Update: vintage furfreak just sent $400 tribute

I got $400 from a british guy in a town called edinburgh. he’s paid Me before but I can’t remember if I ever gave him a nickname or not. he’s a strange little fellow. he wimpers on the phone and moans outloud, “nooooooooooooooooOOOooo don’t make me! not that!” HAHAHA fucking drama queens crack ME up.

Sharon’s hubby bites the biggie and paid another $500 today. he still hasn’t a clue that his money is disappearing and where it has been going. Sharon’s hubby is all upset because I had Sharon empty all his rogaine down the sink and replace it with hairspray months ago. All the little baby hairs he had proudly grown back after months of fastidious Rogaining has all fallen out. HAHAHAHA! he has no idea why it all fell out, but I like the idea of him being all sad about his balding head. Sharon pissed ME off so I made her lace hubby’s dindin with laxatives again last night and he’s still sick from it. Anybody have any ideas of some more wicked pranks I can make her pull on her ol’ ball and chain?

Who wants to shop for My next photo shoot?
Oh somebody get SouthPark season 6 off My amazon wishlist too.

Won’t be around tonite. Perhaps you can catch Me after if I’m not too exhausted from MY night out.
Oh started My period yesterday, so insert your tampons, periodboys!

Isn’t this the saddest picture? 🙁 My friend took it on Her camera phone to memorialize this sad occasion. he’s in a perfect position to kick in the butt.

Bike is still in the shop and it was weather was pretty nice today. Took the chopper out today for a bit.

UPDATE:

Look at this stupid email.
Subject: nearlydead
“hi mistress i hope you ruin my life soon because i have 6 months left to live now and need to feel unworthy before i die and humiliated.i can smoke if you require but my g.p has told me to quit cigs and drink.i wish to leave my last will and testament out into your name.beauty comes first and you are far more beautifull than my old wife.”

Yawn..whatever. If you are going to die, (sha’right, heard that one before) what do you have to lose? Nothing. Go make a donation and don’t bother Me until you have sent at least $500. http://bitchybeauty.com/donations.html THEN we can discuss how you will spend the last days of your pathetic life.

GRRRR! What a shitty 2 days. Last night, the starter on my brand new fucking Harley went out! Totally! Had to be towed. Sucked SO much! It’s in the shop right now. It’s all covered by MY warranty but still fucking annoys the HELL out of ME. It’s a goddamned $18,000 bike and the starter goes out? So we get stuck on the side of the road on our way to dinner. We’re all starving to death. I call 1800-ClubHog for roadside assistance and get this nasty ass looking tow-truck driver who took forever because they called a place all the way on the other side of town. he got out of the truck looking like he had died and gone to heaven. I wanted to kick him in the balls the second I saw him. he says “thats a lot of bike for a little lady”. I’m like “I’m a good 6 inches taller than you, little guy”. he shut his fucking yap and loaded MY bike up. I was not a happy camper. Me and my friend were like being total bitches fighting with each other, “Ewwww..I’m not sitting next to the tow truck driver. YOU sit next to him.” Needless to say, I wasn’t the one sitting next to the greasemonkey. Ugh. What a fucking grisly experience. Im sure this will take days for ME to recover from that ordeal.

Then I get home to discover that MY evil angel fish has taken to swallowing up My neons. That fat little bastard ate 10 of them!!!! I look at the tank and I’m like where the fuck are all the neons, just in time to see that angel fish swallow one up! I couldn’t believe that he got it down. So anyway, the angel fish started acting all funny probably from gorging himself on his tankmates and when I woke up this afternoon he was totally dead. Fuck him! I’m going to the petstore later and replacing his ass with something else. No more angel fish. That one grew so fast and was mean as the dickins.

Then I have fucking assholes like deryck trying to play tiddlywinks and waste MY time. KILL YERSELF ALREADY, deryck!! Whiney ass toiletbrush trying to get attention when he has YET to pay his $1000 penalty. he pays off $200 and thinks I am going to give him attention? I DON’T THINK SO. PAY your penalties or SUFFER your punishment, toiletbrush!

Oh and doombrit, GO FUCK yerself, asswipe! I made you the FREAK you are today. I made you. I will be the one to break you. you’ll never get better, you crazy ass freak of nature!

I feel all hostile today, like busting balls and fucking up lifes! Don’t piss ME off today. I’m going to go work out and burn off some of this energy.

Forgot to mention $100 from ross.

OMG brad the fag I found your dream shirt!!! Actually, I think sissy christina needs one too. HAHAHAHAHHA!

My goodness! MY new clips are turning you dinks into zombies!

Just got $500 from munny hunny and $200 from loopyforlegs. Who’s next?? Oh yeh then there’s that guy who’s bought Me a bunch of stuff off MY amazon wishlist. I WANT MORE! FETCH!
SEE MY FULLFILLED AMAZON WISHLIST

Here’s a shot of easy’s $300 and black pooch’s new gas card.

Woohoo just got $1000 from some schmoe name russell briggs. Dude is drunk off his ass in a hotel and I’m making him guzzle down more! Maybe I can get another $500 out of him. Yay!

$100 from wimpydog and $500 from smalldickSD who is going to be soooo fucking poor this week because of ME and MY videos. HAHAHAHA !

Some of you guys are having probs viewing the free clip. I don’t know what to tell you. It works fine for ME on realplayer and quicktime and it works on aol on one of my computers but not the other. So hell if I know what’s up. Keep trying different players.

Better look fast, because I don’t plan on keeping this free clip up for long!
Watch Princess fluff Her hair!

Members: I added a few MORE CLIPS just for you, suckass!
One of Me showing amazonaddict/liljoe the boots he bought.
One of Me telling toiletbrush about his penalty.
And one of Me admiring Myself.

Sound quality isn’t the best. I still didn’t fix the mic problem. My videos have you boys worked into a lather! Prepare to be ROYALLY SCREWED!!

K, Members Video Clips are up. Some of them turned out having crappy sound quality because I was using my laptop’s mic instead of the mic that came with the cam. Oh well. Sucks for you. I’m sure they will have you all in a freak frenzy.
MEMBERS VIDEOS HERE!

Added just SOME of the clothes I have received the last few weeks. I still have gobs to include.
FULFILLED WARDROBE

After My workout I am going to try to really concentrate on updating MY new wardrobe wishlist because there is absolutely nothing left on it for you losers to buy.

Also a few more fulfilled items on MY BIKER BABE wishlist.

Update
$1,000 from deryck t who disappeared seconds after he sent the money. Really, deryck..you are such a BORE sometime. $400 worth of yummy steaks from Allen Brothers from toiletbrush, some items disappeared off MY amazon wishlist and sissy christina sent $215. twinkie just bought MY contact lenses. I know I am forgetting other donations..but I really am too exhausted to think straight. yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

A video message to all you worthless asswipes who have not made yourselves useful to PRINCESS recently.

CLICK HERE!

(This clip wouldn’t work on aol browser for me)

I’ll have a few little video clips available for members only as soon as I get them resized. Took a road trip today. I’m exhausted! Going to work on clips.