UPDATE AGAIN: REMOVED PARTYKEY as an option from the donation page. I removed MY rant cuz.why warn the wannabees? Let em all find out themselves. 🙂 Plus it distracted from the WONDERFUL HAUL I had today!

crewbe or whatever your fucking name yahoo screenname is. DO NOT EVER message ME again. you’re a lowlife, leech and liar. A 3-L loooozer.

UPDATE: Just found out that skanky ass deryck had called some chick on keen some months back. The saddest part is, he says when she got on cam..her “male slave” could be seen on cam typing for her and that he wrote english exactly the same as “she” had earlier with the same word ticks and grammatical and spelling errors and that girl on keen spoke absolutely terrible english and wouldn’t have been able to type english as near as well as she had been. So all in all. he paid $100 to be dommed by a dude. How sad for him. Well, he just sent ME $1,000.00 to atone for his many sins. I’m going to keep trying for more! I love fucking BIG HAUL DAYS LIKE TODAY! They are soo fucking invigorating!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHIE!

WHORES SHALL PAY 10FOLD for their sins!!!!

Well, well. beerboy successfully has paid off his $12,000 safe passage freedom buyoff! (he had paid $2,000 of it already) he managed to get someone to loan him the money and today I got over $10,000 from him. So I guess for starters, I probably should do the honest thing.and stick with MY agreement..and let him go–let him have his life back since he paid for it.  When I say I’m going to do something.I always stick with it. So we shall see if this little jackass can actually STAY AWAY from Me.

How does that old cliche go?
If you love to hurt something.set it free.and if he comes back to you, it was meant to be?
HAHA yeah whatevah..So for now.. I take off the bridle and loosen the halter from My fat old used nag, beerboy joe, smack him on his wide ass..and say “run freee! as FREEEEEe AS THE WIND BLOWS! AS FREE AS THE GRASS GROWS, but you’ll still RUN BACK TO MEEEEEEE!!!!!” Remember joey..as soon as you get horny and desperate one night..and call ME in a drunken stupor..you have FORFEITED your freedom!

Here’s the screenprints of the payments he made. he said there are a few more he made maybe another $1000-1500.but I can’t find it yet. Not sure if he really made it..or if they’d didn’t go through for some reason. I wanted him to just wire Me the money but he insisted to do online. It’s a REAL pain in the ass to collect this much money in such a short time, because most places will block him or freeze his credit card after too many transactions. But I got it!

junky! Get a hold of Me! I’m peeved at you!

I’ll update later maybe..got an important call.

Oh one last thing. I’m totally going to be redoing sissyshack.com soon. I’ll be accepting really good sissyboy photos. Who wants to be the sissy spokesmodel? Digital pics only..no webcam shots.

Although I might appear to be online, Im not a lot of the time. So stop crying that you are getting ignored, you fucking lame-os!

Haven’t updated for a few days. Somebody in MY family is having a bad health issue, so I have been preoccupied with that.

beerboy’s payoff date is coming up! May 25th. he was trying to get Me to let him pay only $5,000 today and get off from the rest. Fuck that, doughboy. you owe a total of $10,000 or I stomp your life flat! Is your freedom worth $10,000 to you?

My bike is coming along nicely, shouldn’t be too long til its back together.

I’ve totally lost track of stuff I’ve gotten since My last updated 4 or 5 days ago
Right of the top of MY head I do remember that MY new french boy who got ME the $200 amazon GC’s did give ME $200 cash as well after I bitched about it. A really weird guy with a strange speech impediment named doug gave Me $300 a few days ago and gave ME another $200 today. $100 from toejamjam, more fish and aquarium supplies, some stuff from alloy, $300 cash from sissyboy WU, an expensive motor cycle helmet from vintage furfreak, $100 from this one $100 from that one. No big honkin’ donations–so I’m throughly fucking unimpressed.

