Friday 15 Update:
I’m not going to make another entire entry. This will be short. Was gone all day long and most of the evening. We had lunched, shopped, drank margaritas and had a ton fun. easy’s $200 got here.
sissyWU UPS expressed Me $500! he totally fell for those leather skirt pictures. 🙂

liljoe sent $100 amazon. I’ll have to go pick something off My list.

Update: $200 from the baboon.

Lawdie. It’s like WankFest 2005 this week. There are sooo many fucking timewasters and spankywanks out the last few days. Dudes pretending to be girls, guys messaging ME pretending to be trying to “message someone else”–yet ask a bunch of goofball subfreak question, guys using multiple screennames, 20 questions, hangups. The more you guys try wasting My time–the LESS I answer questions and update–the less tolerant of stangers I am.

I added the “Make BitchyBeauty.com your homepage” on MY index and domain page. I expect all of you to do that if you haven’t already. Been working on updating MY Fulfilled wardrobe and Shop for MY wardrobe pages. Espirit is having a jacket sale. Go get em boys. your 6ft Goddess is moving out of the Large to the Medium in clothing and needs to totally update Her wardrobe. I think I’m going to add another biker jacket too. Jackets are always a hard fit for Me. I like them really close fitting in the waist, but I am fairly busty with a broad back and shoulders. So if they fit in the shoulders, the waist is often too roomy. I was at the Harley shop the other day trying on jackets and I found one that looked soo fucking dreamy.close fit, brass zipper instead of the silver (the silver ones annoy Me) zipper in the middle and not the zipper that sorta cuts across you. My waist looked so cute and tiny but then it was sooo incredibly short in the arms. Oh the tragedies of a living Goddess. Anyway, I’ll be adding a shitload of stuff soon. Clothes, jackets, leather, biker goggles and glasses etc. etc.

Friday I will be gone most all day. Us girl have a big fun day planned!

toiletbrush: I don’t think MY steak order went through! My $200 worth of BEEF ain’t here! Contact Me asap so we can fix the order.

Those designer shoes showed up and I totally don’t think I can wear them even for pics. They are SOO fucking high. They didn’t look it in the photo. They are really beautiful so I make take a few pics of My feet in them and sell them to one of you guys, because I sure in hell can’t walk in them.

I received a tripod off My amazon, latexlover bought Me yet another black latex dress from cocoon. oh joy joy. he’s promising Me $2000 if I take a few pics and mail it back to him unwashed. I sweat like crazy in those things and My deodorant melts all over the inside. It’s so gross! Oh what the hell. latexlover is a good boy. Oh he also sent Me $350 cash because I griped about him spending all his money on latex. From now on everytime he buys Me latex he has to match it with cash$. brad the fag’s $100 showed up. wimpdick! Where the hell have you been hiding? I haven’t seen you online. I did just get your $100. See brad the fag’s and wimpdick’s $$$. amsterdam ham hadn’t paid Me since Valentines so I got a $500 payment from his ass. toejamjam did $200. toiletbrush got Me some more clothing, cutest little apricot skirt, jacket, shirts, bunch of other stuff. I’m STILL not done with you toiletbrush! I have found another website with some AWESOME stuff on it. CALL AND BEG TO FINISH SHOPPING!
easy, your package still hasn’t arrived! Don’t you remember what happened last time I had to wait? Made cumslut write his REAL full name and phone number in a BUNCH of filthy bathrooms at gay bars and cruisy areas and take pics for proof (I won’t be posting his real name here though). Also made him take some pics holding up humiliating signs and take them to walmart to get them processed. heehee Hopefully they will do them all. his weenie ain’t showing in them, so I think they might.

Oh boooo. I found out all MY meta keywords were fucked up and not showing up in the search engines. God only knows how long they have been that way. I put the site through one of the meta word analyzers and NONE were showing up but MY title!
HAHA! what’s funny is that TONS of chicks have stolen all or bits of MY meta in their meta tag. you’ll see all the keywords I sat there and chose one by one..arranged in THE same fucking exact order as Mine. So if you stole MY meta.you might check to see if it’s working. lol It did work at one time but I must have done something in editing. Oh well, so I’ve been going through the pages and fixing it.still got more to do.

