I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! I had a great time. It was far too short a vacation though. However, I don’t think I’ll be going back to this resort. I like really small resorts, (less than 100 rooms) and really personal treatment where the staff treats you like they are your total slaves, this place was a bit more generic and common and although it was smallish, it wasn’t quite small enough for My taste. The resort also was chock full of honeymooners and perverted old rich guys sneaking off their young girlfriends while pretending to be on ‘business trips’.

We had a blast in the ocean and got to do a lot more swimming and boogie boarding then we did last time. We slept on the beach, tanned by the pool (well I didn’t really tan..I was gooped up with an inch of sun block.) She tanned, I vegged.

Agh! My precious face is so bloated right now! For real. Here is ME the day before I left on vacation. (maybe 2 days)

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Check out the second shot of ME! Hell-O!I still look look adorable but in a younger, poochier face way. Same thing happened last year. Remember that shot of Me in orange with the burnt face? It’s rounder here too!

I think being around the equator does something wacky to Me! My feet won’t fit in MY every day boots! ANYway! 5 lb Damage report! But I’m not too upset because I lost almost that much before I left. So back on those DISGUSTing Zone meals for ME. It’s just amazing, cuz a few weeks ago I was stressing that My face might be getting longer. HA! I guess that’s what happens when you gaze at yourself in the mirror 3 hours of the day every day. Really. I can’t help MYself. How can I NOT admire Myself in the mirror everytime I pass by?

Hopefully I’ll be feeling MYself in a few days cuz I feel really strange since I got back to Ohio. The weather was so depressing to come back to. But I had fun fun fun! GAWD I wish I had made it 2 weeks instead of one! 🙁 None of My friends can ever take off that much time at once. Sucks the big wang. Oh I started MY period on the plane ride home. How convenient was that? At least I was sitting in First class, suffering with My period pangs. Stick in your tampons, period boys!

Oh I totally loved the red suitcase I got. There is so much room in it and it expands and it’s very lightweight cept I went over by 5 lbs and had to shuffle some of My shit into My girlfriends case. heehee We were heading for the luggage claim and I was bragging how easy it was going to be to find MY suitcase because NOBODY but Me was going to have it and lo and behold there was TWO just like it spinning around the luggage belt! boohoo. I was really hoping to get a suitcase that would be easy to spot that nobody else would have because a year or so ago I had a mishap when returning from visiting MY mom and accidentally picked up some ladies suitcase which was identical to Mine and brought it home. Forgot to look at the tag. Oops. My bad. The owner of the suitcase looked to be a real nutcase. I open the luggage to find this creepy little arsenol of clothing and toiletries that was ALL individually sealed in zip lock bags! EVERY single friggin item! Crazy old lady. I bet she almost had a heart attack when she got home and unzipped her bag to find all MY half-assed folded jeans, logger boots and crop shirts and the other half of the suitcase TOTALLY packed full of hair product. heehee The airport actually picked up the suitcase from My home and redelivered us our respective suitcases. So I wanted to avoid another suitcase mishap.

I wasn’t going to post even TINY pics of Me, but when I came home and found a GIANT stack of boxes waiting for Me and several grand in donations (most from latex lover and the ukranian– the rest of you are still fucking mooches)I was buttered up a bit.

Hi hoggyboys! Well, Im having a verrry relaxing time. I still like the other resort better. It was more private and the food was better. The pools and scenery are all gorgeous! The grounds are beautiful and the pool is ENORMOUS. It´s all 5stars and stuff but there are more people here and it doesn’t feel as personal as the last resort. I’m getting all gagged out by the amount of hot women with dirty ugly old trolls. Must be a money thing, but jesus. No amount of money is worth screwing those filthy old men, girls! GROSS GROSS GROSS! I’m talking MAJORLY NASTY old pervs with 20 year old hotties. It just gets ME all riled up and ruins MY vacation. Anyway, I’m not all burnt! I´ve been really putting on the sunblock and wearing a hat, but I’m soooo bloated. I´m not sure if it´s a combination of MY period that should be coming any moment now, the food, drinks or the weather, but My poor little feet are totally swollen like they have been stung by a bee! Other than that and a case of the frizzies, I´m having a lovely time and we´ve met some awesome chicks from canada and amsterdam. The weather has been PERFECT!

