TREAT FOR MY BIKERBITCH WISHLIST SHOPPER BOYS!

Here I am wearing amazon addict’s boots, sunglassses (on My head), and headwrap and latexlover’s chaps. Full sized photo will be available shortly to members.

The next items I want is the the touring seat, windshield, luggage rack and the clock. (ESPECIALLY the TOURING SEAT and WINDSHIELD!) Who’s gonna get it????????

UPDATE: Just got $200 from the divorcee.

Hey boys! Woooohooo! We had so much fun riding today! I really love the Harley and it’s a lot of fun to have a comfortable passenger riding with ME. celibate george’s Shell gas cards showed up today. his card which I have been using for years now was about to expire at the end of the month so I called and bitched at him and he sent the new card–2 of them. So I gave one to My girlfriend. heehee Gas prices just went up and he was bitching about that! Sucks to be you, bitch!!

brad the fag sent ME a $40 chipotle gift card so we zoomed by there and pigged out on those yummy burrito bowls I am addicted to.

Let’s see. What goodies have I gotten for My bike so far? Well, let ME tell you.
the black pooch got ME the turn signal relocation kit so I can get those saddle bags installed and the new chrome and rubber passenger foot pegs. The bags should be here on monday or tuesday! Then I hypnotized slutty suzy on yahoo webcam by laughing at him and mocking him and got $200 PLUS the $295 Chrome Clutch Bracket and Master Cylinder Reservoir and the $50 Chrome Flame Derby Cover! terrance also bought Me Reduced Effort Clutch Kit for around $40. The clutch is REALLY tight and is totally making My hand sore after awhile. If I like it and it’s not too ugly, I might put one on the Princess ChopperBeast too. I’m also looking to try to see if there is anything to be done to make the break and clutch levers not have such a long reach. I wish they were just a little bit closer to the grips! I have really long fingers, but My hand isn’t overly long. I’d prefer if the levers were in more so all My fingers could firmly grip it better. Any of you guys out there have any idea? Probably not.most of you fags have never ridden before! HAHA SISSIES!!
Check out the Biker Bitch SHOP-athon.

Then to top off MY fabo night, the amazon addict sent ME $250 amazon GC which I need to go spend on items on MY wishlist.which is exactly what I am going to do right now.
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See all the shit amazon addict has gotten boned for!

you too can Buy ME shit at Amazon!

Guys who are paying LOVE TAXES. Get a hold of ME. I am going to try to switch everyone over to the new system. The guy with the initials m.j. who has been paying the $100 weekly switched over as soon as I commanded him to do. That’s a good boy. How about you make another regular donation to keep you busy. 😉

I’ve got you bitches shopping like silly!!
I made an entire BIKER BITCH WISHLIST for MY bike gear plus fulfilled stuff I’ve gotten already.
twinkie got My custom saddlebags today which are $565. I’m getting them all studded out.

smalldickSD surprised ME with a $400 GC from Harley Davidson. I ran straight over and got My new Screaming Eagles with them and some foot controls and foot pegs. I still need new footpegs for the passenger. Somebody get ON IT! Also the Kit for the signal relocation is needed RIGHT NOW so I can put the SaddleBags on. The clutch bracket kit is also high on MY priority list.

I still have to get a few more parts for when I change over to these new exhausts–a different aircleaner and a computer chip installed. Will probably run $400-$500 for this. This is going to be an expensive hobby for you boys. My chopper is totally chromed out. There is NOTHING else I could possibly add to it, but I’ll be keeping you VERY busy with My Harley.

This spazz named pete made a $100 donation last night, then followed immediately with another $300. he’s such a total fucking loser.

Slapped a few of those pics of ME in the blue and black latex dress up to keep you all drooling til I get off My ass and take new pics. NEW MINI GALLERY!

HAHA I made My sissygeek make this for Me. The original is on fagarina’s journal. I want some more of these pics! Make a little trophy plaque with cardbord. Cut a hole in it and slit it so your head fits in without making a big giant hole as big as your head, it has to be just as big as your neck or it will look lame. Then take a pic of your face with animal ears on or antlers on your noodle. fagarina was SUPPOSE to stick his tongue out like a dead animal but “forgot.” he’s such a doofus. So the rest of you need to stick your tongue out and maybe black a little bullet hole between your eyes. hahahaha! he is actually wearing those antlers. They arent photo-shopped on. Only the plaque was shaped because fagarina also screwed up his cardboard plaque and it just looked square.

Update: $500 from black pooch. Far cry from what he SHOULD HAVE FUCKING GAVE ME.

Special delivery from latex lover! he sent Me 2 new helmets, a little do rag and a pair of chaps. The chaps look awesome on Me! It’s too fucking hot to wear the chaps though. It was 103 today!