I know I’m forgetting some donations and gifts from the 11th and 12th but I can’t recall them. If I think of them, I’ll add.
Got My yardboy doing the outdoor chores today and laying more bricks and relocating some plants and landscaping. This weekend he’s paying for a truckload of mulch and mulching. tata

Update: Been looking at shit for toiletbrush to buy. We got through about another $300 worth of shopping, but My eyes were buggy from looking at stores and I’m tired. I’ll finish screwing his card out of more pretty things tomorrow. yaaaaaaaaawn..

heya freakpies.

vintage furfreak FLIPPED for MY new sunglass pic. The minute he saw it he went straight to the sunglass site on his own and bought Me the same exact Dior sunglasses he bought a few days before but in a different shade. he overnighted them or something cuz I already got them today. I’m officially done shopping for sunglasses right now. I got like 6 pairs this week! he also got Me a pair of these italian Sergio Rossi heels that he called and begged and begged Me to wear for some photos. I had mentioned that they were originally $659 at some other stores and were only $120 now. Here they are. A new loser name liljoe sent ME $300. he’s all paranoid of ME having his real info. $200 from another new guy named john from NJ. he’s a little future cocksucker of America. he’s suppose to go out and suck cock for the first time next friday–we will see if he checks back in and does his fagly duty as instructed. $500 shopping from toiletbrush! It was a lot of clothes shopping. Lots of it from Victoria Secrets. he’s all lobotomized from MY new pics of Me in the leather skirt. I even got him to BEG Me to go online shopping again tomorrow and spend ANOTHER $500! Woohoo! I gotta go peep out some new shit and have it all ready when he gets online so I can slam him with the links. Sharon sent $400 of her husband’s hard-earned cash earlier this afternoon. I just got back online, and its like 2:30 a.m. and She sent another $100 because *hahaha this cracks Me up*..when she got into bed tonite her husband was asleep with his mouth gaping open and a big hard-on poking in his ancient tidy whiteys and it made her so sick to her stomach she decided to sneak back into the office and send another $100 straight from his Visa. 🙂 The junky spent $50 on mariah’s wishlist. Oh yeah speaking of Mariah. She went to Her spa on friday and LOVED IT. She said She got the best hair cut and style of her life and now totally is determined to go there at least once a month. Who wants to be her Spa-boys? Looks like to go 1 time is between 200-400$ depending on what she wants done. You’ll be expected to purchase SpaWish GC’s on at least a monthly basis. She wants someone she can count on. Not just a onetime dealie or the type who will cancel. Just use the standard 60 cent packaging.she’s not too worried about it coming with a teddy bear or loofah. She just wants BIG GC’s.

Oh for those of you who were getting an error on MY donation page that said that the shop wasn’t available, that problem has been fixed. It had to do with whether you were typing just bitchybeauty.com or www.bitchybeauty.com.. I had to add both with the www and without www to the gate as a referrer address.strange as hell. But I think it’s fixed now. if you are still getting any funny errors, email Me. Why don’t you all go test it out and see if it works? 🙂

The LoveTax page has been fixed too.

Tax season has been very painless this year since I pretty much paid it all up early. I was happy to see I get a tax break for buying the truck this year. hmm.I keep thinking I’m forgetting to mention something..oh well..maybe I will think of it later.

UPDATE soon after: deryck just sent ME $300 too.

UPDATE: hillbilly heath just called back again and did another $300 tonite. deryck wanted to be Mariah’s bday bitch and spent $300 on Her. She’ll be very pleased! Send more of those GC’s for Her, boys! Times a ticking! luvs2swallowblackcock got Her a few items off Her amazon wishlist and also got Her some more hair vitamins. russell did $100 and was all sad cuz I forgot to mention it. easy promised to send that other $100 plus the penalty $100 tomorrow and was given a few items to run around and shop for and mail Me. sideshow steve: Where are those fucking pics???

I’ve had several emails from strangers concerned with the monstrosities I have waged upon beerboy joe. I’ve made a few short video clips featuring how very “remorseful” I am for screwing with him so severely. Here’s a tinsy little smidgeon from one of the clips.

What did Princess look like when joey called Her crying about what She had done? Could this been Her response after receiving his distraught email right after the deed had been done??
“Thanks for totally fucking my family life!
I can’t believe someone lacks the heart to know better than to do this.
And no.. I didn’t do it – you did.”

Oh no! I screwed up beerboy’s life!.

Of course, the longer he thought about it, he couldn’t help but get a little throbber in his knobber and came around a few days later sniffing for pics and to hear ME laugh about what I had done. Ain’t he a little sicko?

Hi sickos!
NOTE TO sideshow steve: you know that $300 you tried to put through that gave you an error message and we thought didn’t go through, so you sent another $300?? Well guess what?! The first $300 went through! So you actually sent $600! Does that make you horny? HAHHAHAHAHA!
Think of it this way..you weigh as much as 2 of My slaves, you have to buy 2 seats on an airplane, so it only makes sense that you pay for 2 seats for the PRINCESS RollerCoaster Ride too!
weeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!