I logged in to count all MY “Pay Me to Play” vacation $$$ and I only see a few tributes!!! What the fuck is up with that you mooching sacks of shit!?!?! Fine! No sexy pics for you assholes when I get back. No peeks at My sexy resort wear, My sunkissed nose, My sandy toes and the pretty flowers I have been wearing in MY hair every day. you´re stuck with palm tree and parrot photos. FUCK all ya selfish old wanks!! I shouldn’t have to be here constantly ENTICING you chimps to pay!! you should be paying because it’s your fucking JOB to pay ME–because you were born to pay ME, destined to spoil ME and DAMNED PROUD to do it! Eat shit and die, you unworthy maggots! Oh and to all you fucking NASTIES emailing ME rude “requests”. Fucking go stick a meathook up your anus! This ain’t no peekshow! you want panties, titties and crotch.there are plenty of moneydommes who will be glad to show you lots of it.if they don’t show you now.just wait a few months, most wind up showing you whatever you want in the end. Send your requests to them and cram your $$ up your wrinkled old bung. I don’t take orders.

I’m going to have a CocoLoco and go back to forgetting you pudwackers EXIST.
Seeya, good puppydogs when I get back.

Howdy boys! Well I’m outta here. I won’t be back until December 30th. I’ll have MY cellphone with Me while Im in the airport and in transit and stuff, so if I can I might busy MYself with My mobile aim or sending you dumdums text messages. Cell won’t work at the airport, but I wouldnt be messing with it even if it did. I might log in once or twice to check MY billing and email while on the resort.

Oh fagarina, don’t forget to send ME that $200 friday. 🙂

I EXPECT to get LOTS of VACATION-DONATIONS!
SEND ME CASH WHILE I LUXURIATE at your expense!

New gallery is up. Isn’t it nice of ME to slap something up before I left. As usual, I’m quite stunning but I did acrap ass job with setting up MY little backdrop thingie. I’m so glad that stand is on it’s way. Hopefully that will help Me make some better quality shots. I’m just so friggin lazy. Anyway, legs legs legs! And we all know what that means! All the freakies will be lining up for MY abuse like ants at a picnic! My legs! God Bless Em! They are such friggin instant idiot makers!

So here’s the new gallery! Follow the link from here.

I also put up a Paid Vacation page for when I’m gone that I’ll leave posted here.
Wanna see it?
PAY WHILE I PLAY!

divorcee and frenchboy fuckup! you both owe ME some cashola!

UPDATE:
So I was going to take those latex pics and blah! So felt yucky and uncomfortable. So fuck that shit, I wasn’t in the mood. Here I am in some ME clothes. Oh the purse and the shoes were purchased by amazon addict. Actually so is that pink sweater and the skirt is from toiletbrush.

HAHA froggy! you are SOOO fucked now!

This and some other pics from this set should be ready in a day or two for Members.

$300 from sissyjason too. he’s been hiding.

So david who has a thang for really tall Women towering over his lame ass called ME today and lost $300. I think I gave him a nickname before, but I’ll just call him the ewok from now on. $100 from the pakistan pooch and vintage furfreak got Me about $100 of hair products. I also made easy so weak last night that he promised to send Me $300! Send it to My POBOX this time so I can get it before I leave for MY vacation. Leaving the 23rd. Yay!

Oh guys who want text messaging not only do you need to give ME your cell phone# you need to give Me the name of the provider or like I mentioned a few days ago, sign up for that free service I posted and send ME the link to your page.