The addict has already pissed ME off. I’m doing something mean to him. Make false promises and they’ll bite you in your worthless ass, fucker!

sideshow steve, easy and biggayUK?? Where are you worthless bitches?? you THINK you CAN HIDE FROM your MAKER???
I think its about time for you 3 stooges to do your part again. I JUST decided each one of you fucking hiding wretches will be paying Me $300! GET TO IT. I don’t like fucking slackers! easy you are treading water. Don’t be surprised if you don’t find ME in your aol email really soon.

toiletbrush owed ME $500 and WHINED SOOO FUCKING MUCH about ME ignoring him til he paid.that I have UPPED the PRICE to $1000.

deryck tried to make a $500 donation but it didn’t go through. I am immensely pissed off at him. you BETTER FIX It you skanky, neurotic sniveling fleabag! Just give ME one good reason to FUCK with you. I got a little zit on MY chin.so we all know what that means. AUNT FLO IS A’COMING!! WE CAN HEAR THE LITTLE PITTERPATTER of HER BRIGHT RED SHOES! DONT CROSS ME, DON’T piss ME off, DONT WASTE MY TIME! A premenstrual Portuguese Princess is a fucking timebomb ready to blow up in yer UGLY FACE! tick tock tick tock

I feel like taking a wire hanger and fucking beating some furball male in the face with it.
hugs n kisses

NOTE TO WHOEVER keeps trying to join MY site with the first name Sandra:
I have had about 7 denials from ccbill. For whatever reason.ccbill does NOT want you having a membership..and neither do I. Kindly stop trying to sign up.or I’ll block your IP and fix the problem permanently.

Oh wasn’t fagarina adorable on webcam last night? Here he is with hims widdle baba of pee-pee.

Recently I’ve been getting free money from guys I totally don’t know who don’t even contact Me..it’s been happening a lot the last few weeks. I got $100 from a travis and $200 from a henry. Come out and show yourself, boys!

$300 from the ukranian. First he sent $200 then he paid $100 extra not to have to post in MY forum. I don’t know why some of you are so paranoid about posting in there! So many peeping toms in MY forum.all sitting around ogling and not participating.kinda creepy. I wonder how many are Mistresses incognito? Oh well. Oh yeah.and why are you guys in there surfing around all the time with your “invisible” on??? I am admin. I can see you dumbfucks! I can also change you to uninvisible. ALSO..I posted this very blatantly on the board. DO NOT SIGN UP using your aol or yahoo screenname. I will either change it or delete.

vintage furfreak paid for around $200 of banner advertisement for ME. the junky sent a not-so-chunky amazon GC ($40) My black latex dress with the blue trim showed too. toiletbrush got ME 2 pairs of pants from jcrew and a skirt. I have to exchange the skirt though. I got 2 giant tbones and 8 medium sized tbones and a boneless leg of lamb.
Yummy!

Update: Just got 4 more 24 oz tbones in the mail today. 24 oz! :O

I’ve noticed that moneydommes are now calling themselves FinDom. Isn’t fin slang for a $5-bill? heehee I’ll pass.

OH yeah.cheesedick sent $200 too.he also got on webcam and stuck a tube of cheesewhiz up his ass then took off the cap and shot it all over his living room..it was SOOOo vile!

Not much else to post right now. Some of you aren’t doing your pigly duties. Hop to it, porkpies!

Later!

HAHA! This afternoon this jackass wanker who lives in Columbus kept fucking calling EXCESSIVELY OVER AND OVER and rudely trying to blurt out his wankyspank speil before I hung up on him. he bugged Me for hours today and refused to take “GO AWAY” as an answer. Well, his name showed up on the caller ID so I did a quick search on this site that sometimes gives you people’s bday. he was in there..so just for shits and giggles I called the # to check voice mail (the one I use) and put in his phone # and he was in the system! So to see if by some small twist of fate his bday was his 4 digit pincode I entered it Lo and FUCKING BEHOLD I got into his fucking voicemail! HAHHAHAA so anyway, I listen to all his messages and write down the names and phone numbers of a few people who had called..and also changed his fucking voice message. HAHAHA! I’m like “hi, don can’t come to the phone right now. This is his Dominatrix and I have the little fucker tied up in the basement sucking cock right now..oh and john weston, if this is you..don totally has the hots for you and wants to blow you soooo bad.he told Me so”.then to make the fucking message even more perfect..I fucking slapped up a little snippet of him saying, “please Princess make me your little cocksucker.” that I caught on MY digital phone recorder today when he was having his annoying obsessive pervfest and kept calling and bugging Me today without a credit card. I also called and left a message on his machine rattling off the names of people I got off his machine. So he fucking calls back FREAKED OUT OF HIS mind because he has no idea how the fuck I found out these names and phone numbers. he’s totally TWEAKING and screaming! he hadn’t even heard the new outgoing message on his machine yet! HAHHAHAHAHAhA So I’m acting like a total deranged maniac saying things like “I am watching you! I see you!” HAHHAHAHA finally somebody calls him and asks him what the fuck is up with his answer machine. he thinks I am some total mastermind computer hack who has hacked into his entire life. he’s bawling on the phone like a bitch..begging for forgiveness and for Me to just leave him alone. I’LL PAY. I’LL PAY! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL NEVER CALL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAAHH
he makes a $500 donation and another $300 one on his debit card to make Me “JUST GO AWAY FOREVER!”

