Yippy dingdong! I actually got a check today from NexusXi for $5303.76. I’m really suprised because I thought I’d never see that cash again. Usually when these processors go under they take all your money with them.

I just boned amazon addict out of $400 of amazon shopping. heehee he just gets easier and easier! I’ve goten 643 Items on amazon. Let’s get it up to 700!
My Fulfilled Amazon Wishlist
$500 from amsterdam ham and $200 from the brad I mentioned a few days back. he reminded Me that his nickname was jackoff judas

Oh, boys! If you are one of MY paying piggies give ME your cellphone # and name of provider if you have text messaging. If you are scared to give the # to ME sign up for http://www.textnation.com and send me your link to your text page and I will add it to Mine. This page programs your cellphone # in there for text messaging but I don’t actually see the number. It will be a fun way to keep you under MY thumb while your in the office. Plus I can invade your personal space whenever I BLOODY feel like it!

UPDATE: GODDAMNED it that toiletbrush messed up the HOTEL.com GC. The one gift I was looking forward to the most. FUCK! I am still want more HOTEL.com GC’s SEND THEM! SEND BIG ONES!

Slow day today. I just got $300 from moneyhoney, sent easy out to buy $50 of those cell phone loading cards for My the new cell phone that I will be using on trips and future travel. he didn’t have to send it to Me, just gave Me the # and I programmed it in. I don’t give out MY other cell # to you pervies. I also like that I can register this cell phone in a phoney name, cuz it’s reasonably easy to get cellphone information. This phone# I plan on giving out to a chosen few for when I’m on the road. No reason to call it unless I tell you I’ll be using it though, boys. you gotta buy a load card to get the # too! HA! I actually got FAGARINA programmed as #5 on MY speed-dial. How sick is that!?! HAHAHAHA his personal ringtone is the sugarplum fairy song. I also figured out how to email this cell a picture of fagarina so his face also pops up when he rings it. I want to have My slaves’ fugly faces show up on the screen when they call. Wouldn’t it be funny if I lost this phone? heehee

toiletbrush bought MY $30 mascara, $120 at LongTallSally’s then another $380 shopping for clothes at the JLO store and some other place. I’m STILL not done with him! I’m going to try to get him to pay for My short trip in january.

I’ve been hibernating in the house cuz it’s FREEEEEEEEEEEZING out there!! I think I’ve lost 2 lbs. Let’s see what was on My menu today.

Lunch BLACKENED CHICKEN CREOLE SALAD (SO YUCKY!! This will be deleted from my future menu)
Dinner TURKEY MEATLOAF WITH CHICK PEA SALAD (Pretty good but such a tiny little portion. I ate my snack like an hour later cuz I was starving.)
Snack1 MACARONI AND CHEESE
Snack2 Raspberry Swirl Cheesecake
Midnight Breakfast APPLE BLINTZ

Still shopping on toiletbrush. Let’s see.. we spent another $250 at Pollo and he also bought ME the wheeled laptop travel case and a $50 cellphone card off My amazon wishlist. divorcee also got ME the little suede bag and a few clothing items off MY amazon wishlist too. Check out MY fulfilled amazon wishlist. I rattled sissy tommikin’s cage and he sprung for $400 tribute today too.

I’m still perusing site after site for more things for toiletbrush to buy ME!! It’s hard finding cool shopping online. You have to go through so much of the same shit to find new stores! Truly, looking for new websites to buy clothing is THE TOUGHEST part of My day.

So maybe I’ll be taking some pics in that new latex dress and get old latexlover worked up into a slather and in “the christmas spirit.”

Oh My god StarWars revenge of the Sith. SUCKED THREE KINDS OF CHEESE!!!!

UPDATE: $200 hotels.com GC from toiletbrush 🙂

Heehee I just got $575 from that loser guy with the irish accent who pays and runs away every few months or so! Ha Ha sucks to be you, freak! I know I gave him a nickname last time, but it’s been so long I can’t remember it.

toiletbrush is totally getting his amex card used up by Me. he sent $200 and has done around $700 worth of shopping. he got Me a coat and jeans from American Eagle. Another leather purse, and about $300 worth of stuff from Victoria Secrets and some Silver jeans. I’m TOTALLY not done with him. I’m looking for more stuff to make him get right now! Yes toiletbrush, I intend to screw you over big time!

fagarina was forced to go to BestBuy and spent over $200 for a new cell phone. I received $200 from the ukranian too. easy spent $300 on nano 4 GB ipod and accessories.

amazon addict: I’m waiting for that GC you friggin GIMP!!!

I’m accepting HOTEL.com Gift Certificates. This is to cover some of the travel expenses I will have coming up in the near future.

Had a fun night out last night. Drank some funny blue drinks and danced all night, but daaaaamned it was cold out!

