I’m STILL IMPATIENTLY waiting for that Harley leather jacket and a new gas card! Who’s gonna get them???

amazon addict caved again. he had been holding out on ME for a few weeks in hopes of recovery. Silly. Silly little men. you can’t “get better.” Well, on to the good part. amazon addict’s other side, “froggy” took over and sent him to his yahoo messenger and straight back in My web. $350 worth of GC shopping. Check it out for yourself. I was in the mood for a bunch of new work-out clothing because I’m starting a new circuit class on monday. Well, froggy..as usual a pleasure chatting with you..MY PLEASURE.
heeheeeheee Look at the SIZE of that Fulfilled Wishlist!!

Oh then this little fat college kid popped up. he sent $300. Then POOF disappeared. Today though, he claims to want to be on his merry little way and never chat with ME again and begged ME not to post one of his photos. I don’t know what the big deal is. he looks like every other fat boy.

amsterdam ham sent a $500 donation and got Me some shampoo and SideKick screen covers. toiletbrush bought Me a few things from Victoria Secrets. I’m looking for something pretty to wear for MY next set of gallery photos. he’ll be shopping for clothing for that today. I’ve actually been getting more requests for business attire shots. Hohum..I have no idea what I’ll wear next. But I need to start thinking about it, because it’s time for a new gallery isn’t it, suckerboys?

Oh I think I failed to mention that a few days back slutty suzy paid $300 and promised to redo his suckcock day next week. So for now I will stop with MY dastardly deeds, but will continue if he doesn’t get the cocksuck pics next week.

Oh, Veronica called fagarina on Her new cell phone and demanded a new top-up card for Her cell cuz she whipped through it REALLY fast. Of course he ran straight to it and called ME in quite a state. hahaha fagarina is going to feel like the world’s hairy-est WISHBONE being pulled on by both ME and My sister.

Oh you little wanks, will be happy to know that I now have quite a few of you programmed into MY SideKick address book. Last night when I was out with friends and they were checking out MY SideKick they all had a good laugh at the guys I had programmed into My phone and the caller ID photos I had attached. fagarina of course was the favorite. But I also had toiletbrush, amsterdam ham, the divorcee, slutty suzy, twinkie, the baboon and a bunch of other guys pics in there with their emails, phone #’s and contact info. They were clicking through them laughing and saying “Oh my god!” Everyone wants to know why the baboon “looks so sad.” HAHAHAHA They also enquired as to why blackpooch had a skull and crossbone across his photo and whether he was gay. (he had that nightie and lipstick on.) Wouldn’t it totally SUCK if I lost MY SideKick??? With all you guys humiliating photos, nicknames and real names and phone numbers on it?? HAHAHAAHHHAHAHA
You better hope I take better care of it then I do MY sunglasses. I can’t even COUNT how many sunglasses I lost this year.
Something to think about.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHA

mark francis why the fuck does that money you sent ME smell like cheap ladies’ perfume?? you fucking FREEEAK!

Guess what? I want another leather jacket. Most of My leather jackets are all slightly cropped. I want one longer one because the wind gets up my jacket and freezes MY butt off when it’s chilly.
Harley Davidson Leather Jacket

I’ve been playing with MY new SideKick all day. It’s pretty nifty. It has aol email programmed in it, AIM and Yahoo. They keyboard is much easier to use than the regular keypad. I also can program 2 or 3 other emails. Coolbeans. I love it!
sissy christina just got jipped out of $300, doomed brit sent $200, toiletbrush got ME a $50 Tmobile card, Red Drawf season 7, toothbrush heads for MY toothbrush and the leather pouch for SideKick. Some black guy named nigel called and gave Me his credit card but there was only $25 on it. FIGURES. Oh yeah $100 from a sissy. But I can’t remember what he called himself. It was the first time I spoke with him. Oh yeah, I just mailed toiletbrush’s $50 rebate in for MY sidekick. Nothing like getting paid to GET free shit. heehee

fagarina. don’t forget to send ME that Macaroni Grill GC you got for Christmas. Macaroni Grill ain’t exactly MY fave, but we gotta make sure you have jackshit.

Tuesday 1.10.06
Yay! sissy tommikins sent another $300! Woohoo! Way to go hootchie! toiletbrush got soo titiliated when I whispered evil-nothings in his ear last night that he sent ME another $300 in cash and promised ME a little VS shopping too. 🙂 I got $100 from this new old fart. he promised another $100 but then fucking lied about it. Fuck him. he can find someone else to sissify his dishonest ass.

Update: Sister M got Her new purse today and LOVED LOVED LOVED IT! She even added the matching checkbook to Her wishlist. She plans on taking a snapshot for you, M‘s bitch. Oh, still no watch. Check with amazon and see what happened. She also loves those Sketcher shoes she got using your GC.

Woohoo! Hurray for My henchman easy scott! As court recorder he had blackpooch’s journal all saved.
hahah So up it goes again. SUCK ON THAT, black pooch!

heeehee
Oh other good news. fagarina won a free trip to beautiful Puerto Rico, but because its nontransferrable and he can’t give it to ME, he isn’t allowed to go! awwwww..ain’t that sad? I could go with him, but then he would have to go too. So.I decided nobody gets to . Instead he can stay home on his webcam and wear a sombrero and pee in his face or something.

you still owe ME $300 easy. heehee Oh and did you get that neck band thing for the ipod??

For some reason I can’t get the SideKick back on MY wishlist. Maybe Tmobile doesn’t like wishlists either now. 🙁

I am impatiently tapping MY toe! Buy it NOW! Send it to this address.

toiletbrush, if you get it send it to the other address. you can ALSO send your apology.