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK you, you psycho piece of shit! I DO NOT LIKE phone jerkoffs who harass Me by phone and ring so fucking many times it gives ME a headache. WHEN I SAY NO..I MEAN FUCKING NO!!! Now I have your freaking $800 and NO, I DIDN’T HACK your computer or bug your phones..hahahaha.I just fucking second guessed your voicemail!
Kindly fuck off and die and I will SOOOOO enjoy spending your money! Nobody likes a phonejacker!

UPDATE: Yippy! My chopper is FINALLY back from paint!

Have to wait 2-3 days before we put it back together. VROOOM VROOM! I’m gonna be riding FREEEE! The color is waaay prettier than the photos. It also is a funkier blue than it seems to be in this photo It’s got all these awesome shimmery blues and its really sparkly! It’s a very good paintjob..it’s like glass! When it’s all put together I’ll get more pics. 🙂

Sister M’s prezzies from deryck have been showing up on Her doorstep and She is very pleased with them.

loopyforlegs lost $350. At first he said there was absolutely NO way he could pay over $100, but a few photos later, he changed his mind. (Imagine that.) loopy is such a megaloser! twinkie got around $80 worth of fishies for Me, $200 from a donald who just sent the cash and never contacted Me or sent an explanation. Well, I recognized his email.this guy has been buying a membership practically EVERY month for a year..then turns around and cancels JUST TO fucking sign up a few weeks later.. It was inevitable that this guy was going to cave in SOME DAY..and he did! Not only did I get the first $200–after emailing him and congratulating him for giving in to his addiction..he sent $300 more! So after he spent $500 he says..”i feel guilty” and I’m like “did you jerk off or something???” and he’s like “yes.” HAHAHA! Well THAT’s your problem spunk for brains! Don’t fret, you won’t feel guilty when your dick gets hard in a few days dreaming of Me.the guilt last a few days but the addiction is FOREVER. I also told him how it’s like you guys become Princess’ WERE-WANKERS!.like werewolfs or something..ordinary men who turn into freaky sub-beasts who can’t control themselves! They grow hair in funny places and start howling strange things at the moon like “fuck me up, Princess!!! Owwww-oooooooooh! i’ll do ANYTHING to goooooooooooooo! Oww-OWW-oooOOooooooOOh! i’d do anything for YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!” Yes, you have been bitten BY the evil Bitch! Under My mysterious influence you transform into THE WERE-WANKER who can no longer control himself! The wild eyed, dickyanking wankerbeast who tears off his manclothes and tries to chew off his own tail to amuse Me. hahahaha! Oh and instead of going out and devouring the helpless..you only try to tear yourself to shreds! (just like Princess taught you.) That’s a good boy! Go for your own jugular for Princess. RIP your own heart out! Let me see some guts and gore!!!

…but then…

the next morning.you wake up alone, naked and cold, your own blood still on your hands, sperm on your breath, your wallet empty, your pride CRUSHED, a skinny, weak, maimed little man regretting the rampage he had the night before, seduced by the power of the PRINCESS in HER FULL glory, the GLOW of Sierra–the one who brings out the most basic you–the wild wooly HOWLING MAD FOR PRINCESS WERE-WANKER! OOOOWW—owwww-oooooooooooooooooooh!!!! HAHAHAHA

Where was I???..soo anyway, I named donald who lost $500 the addict because I see him getting there FAST! I told him he could call and listen to ME gloat, but he was too scared for a phonecall. *giggle*
$100 from alan who made a donation but I don’t think I know who he is either. he hasn’t contacted ME since he made the payment. Hi alan, very nice for you to meet Me. Now that we have been acquainted, GO MAKE ANOTHER DONATION! HA!

I’ll be available for calls tomorrow. I didn’t even answer MY phone most of the weekend. I turned off the ringer.was sick of listening to you turds call.

