taking along to inspire him. This guy has to be fucking ancient by now.cuz he was OLD as dirt 5 years ago. I’ll be posting MY spoils here later Im sure..but I’ll put the juicy tidbits of what I do to him in My members diary probably. Anyway, wish Me luck!!

DANARDO the Psychotic Doofus. DO NOT IM again. Nobody wants to blackmail a hostile turd begging for it. I did NOT appreciate your messages today. you sicken Me.

NOTE to other “bad” men. If you are not a NICE submissive man who admires dominant Women..I am NOT in the least bit interested in dominating you. I do this because I enjoy kind subs who truly get pleasure making ME happy and seeing ME happy..NOT rude, hostile fuckers who want to be punished for being a despicable human being. Lately I have been getting all these NASTY guys trying to message and call. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? I’ve said this before..IF MAKING ME happy does NOTHING for you..fucking scoot on down the road and get what you want somewhere else.

It’s no secret, I will use coercion to get what I want..but HERE’s the secret..the REAL thrill of tormenting a sub..is the fact that IN SPITE of all the cruel things You do, in spite of how You manipulate and torture him, in spite of what You take from him and how much You make him suffer, how far in debt you put him..he can’t stop loving You..he can’t stop needing You, he can’t stop craving You. There is no thrill in interacting with mean guys who don’t give a flying fuck about You.

UPDATE: JAN. 25 7:00 p.m.
Didn’t want to waste an entire entry thingie for this. Here’s a few more vacation photos. These are all more scenic, so don’t get too excited. None of MY fishies died while I was gone although I did lose an angelfish before I left. I need to replace him. Anyway, I had a few guys watching fishtank cam today. HAHA the funny part is.they actually sat there and watched it. The aquarium is nothing special..just My blue beta, a few kissing fish, tetras, guppies and a few others. That’s a photo of half the tank, I had the suicidal red Beta in a seperate tank and he and his little box sorta uglies up the aquarium so I left him out of the pic. his fins are slowly but surely growing back. This is waay more than he had right after he ate himself. Before he totally looked like a hideous fat red sperm with a very short tail. he’s so fucking ugly. I just wish he would die. hmmm..who else have I said that about this week?

Just got back from My workout. Ugh, it’s hard to get back in the groove after you take a week or so off of working out. I’m cooking tonite. Can you believe it? Im going to try curry potatos, boiled eggs and shrimp. I can’t eat the taters though. 🙁 Toodly loo!
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Added a small gallery of 10 photos to MEMBERS ONLY. Kinda a so-so gallery. Photos from the day I was wearing divorcee’s necklace and the gypsy skirt and a few of Me in the tropical skirt. Find them HERE.

So far today I got $200 from sharon, $200 from the divorcee, $100 from some guy with a leg fetish and $250 from moneyhunny. I know a lot of you guys are rooting for the Harley instead of the chopper. I dunno. I’m going to go ride both this week and see. I’m really kinda want something that has that long reach leather daddy look. Maybe I need to get BOTH! Too early to decide until I test ride em. One of the chopper guys who was obviously infatuated with Me after My visit to the shop, left around 2 dozen messages on My machine. he mentioned wanting to build My bike personally by himself and not charging for labor and something about taking pics with their bikes for their website and magazines or some shit. And how I look like Gena Davis and Liv Tyler and Daryl Hannah and myriad of other female stars that look nothing alike. he wants to know when I’m coming down to test ride and if I want to go out for a beer after. HA! Yeah right. Dream on. Fucking little sucker. I feel a good deal coming My way. I ain’t about to be some bike model or go anywhere with him, but I bet I can cut that little fucker down in no time. heehee We shall see. he also mentioned finding one of MY long curly hairs at the shop and how he saved it and said something corny about that which I couldn’t really make out, so he sounds like a natural type you can walk all over. I’ll find out soon enough.
Think I’m heading to bed. Tomorrow I’m hitting the gym big time! Nighty!

Oh Mah Gawd. I’m back and I’m BURNT!