Hang on, members. I know I got to do some new photos soon. I’ve been totally fixated on MY bike thing the last few weeks. Maybe I’ll get a few shots in these new chaps though. I look so HOT in them.

fagarina’s big box of giant shrimp came today. These are the yummiest shrimp. Speaking of shrimp, shrimp! you have an assignment, fagarina. It BETTER be done or heads ROLL! Contact ME on sunday so I can snag that $200 out of your account while you look on helplessly. heehee

$300 from sissy tommikins. Unfortunately he called ME too late and his seedy bookstore where he goes to suck cock was all closed. No dickie-poo for tommikins tonite. Oh tommikins, I wasn’t ignoring you when you called back.I got another call. I can’t fucking believe you can’t drive a stick, what a TOTAL fag!

$500 from toiletbrush. he still owes ME a LOT more! $200 from cheesedick.

easy, you owe ME $300, you impotent, baptist sack of shit! I recommend you send it. amazon addict I’ll be updating My amazon wishlist JUST for you. 🙂

UPDATE:
SHOP MY HARLEY LIST!
Veronica added a bunch of shoes to HER wishlist. Get to it,boys!
Veronica updated Her amazon wishlist.
Leaving at 4:30 to go price bags.

PICTURE MOVED TO MEMBERS ONLY!

I bought it!!

I’m the proud owner of a DynaGlide Wide Glide.

HAHA I have Hers and Hers bikes! GAWD DAMNED! I’m such a fucking spoiled bitch!

TIME for you bastards to DIP INTO THOSE WALLETS AND DIG DEEP cuz I’m CHROMING THE FUCK out of this baby!!
************EVIL WICKED WITCH LAUGH!***************

Working on MY Harley wishlist right now. 🙂 I totally have to put Screaming Eagles on this thing THIS WEEK. They sound TERRIBLE with the factory pipes. Think I should get the Bologna cut or the Slash down?

I went to another Harley shop today, picked it out and they are holding it for Me. I went too close to closing time, but I am bringing the fucker home tomorrow. I changed My mind again! I’m getting the Dyna Wide Glide..NOT the softtail! (Long story) I had that Harley guy running in circles. I WANT one of you pigshits to pay for it.the whole fucking thing..thing is.I’M NOT FUCKING WAITING. I’m getting it now and then I’m busting balls! I totally have to redo MY Harley wishlist..don’t get any accessories til I update it. The Wide Glide is bigger than the softtail. At first I wanted the softtail because it’s suppose to be a smoother ride, but this wide glide is so pretty and has so many more shiny parts! Here’s what they look like. It’s has front forward controls and fits Me so perfectly. Just getting it in black. I have to get My insurance in order and have some paper work faxed, but I’m picking that baby up TOMORROW NIGHT at 5:00! WOOHOO for ME! JEALOUS?
Fuck, you should be! I’ze so purty I deserve two motorcycles! A $25,000 custom chopper, a $46,000 new truck and a $18,000 new harley all in one year. Me and MY toys! teehee Funny part is, I pay in cash (well I only paid half My truck in cash)..it’s YOU STUPID BITCHEST that are in debt! HAHAHAHA! Neener neener neener~ All this shopping has ME tuckered out. I need another vacation!
I’ve been all obsessed with getting this Harley thing done. I’ve been going from Harley shop to harley shop. Some of them are kinda far away..but the hard part is over now! I’ll be around all day for phonecalls today and tonite.

father flatulance did $500 today, amazon addict sent $200 on amazon, $200 harley fund donation from some mystery man who only used his initials. hmm, can’t really remember what I got the few days before today.obviously not ENOUGH for Me to be excited about.

I have been putting the PRINCESS MIND MELD on blackpooch and convincing him that he will march to the credit union tomorrow and get a $15,000 loan to pay towards My bike. I think he just might do it!! If he doesn’t. well, I’ll be very disappointed and come down on him and destroy EVERYTHING around him like the fucking PLAGUE!

I will fucking be SOO jacked up, if he BITES THE BULLET and pays for this bike!! I’m going to get the softtail standard and make you bastards get all the chrome and accessories. Here’s the beginning of MY harley wishlist
http://www.harley-davidson.com/wishlist/wl_listing.jsp?wl_share_id=2253998844324841

I have a few things put in twice, because I haven’t decided which I want yet. But top things I will want will be the bags and the windshield. I think I will get the seat right off the bat as well as different pipes. I have a few things up there twice, because I still haven’t decided which I want yet. I’ll be working on MY harley wishlist today.

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Check this shit out. Ebay owns a percentage of NiteFLIRT! Ebay owns PAYPAL who shuts down adult accounts and freezes their money for a year to maintain their wholesome image, yet when it comes to cashing in on the adult business–they are all for it. How fucking surreal.