That hillbilly heath guy called back again last night and sent $200 plus his call. The applebee zombie did another $100. I caught yet ANOTHER leg guy. They’ve been swarming like ants to sugar! This guy sent $600 on his first night. he kept paying everytime I sent him a picture. After each photo, he’d say “i beg for leg!” and make another donation. If he sticks around and is a goodboy I will start calling him begforleg. sissyboyWU sent $350. Oh I totally broke MY favorite leather corset. Ya’ know the over the bust one I wore in the pics with the red fluffy skirt? Well I put it on over a thin catsuit and got it caught in the zipper, got pissed and yanked and busted the zipper bad. I know I will never get around to getting it repaired so I had toiletbrush run off and buy the same exact leather corset. It’s really nice soft leather and fits so well. My 2-toned latex dress showed up today and I am soo pissed. It fits like a glove but they fucking didn’t follow MY specifications at ALL! I distinctly asked for and made latexlover pay extra for a zip up the back and a few other extras. They totally didn’t do it. I am sending the fucker back. Pisses Me off so bad, because it was custom made and now I will have to wait another month or two to get it. GRRRRRR toiletbrush also spent around $250 or maybe more.(I need to count) on clothing shopping for Me and also got Me some JLO sunglasses and some hair cutting shears. you are still not done shopping toiletbrush! It’s grilling time again and I want a BUNCH of juicy tbones! Plus some more pretty stuff. I am so going to take advantage of you! I know My new pics wearing items you bought has mushed your mind. Watch Me stick MY finger in your brain and squish it any direction I want!
vintage furfreak is totally a bowl of man-jello over MY newest pics too. he spent around $350 on Guess jeans, Guess capris, a fitted blazer, and a few tops. HAHA Oh yah, then this TOTAL loser writes Me and proudly announces he bought the $10.79 vitamins off MY amazon wishlist. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. I’m so excited.

Who wants to be Mariah’s birthday bitch? Her bday is next week and She sent over a list of demands. First she wants like $300 of spa gift certificates.
http://www.myspagift.com/certificates.asp
And some expensive hair vitamins to grow her hair out even longer faster. She added more shit on amazon wishlist too. Email Me if you want to be My sister’s bday bitch.
I’ve posted 2 pics of Mariah in members diary down at the bottom. They are kinda crappy webcam shots, but oh well. Shop more and maybe She’ll take some more.

easy’s $200 got here today. Where the fuck is the other $100, you fucking bastard!? I do NOT like late payments. you have just earned $100 late fee. So that’s $200 you are sending.

I’ve shrunk the photos on MY teaser preview page. you little cheap bastards will have to squint. I’m also tweaking up a few other pages a bit throughout the day and adding another payment button to MY recurring payment billing for those who are members of the “It’s the Love Tax, baby” payment plan. (Yes, the original Love Tax.) I have changed shopping cart gateways on MY merchant account and it has a LOT more customizeable features. Now I can do recurring donation billing without using partykey or ccbill. I even set up daily autopay. Think how dreamy it will be to see a smaller payment taken out of your account EVERY day. Seeing it all over your statements again and again and again. Hot stuff, ain’t it, dweebo?

Yay ikobo died too! 🙂

Later

UPDATED: K. I got the Ultimate Bombshell gallery now available to members only. Find it here. I just sent out an email to MY mailing list. If you didn’t get it, sign up again on MY mailing list. I notice a group of guys who haven’t verified their mailing list. If you add yourself.you MUST follow the link the mailing list gives you to subscribe to it.

Members update is coming soon. I’m going to put up the set with the black dress with pink flowers. Been working on the gallery. Maybe if you guys are lucky (and extra good) I’ll have it up by tonite. Been having tons of fun the last few days! Guys have been shoppping nonstop for ME online. I’m in a awesome mood today!

Also took a few more pics. Got a few smoking ones and a few more in those blue and pink shoes. This set in the denim turned out really dark though. But I look awesome.
(had a pic up, but took it down, decided to not put it up yet and replaced it with a very tiny, cropped version to MY lj photos. The original showed off MY sexy tummy. you’ll have to BEG MORE to see My catwalk picture uncropped and fullsized.pppppppplllllttttt)
The smoking ones and the ones with the skirt and blue and pink shoes I took with some natural daylight out and the lighting turned out so much better.
Anyway, I’ll update later tonite and brag and stuff after I get some webbie stuff done. Yikes! I’m late for My workout!

Yay fagarina’s easter video is in! Woohoo! I love this one! I have the bestest sideshow freaks.

I was going to take those pics I had promised wearing the “annoying things on My legs.” Well I ripped one putting it on before I got the matching one out of the box! Oh well. I’ll get someone to buy some more. So anyway, I got disgruntled and didn’t take any wearing them.

I did take a few ultra sexy pics this shiny cropped jacket and some giant stomper boots. I do love how that jacket glistened in the photos. Here’s a treat.

I only took like 4 pics. Ones I take really late at night in the basement always seem to have funny lighting. So I got annoyed and gave up early. Sucks for you spankers. Plus I was having a hell of a time posing chastely in that skimpy little bottom. It was suppose to be one of those dancer bottoms that rockettes and stuff wear, but they wound up being a tinky little bikini bottom. I’ll try again for that smoking set I was planning.

And one for you feetboys.

This is the pair of shoes that toiletbrush sent. The pink ones deryck sent showed up a few days ago too. Hopefully My blue dress will show up soon. 🙁