Check it out. Young Girls Rob Pizza Guy

Update: Man, Sister M has been racking it in this week! M‘s bitch just sent her $500 so she could get that purse and boots on top of the $160 he sent her a couple days ago. heehee So anyway, we just got the purse but it won’t show on her fulfilled wishlist cuz it’s from Nordstroms. She’s still deciding on her boots and what she will blow that $160 on. I need to start her own little fulfilled wishlist I think.

What’s with all those flabbos in the gym today!? They’ll be crowding it up for all of 4 weeks. Please get OUT NOW, because you will never stick with it. Just like you didn’t last year. New Years resolutions are for the terminally unsatisfied, goobers destined to fail year after year. Oh, I am so sick of listening to friends rattle on about their new years resolution and how they momentarily get all gung-ho about these life changes they are going to make for the year. (The same ones they were going to make last year, but never happened.) Sometimes I think I must be the only person in the world who actually lives in eternal bliss and completely adores the person I am and the life I live. So people, if LAST year sucked, this year will suck too. Why? Because YOU suck. Now get your fat ass off the stepper, I want to use it NOW!

I just met the wackiest little freak on yahoo. he calls himself fifipoodlegirl. he’s friggin frenchcanadian! HAHAHAHA I toldja french were freaks! Well he’s not really french otherwise I probably would have sent him packing since I’m in a anti-french mood lately. Anyway, he likes to dress up like a poodle. We are going to work on making his outfit better. he his fascinated with Husky male dogs and fantasizes about them and humps stuffed animals! he thinks huskies are “very handsome.” And he likes to dream of himself as a little poodle and likes the fact that Huskies weigh more than him cuz he’s only 5’6 120 lbs. he doesn’t just want to have gross sex with Husky dogs, he seems quite enamored with them and talks about them like he’s talking about his Prince charming.
OMG men are FREEEAKS!

Here he is on webcam cuddling a plush puppy.

So anyway, the toypoodle sent Me $100. This was quite a hysterical conversation. I was actually kinda shocked for the first time. HAHAHAHA JEEEZUS one day I am SO gonna write a Best Seller! It is SO fucking SICK and WRONG that I find this shit so amusing.well..kind in a morbid way. Anyway I’m gonna make this one start a journal cuz his shit is surreal. POODLE-icious Fifi

Yay I got My 3-flicks at a time NetFlix year subscription from cumslut. Holy SHIT! I got some DISGUSTING footage of him! The most FOUL video of him bobbing for a turd in the toilet. It was SO FRIGGIN DISGUSTING! I will have to pass it out to those who want to see it, cuz Im nervous about putting it on MY server with all the new adult laws. you are SUCH a sick bitch, cumslut!!

$400 from some yahoo wallet slut guy. he pays other Dommes so I’m not so thrilled with his cash. $100 from cheesedick and $150 from toejamjam.

Why are french slaves such fucking creeps? I’ve been disappointed with several french freaks. They are such fucking liars. At the resort I noticed a few french couples and they were so odd looking and dressed so strange. (I also noticed the Finnish couples were odd too.)
I think I will be handing one dishonest frenchy’s phone number out for free phonesex.

I’ll be going out of town for a quick trip January 4-6. (Nothing fun or anything.) I’ll have MY cell phone with ME and will be online in the evenings some at the hotel. I’m a bit nervous because I am suppose to meet a few people the very same day (4 hours after I arrive) and I hope the weather is okay and MY flight isn’t delayed or something. I probably should have came in the night before and not cut it so short, but I really didn’t feel like being away from home another night. I do want to have enough time to get checked in and take a shower and do MY hair. My hair totally gets full of static on airplanes and sticks up funny.

I decided I want a t-mobile sidekick too. I added it to MY amazon wishlist. Since I’m going to be on the road more, I need to be a bit more mobile. The other cell phone has online access but doesn’t have a keyboard just a phone pad. It takes forever to fucking respond to a message. So I thought I’d try this too. I ain’t paying for it, so what the hell, right? I’m getting into guys just paying the pay-as-you-go phone card thingie. heehee These goofy phones keep you occupied when you travel. I was playing on Mine a lot in the airports while I waited for MY next flight. My sisters all want prepaid funphones too cuz they are all demanding phones from you freaks and cell phone cards too. I’m making easy scott get a pay as you go phone too so I can make him carry with him constantly and I can call, text and harass him whenever I want. I told him I want him sleeping with the phone in his undershorts on vibrate every night in case I have demands.

fagarina spent over $200, cumslut bought Me a year netflix but the little dumbass only got the 1-movie at a time package. Fuck that! I didn’t claim it and told him to call Netflix tomorrow and see if he can get 3-movies at a time instead. doomed brit sent $100 and terrance sent $350. The guy shopping for Sister M sent Her $160 amazon GC’s to get those boots, unfortunately Nordstroms is being a big pain in the ass and not accepting amazon GC’s anymore nor are they allowing guys to buy stuff off wishlists now. SUCKS ass! She is looking for another pair of boots to spend Her gift certificate on and will be adding more items.

Update:
My face is almost back to normal. pheww! Oh just got $200 outta the silly baboon. I’m gonna to Par-tay! Happy New Years to Me! And another year of enslavement, addiction and ridicule for you!

A guy named marc gave up $500 last night. he’s paid a few times in the past. he wanted to do a phone call after but he suddenly just disappeared! What’s with that freakie poo? Got scared? you can call tonite if you can grow the balls! hahaha!

The $500 gc from Sears showed up from slutty suzy while I was away. Do NOT think I forgot about you suzy. Now I’m back and ready to make good all MY promises, you shamefull hussy!

toiletbrush sent ME $250 bought we are waiting for his account to clear Mine. It better get here fast! Princess doesn’t like waiting.