UPDATE AGAIN: Just got $300 from slave2Mycurls. Still wrapped tightly in MY ringlets, locked in MY locks, captive to My curls!

UPDATE: LALALA!! $700 from vintage furfreak! I knew damned well that furfreak would NOT be able to resist those seamed stockings and would crumble into a heap with his wallet wide open for ME like he has done so many times before! $100 from fagarina who also sent $350 to the sisters!

My hump back alcoholic randy mersche has become quite the regular lately! he drank and smoked his pot and begged for “boogers” and sent Me $300 cold hard cash! Way to go randy. Talk to you next weekend. HA! Oh yeah forgot to mention the $40 cash I got in the mail from a tony. Good boys! Making ME and MY sisters all happy!

New gallery can be found in the MEMBERS preview.

UPDATE: uncle pigfucker is now up to $2,500!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Shit. I REALLY twisted My god damned ankle! Switched the photo. The other one looked a bit stiff. So if you were up early enough you got to see 2 freebies.

Grab your wallets, whip out them cards, bend over and spread em cuz I got new pics!

(second photo removed and placed in members only)
I’ll admit, I don’t look like the happiest camper in these pics. My little basement photo shoot was very frustrating. My new photography light fell over and has these insanely hot tiny bulbs in it. It popped out and burnt a hole in my basement carpet. So My carpet was ruined and MY lighting was shitty for the majority of the pics. THEN I ripped 2 pairs of stockings, twisted MY ankle in those damned lame shoes and started sweating up a storm before I could take but a few pics in the blue latex. Also the polka dotted dress had a lot of material that had to be tucked when you sat just right or it poofed out. Oh well. I wasn’t in the mood but MY legs couldnt have looked better! loopy4legs, those are your stockings you bought. Those Dita VanTease ones are totally long too!

I sent uncle pigfucker a picture and instantly got $1000.00!! I’m working on another $500 right now!

Update: This pic probably won’t be up long, cuz jewish piggy freak out and will kvetch whenever I post his face and he’s been pretty behaved..but I just couldn’t resist showing everybody at least for a bit. heeehee!

hahaha oh ally mcloser!! he is such a friggin scottish spazz. he called all puffing and panting on the phone and sent ME another $800 today!! Wooh Hoo! way to go freak. THEN sharon rolled in and sent ME $500 of her lame husband’s hard-earned moolah. I also watched her snip up 5 of her hubby’s favorite ties and wash the toilet with his electric toothbrush.

That fatmac also coughed up another $175 for Veronica as well as do a little shopping for ME. I need some bike luggage for the Harley. I’ll post the link soon as I pick out the one I want. OMG you gotta see the pics of jewish piggy in his mommy’s big mumbajumba sized panties and bra. HAHAHA and of course his little pointy hat! Oh yes and we can’t forget sinking frenchy’s cam debut in slutty lingerie. It was HYSTERICAL!

Just finished reading “The Reader”. Pretty good book. Had some femdom undertones to it but also some freakin’ weird shit too. Nazi chick who has sex with a 15 year old boy, screws up his life because he spends his entire life obsessed and in love with the memory of her. I was surprised it was a Oprah Book Club book.

Ladies. I’ve had 4 chicks contact ME about this vincent guy claiming to be one of My castoffs. I don’t know who he is. he didn’t pay a $2,000 release. he isn’t one of Mine. One Domme said he was claiming to be loopy4legs. I just talked to loopy and it’s not him and loopy’s name ain’t vincent. he’s jerking you all around and I can bet you..whoever he is.will not pan out. he’s a liar looking for a hand-out. When My guys get caught cheating..it’s generally NOT because they tell the Mistress they are one of My old ones. It’s because I post his picture or name and somebody recognizes it. Guys who cheat on Princess..DO NOT BOAST about the fact that they used to pay ME.because guys are scared shitless of Me. Dudes who brag about being old big spenders on Mine are generally jerking your chain to get you interested in cash or “insight.” Don’t be a dumdum and fall for this ploy.
Why is it that EVERYONE knows who serves Me.but I don’t know who serves everyone else? I am the center of the universe for so many! Guys even use this knowledge to try to bait dommes for freebies. hahahahaha Lordie. See guys..when you serve Princess..you don’t only become an addicted and exploited fool, you become an instant sub-freak celebrity! I’ll make you famous! If your face is on MY site.you can bet your happy ass that every other Domme and loser on the internet has seen it. Think of it! The who’s who of internet atm losers! Bask in the limelight of LAME, bitches. Show the world just how losericious you are! Fame and Misfortune can be yours forever!! hahahahahahah I love it! Not only do I get stalkers and impersonators, My slaves do too! hahahahahahaahhahaa!