Look at the fucking time and I’m still up! Been shopping with deryck all night. he sent ME $1,100.00 🙂 Then spent around $400 shopping for MY Sisters.
he also sent Me $150 of GC’s. twinkie spent over $300 today at JCREW buying Me more pants. Stuff has been flying off MY fulfilled amazon wishlist too. Lots of steaks, conditioners and some cheapie food stuff I put up. I removed the big fish aquarium from My wishlist cuz lawnmower boy got Me a new tank. I’m all addicted and now have a 39 gallon tank–so I’ll be making guys buy more fishies.

Hey dumbfuck british guy with the fucking irish accent. Make another fucking donation like you said you were going to, you dorkass piece of shit!

Tomorrow I’m going to hunt around for more tall places that have groovy pants and jeans. (No easy task–tall Women’s clothes are generally GROSS!) Absolutely none of MY jeans are fitting and some of the new ones I had you guys just buy are bagging too. I have to replace all of them. I’m not going to throw the old ones out yet though. I usually always lose weight in the summer. I’m going to start kicking in with weights more next week and try to build up some more muscles and work on getting a 6 pack, My legs are looking kinda skinny so I’m going to go to the gym instead of working out mainly at home. Its seems I do better leg workouts at the gym. I’ve been focusing on cardio mainly this month–so anyway I’m hitting the weights hard for 2 weeks.

God Im tired. I’m going to bed. I prettied up the Vote4Princess page and the Contact page.

yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn All shopping and no sleep makes Princess a tired girl!

UPDATE: I announced that I had posted the new gallery and just realized it was still bring you to the mini gallery. Now it is linking to the full gallery. It’s fixed now.

OMG! What a fucking busy day! I’ve been on calls all day long while trying to screw with guys on I.M., watch their webcams and work on My site all at the same time. I had like a zillion wankers I was trying to message at one time and kept sending the little spankers the wrong guys’ messages. whooops!

That one sissyboy who did My last few banners has made a cool graphic for My front page. I’ll post the un-tweaked, unpinkish original version of that photo in Members when I finish that gallery. I didn’t want to post any of these pics that size for free, but I couldn’t friggin resist when I saw how good the graphic looked and then how the long skinny shot looked all cool on the side of the domain. I’m not quite sure about the Domain yet but I think the index page is a cool change. I love My pink–but damned I made the domain page PINK!

ANYway, I got $200 from that new british guy with the thick irish accent. I’m not sure if he knows that he made 2 $100 donations or if he was trying to send one and did it twice. Either way, his money is in MY wallet! Why don’t you go back and try another $200?! I think it’s time I give you a nickname too. Call Me tonite and we will discuss it. $100 from toiletbrush–that is SO not enough. you better get some cash transferred and prepare to get ROYALLY SCREWED! $500 from munnyhunny! he’s so easy. It took Me like 2 minutes. 🙂 $400 from father flatulence. That naughty little padre got wood today looking at MY new pics! Where the hell does a priest get the money to blow on evil Princesses, I’d like to know! he won’t fucking tell Me. he’s always so secretive. old man tim came out of hiding just long enough to buy a membership, give Me $400, whine a little bit about how much it sucks being an addicted freak and then disappear.

Yay for Me! I love cash and prizes! Keep it rolling in, boys!

Tonite we went to the FRIGGIN’ BESTEST mexican restaurant. MY friend called because She saw a new hole-in-the-wall mexican restaurant that opened up. She said She always sees a lot of mexicans walking in when She drives by so it ought to be good. So we go and there are like fucking 50 beanermobiles parked out front. you could totally tell by just looking at the parking lot, that this place was crawling with them. This one ugly truck had a big gold glittery lion crawling across the hood. We went in and it was absolutely packed with mexicans. Wall to wall hollering mexicans–the majority men. We were the only white people in there. Well, she is more white than Me. They had mexican karoke going on. Absolutely nobody was singing american songs–it was totally that old crazy fiesta type music. But man oh man, this was THE BEST authentic mexican I have ever had. Better than anything I’ve tasted in california, oklahoma and texas. Just incredible, but the place was so scary and this totally obese 4ft tall guy with a big walrus mustache kept sending us coronas and squinting and nodding at us. Creepy little hombre.

I’m in such a good mood I updated too! I can’t believe how much I got done today. Members will find that the rest of the leather/smoke gallery is now up. Find it here.