UPDATE:
Have phonesex with tittyboy!
Call tittyboy for some faggy fun.
heehee ok I got 100 from slutty suzy earlier today. Then he promised VTG $100 cash plus $100 best buy gift card. Then we decided to play a game where we would take turns calling and whispering unsweet nothings to him on the phone. First I’d call..say a few things.hang up and directly after she would. By the end of the night he paid Me another $100 and her another $200. hahahaha
I wish My damned purse would get here! sissy donna not only bought Me MY new coach bag he also sent ME $100 online and $400 WU yesterday.
hmm then randy mersch the humpback freak did his regular weekend binger call and lost $400 to his Princess. he also pointed out that I was spelling his name incorrectly with an e at the end and seemed to want to make sure I spelled his name CORRECTLY on MY site. hahah FREAKS! randy, keep on DRINKING!
father flatulence came out long enough to prostrate before ME, say his PRINCESS prayers and coughed up $500. At the end of the session he was literally crying on his camera, saying he was such a heinous sinner and bemoaning the fact that he is a TERRIBLE catholic. hahahaha burn in hell for PRINCESS, padre!
jewpig! I only posted your picture on youtube! If you don’t fucking get back to ME with MY dough Im putting up THOSE MAJORLY gross VIDEOS of you and before you know it howard stern will be calling you for interviews! hahahaha
Fuck I can’t remember much of what other guys have sent since MY last update. I know I got $175 from some biguy from KY, $100 from a brad from OR I think I used to call him something, but I dont really chat with this one and cant remember his little alias.
Oh lets see what’s new with Me? hmm Well I’m trying to decide if I want to vacation in the Caribbean at christmas or wait til febuary to go. I want to get reservations far in advance this time. Just had a roofer come over to give Me an estimate. I am going to have the entire roof re-roofed. Looks like its gonna run aroud 6,000 or something. I’ll get a few more estimates and be demanding more of your cash for that little expense.
So I discovered Princess aint exactly a roller coaster person.
I’ll give MY review of a few of the rides I experienced at Kings Island.
http://www2.paramountparks.com/KingsIsland/attractions/category.cfm?ac_id=18
Vortex. Scared the piss out of ME. This ride also knocks you around and your head is flopping all over the place. I decided I don’t like outdoor roller coasters. Seeing all those upside down trees flash by had Me worried. It has this crazy steep part where you shoot totally straight down going super fast and turns upside-down a fucking jillion times. It a six-inversion roller coaster and I will never get on it again.
Flight of Fear
The was MY favorite ride and we stood in line twice for it. It was a loooooooooooong line too. you go from 0-60 mph in just 4 seconds! OMG when you watch people take off they fucking BLURR like some crazy sci-fi show. Now MY girlfriend was a screecher. All ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The entire time. I even heard Her yell “helllllllllp!” hahahah I just sit there tweaked out and say Oh* My * Fucking * God! Now and then. This ride was fucking nuts. It made ME feel like I had no body parts, just some giant head being flung into space.
Tomb Raider the Ride
I liked this one and the lines moved fairly quickly. It kind of flips you upside down and about a few times. It tosses you around a lot, but I enjoyed the yelps from guys saying “ugh my crotch!” I guess the seat harness thing bangs the male yuckies a few times. This thing dangles you upside down just long enough to make you feel all goofy, drool all over the place and laugh hysterically for no reason. This one didn’t scare the shit out of Me it just made ME feel all giddy and spacy.
Face Off
There was no way in hell I was going to step on this one.
Whitewater canyon
What was scary about this ride was THE FUCKING LINE!! I’m telling you it was miles long..cept you don’t know that until you are trapped in the middle of it. You can’t tell how far the line goes. If you could see how far back in the woods the line is, you’d NEVER get into it. Scary part is, once you are in the line..you cant fucking get out. THERE IS NO ESCAPE!! We were trapped in line for 2 hours with all the sweaty, half nekkid fat hairy people!!! There was no bathrooms. There was no security. If someone fainted or barfed or needed to shit while in line..there would be no where for them to do it. When you finally get to the front of the line, you got to pee so bad you hardly notice that 1 minute raft ride. You get really wet in very little time.