My roasted face. My forehead is so peeling now. 🙁

For those who know, I had first planned to go to aruba and then last minute flight messup/schedule problem but we wound up going to another Caribbean island instead. I’m kinda secretive about shit because I plan on going back and am always half expecting some stalker to show up or something.I share with some of you.but the rest of you people don’t need to know every single minute detail of MY life..anyway, OMG I am soo glad we went here instead!!! This luxury resort was soooo PERFECT!!! It was soo lush and beautiful and the weather was gorgeous! Well, except one day it was cloudy. I’m fried but I had so much fun. This place was like a tropical DisneyLand! Accept there was hardly anyone there. Here’s one of My favorite pics I took there. It’s a small secluded resort with tons of staff that ran and served you like royalty. Whiteglove service in the restaurants, rose petals in the bed every night(lol), flute playing at breakfast. There were 2 beaches. One was a tad bit longer walk but totally secluded, We’d be sharing the entire beach with like 8 people–sometimes only 3 or 4! It was soo friggin’ awesome! No noise, NO outsiders. We drank and drank and drank and pigged out. Those beach chairs were totally fluffy comfortable and everyone had a private little beach bamboo umbrella shelter thingie. No walking for drinks or waiting in line for a second even. The food was OUTSTANDING.well, except for the quail I tried one night. I gained back the weight I lost after My Christmas binge, about 4 lbs 🙁 so I’m low carbing for a few weeks. I shocked the hell out of My system pouring all those sugary drinks and rich desserts and pastas into MY body. The room was fabulous! This one wasn’t beach-front like the original resort I had decided on, it was oceanview suite with a balcony.and OMG what a friggin view! The balcony sort of wrapped around so on one side you got a view of all this lush greenery and then directly in front of the room you got a perfect view of ocean and it was bright blue. The suite was lovely with two large bathrooms, giant 4-poster bed, spacious sitting area, and a jacuzzi. This was also a spa, so we did the hot rock massages outside on this cliff thing overlooking the sea. I’ve never been into the massage thing, but this was cool. We also got manicures, pedicures and facials. I skipped the aromatherapy and the mud wrap things. We didn’t do as much water activities as we had planned. We just vegged and explored a lot. I took lots of pictures of the scenery. This really was the best vacation I ever had. Flew first class, great accomodations, dynamite food and not a care in the world. 🙂 The only bad part is we did NOT stay long enough. I really wish we had done 10-14 days instead. It was THE most fairytale resort I have ever seen and the food was first class..I can’t wait to go back. I had such a good time…THEN I come back to see you fuckers misbehaving. deryck is being a gameplaying dick again, billystinc and the barnyardtoilet are having a freakfeud, mark francis is smelling up the place and I got LESS than a $1,000 in donations while I was gone!!! you CHEAP LITTLE FUCKTARDS!! First thing, barnyard, you go make a donation–NOW! mark francis, you are a rude, sexist pig and I am removing you from the piglist, billy incUstink, you ARE A CHEAP FUCK–deal with it. EVERYONE hates you because you DO NOT do your part. Go make another donation and I don’t care if you have to sell plasma or rattle a tin can on the side of the street to get it. BAD men! BAD BAD men! I swear men are like fucking mutts, that if you leave them unattended for just a few days, they forget everything you teach them and are back to their bad habits of sniffing at crotches, yapping, and pissing on every corner. Every single one of you, need to be muzzled and beaten with a BIG STICK!
UPDATE:
oh celibate george, I got your gascard in the mail.and the keys got here safely too.

I’m going to have to pick out some new luggage and you guys will have to pay for it. My wonderful GIANT suitcase’s friggin wheel was broken or something by some shithead airport worker who seemingly drug it around or something because the base looks all ground down and abused. That was a real pisser. Thank Goddess it happened somewhere on My way home because I swear that bag weighed like 75 lbs or some shit. Anyway, I really liked MY luggage set, maybe I can find one single giant high quality suitcase that sorta matches it so I don’t have to toss out the rest of MY set. It was SOOOo fucking cold when we got home! POUT POUT POUT I’m so pissy that I’m home again. Hey divorcee, did you tell everyone that your male prostitute said you could get freebies anytime you want now?? heehee