update: HAHAH That scottish guy keeps sending the dough in! Now he’s up to $900! MORE MORE MORE! Ally McLoser is his new name. his accent is SUCH a fucking hoot. he sounds like scotty and he keeps saying Oh, Princess howdja get so powerful?? And keeps making these ridiculous “kissing your feet” sounds. hahaha OMG you’re all a bunch of freaks!!!

OPERATION NUKE PUKE is going strong! Thanks to the likes of lowlife freaks like doomedbrit and terrance, vaseline freak’s TRUE Nature has been revealed!! you wouldn’t believe how many volunteers I got! All these wankers are all pissed off and angry at vaseline freak cuz they wanted to see more of his demoralizing activities.
hahahahahahaha

Doing the happy dance!! God why do I love FUCKING with you freaks soooo much!??!?!?!
Really, you don’t know the warm fuzzy feeling I get whenever I know that I am the cause of a lowly jerkoff having major stress and depression!
Sooo.you all been missing ME? I’ve been so busy with shit! Oh charless wasserman.don’t think you got off scott free. I had to put vaseline freak in front of you..prioritize, you see. I’m finishing you off this week.

Princess fan lost $600. HA! Suck that, bastard! ally the scottish freak just sent Me $400. $200 from closet slave. Shit..actually I got quite a lot of donations since I last updated and can’t really remember them all. $75 from an andres, $100 from an andrew, $100 from a don, $100 from doomedbrit, $400 from terrance, $200 from a michael and $250 from randy mersche. I took off 5 lbs from MY zone diet. Maybe I’ll try for another 5 lbs. I got to take some pics this weekend! I need to find something new to wear. I’ll post shopping opportunities later. I still have some latex I need to take pics of..but I don’t know if I feel like squeezing into that shit..maybe something vintage looking. Got to think about it. oh brad the fag. I don’t want to hear from you, but I want more of that cumin salsa. Send ME some and some of the cheese I always make you get. Send it..but don’t call or write. Alright. I’ll update later! Tata dumdums!

Jesus christ I have gotten literally about 4 dozen emails of people pestering to know the details of vaseline’s punishment. Don’t worry. The man will get his just desserts. I’m away from home so I haven’t been able to put my wrath in motion. The little fucker disconnected his cell phone, so I have been trying to get a hold at him at work. I talked to the receptionist once, but his friggin voice mail kept picking up at the office. I’m thinking about slapping his picture up on cafepress on some mugs and have you guys order THE ENTIRE OFFICE VASELINE FREAK COFFEE MUGS!!

So I’m researching his wife today. Check this shit out.

(Her first and maiden name) Holm and Perry Holm, Lauderdale, MN, were married November 27, 2002. (his wife’s name) vocation is all about the mission of Concordia as she sends into society men and women dedicated to the Christian life through her work at Luther Seminary in St. Paul. (her first name) serves the Seminary as their Director of Publications.

OH MY GOD!!!! hahahahahhahaha FUCKING RELIGIOUS FREAKS!!!!!! MY FAVE!! This is gonna be SOOOOO FUN!! Perry. you begged ME to help you come clean if you ever betrayed ME. you WILL COME CLEAN!! And you will NEVER lie to another person again..because THEY WILL ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!! WHY THE FUCK do your sick ass perverted sacks of shit MARRY religious chicks??? What a polluted fuck you are!! And you know this sorry ass was applying for credit cards under her name?? Perry perry perry. you must pay for your sins!

Update later! Be back home tomorrow!