Getting used to MY little zone diet.
Today I had:
Lunch Lentil Soup with Chicken
Dinner GRILLED PORK LOIN WITH BARLEY PILAF & GREEN BEANS
Snack1 BLUEBERRY MINI MUFFIN
Snack2 BAKED APPLE WITH RICOTTA
Midnight Breakfast TOMATO BASIL OMELETTE WITH SLICED POTATOES

I was suprised how much barley pilaf tasted like rice.

I’m back! Gawd! I hate flying in the winter. Flights were a mess! Wasn’t fun travel. I’m glad to be back. I have another little “business trip” I have to go to 3rd or 4th week of january. I need to run some charges. Later!

$100 from stockingtop slave, he sent $100 but I wasn’t home to return his drunken emails. sucks to be you stockingtop. If you want a reply start with $500 from now on! Woohoo I got 4 more week of the Zone Diet Delivery from vintage furfreak. Which comes to about $300 a week. Around $1,200 for silly diet food.
Nobody got Me any NETFLIX GC’s yet!! HURRY UP, assholes before it expire!
BUY ME NETFLIX GC’s!

Oh that new guy who sent Me $400 for the first time the other night has been named wrapped aroundm MY pinkie. he sent another $200 yesterday. $100 from brad (not brad the fag) brad email Me and tell ME what your nickname is. I can’t friggin remember but I know you’ve been paying for awhile now. father flatulence got Me the printer on MY fulfilled amazon wishlist.

I’m not home and won’t be home until thursday but I will be online in the evenings from MY hotel.

WOOOOHOO I might get that $5,000+ that NexusXi stole from ME when they went under. (Remember, they went out of business and screwed over everyone who used them for processing.) I won’t hold My breath though. I think it’s been a bit over a year now.
http://www.nexusxi.com/

Update: Oooh. I got a really nice quality long wool coat today in the mail from cheesedick. Very cozy. twinkie was humiliated by MY post about his cheap little donation so he tried to make it up to Me by getting the big suitcase off MY amazon wishlist. See MY VERY fulfilled wishlist

A new guy paid $400 for the first time last night. his name is michael and he says he has been drooling over MY site for eons without paying. you owe LOTS in back wank-time, freak-o! After he paid though, he just sorta logged off. Musta spanked himself into oblivion or something.

$50 amazon GC from the fat british guy. I used some of it for the last Star Wars movie. fagarina did $150. Another new guy calling himself “netdude” paid $200. he has A LOT to learn and has obviously been talking too much to phonesex girls on keen. Very PERV-O vibes and seems to think it’s his god given right to masturbate on a call. Won’t be talking to that moron again until he learns some manners. $100 from the baboon. $400 from terrance and a measly $100 from twinkie. I think I’m missing someone else. Oh yeah. Today I got all the Chrome Auxiliary Accessory Switch Housing Kits for My Harley from bootfetish guy on yahoo. he said he ordered them all a few days ago and they showed up. Weeeee!

Well, I haven’t cheated on My zone diet yet. Then again, it’s only day 3. Today I had a really gross chicken and 3bean salad thing with vinigrette in it and like 10 grapes. (I’ll be leaving that out of the menu from now on) Then I get stringcheese and apple for a snack. Dinner is couscous, asparagus and like this microscopic portion of salmon. Then for snack there are 3 totally tiny little berry cups with ricotta cheese. Then at midnight I get my breakfast muffin. I’ve discovered if I skip breakfast and save it for like 10p.m – 1a.m. I can get through the day. If I eat the breakfast when I wake up, I am totally starved at night. You aren’t suppose to do that but I doubt others on this diet sleep til noon every day. So oh well. I think I’ll be able to take 5 lbs off by my vacation eating like tweetie the bird. I bet I’ll gain them right back plus 3 on vacation though. Last trip we ate SO MUCH and drank sweet drinks ALL DAY LONG. This resort is suppose to have AWESOME restaurants. Anway, the zone food actually is fairly tasty (cept the bean thingie so far–hmm.the cheesecake wasn’t so swift either), but the portions are SUPER SMALL. I must really eat huge portions regularly if this is how you are really suppose to eat. The food thing is kind of fun in a sick way so far. I’m sure I’ll be really fed up with it soon though.

I SO want a personal chef. Where do you even find them in smaller places like Columbus? Then again, I know if it was a man chef, I would have no self control and would be telling him to make me bigger portions and decadent desserts OR ELSE. Goddess only knows how fat I’d get if left with a chef-man-slave at MY disposal. I guess I’ll stick with this for now.

Oh I think that Dell is totally gonna be trashed. I called Dell and they walked me through some steps and they think its the motherboard.

loopyforlegs: send ME $200! I know you’re their panting over those BOSS Girl pics NOBODY can RESIST MY THIGHS!