OMG HOW STUPID IS VASELINE FREAK!!??!?! GUESS who went psycho today and deleted his keen and myspace???? VASELINE FREAK!! HAHHAAH That bastard leaves his wife and moves into the freak cave and ONE DAY later seems to think he wants out!! Just yesterday he did two keen calls and was perving out on his webcam for anyone to see. I’m sure he was planning on deleting his livejournal, but when he started talking about going off the deep end I went in and and changed the password.

Last night he was trying to get Me to let him out for $50,000 paid in monthly $400 installments. YAH RIGHT! he owes several Mistresses sums he never got around to paying. Freak. I was looking forward to making this guy a celebrity freakshow. I wanted to make him like the vaseline version of fagarina or something. haha Now my fun is ruined cuz now I have to SQUASH him instead!!

Pay off? Not this time, buddy!! Fucking you up THE ASS for being a dishonest moodswinging piss-ant who disappointed Me IS WORTH MUCH MORE TO ME then $50,000!!!

But for real. HOW STUPID IS THIS GUY?!??!?! I HAVE HIS WORK WEBSITE WITH EVERY FRIGGIN CO-worker in his company and THIS FUCKING VIDEO!! This video is LONG and will take forever to download. BUT it’s a fairly terrible video to have floating around on the internet. Look at him BEG Me to fuck him up if he tries to quit! Now it just wouldn’t be neighborly if I didn’t follow through now would it?!

I shrink the video down when I get home. Of course he decides to pull this stunt when I’m traveling. HAHAHAHHAHA REALLY boys, you are WAVING THE red flag at the BULL,BEGGING ME TO CHARGE!! I have NO choice BUT TO MAUL this little liar!! IT’s a MATTER OF PRINCIPAL!! THIS man MUST BE DESTROYED! This fucker BEEEEEEEEGGED over and over for Me to “do the worse” to him. “NO mercy for the pig.” he gave ALL his information up in a few days..and now he thinks he can rub the cum out of his eyes and wake up from the bad dream..BUT NO BITCH!!! THE NIGHTMARE has ONLY BEGUN! hahahaha I am almost SALIVATING here at the prospect of DERAILING your LIFE!!! Right now I’m in the feeding frenzy moood. My TOES ARE CURLING IN ANTICIPATION of PEOPLE you KNOW WATCHING THIS!! And when I log back to your work website and see your name disappear of the STAFF LIST, I might just orgasm!!

oh and that “i’m depressed and inclined to commit suicide” bit you tried to butter ME up with ..REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLY pulls on MY heartstrings. HAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

Maybe you will get the “help” you need when your family totes you off to a padded room after they discover the TRUE you and see your fag ass in action!!
FUCK-ing A!! I had a feeling this one would go off the deep end. he was moving too fast.but I didn’t think he’d go sibyl on ME this early on..but what the fuck do you expect from a guy who gets his jollies eating vaseline?

So anyway, I’ll shrink this to a size that loads fasters and put this fucker on CD when I get home in a few days.

Sooooo Let The Games Begin!! Oh sign up if you want to be on “mailing duty” for operation NUKE THE PUKE!

UPDATE: Fist pics of vaseline’s new freak cave heehee his wife won’t give him any furniture..so he’s gonna be sleeping on the floor every night like some sort of animal. HAHAHAHAHA!

Any guys with webdesign talent out there are welcome to design vaselinefreak.com. Contact Me if you are a GOOD designer.

sinking frenchy I believe you’re wire just came through today. But wasn’t it suppose to be for $1300 or something??? I think you need a fucking conversion chart because I got $995. I don’t know for sure if it’s yours yet, but I’ll find out sure enough.

Ugh..first day of MY period and I feel like shit. I’m not going to the gym today cuz I’m too bloated and crampy. I did manage to lose 4 lbs and even BEFORE My period. Thanks to MY thousand-$dollar$-crappy-diet-food-in-a-box.

The ukranian sent Me $600 today which momentarily made ME forget about MY aching womb and twinkie dedicate $400 to MY short trip. (I leave sunday).

Veronica keeps snagging more money out of ! She got another $200 out of his ass.

I’m soo excited about a.k.a. the vaseline freak getting into his crappy ass apartment. I am waiting for pics of it and he is suppose to get them to ME tomorrow! I’m naming his new efficiency apartment..THE FREAK CAVE!