More shopping opportunities. twinkie just got the red shiny peeptoe shoes for MY next photo shoot. I added a few more things and will continue to add stuff tonite. Why hasn’t anyone gotten those awesome red shoes from Bebe yet.hmm??? Do your dorkly duty, dweebs!

Oh found out that the latex dress I am getting is all purple..not pink. hmmm.I already have a purple latex dress you little bastard. Guess you will have to make it up to Me by BUYING MORE!!
Ok I got the SideKick 2 so now I want the SideKick 3. So one of you can walk your happy asses to tmobile and buy ME one or bid on one on ebay.

Miss ME? I was gone all day. We put 200 miles on My harley. Had a blast! Ran into this GIANT group of bikers who invited us to go with them. I have never ridden in such a large group before. It was lots of fun and talked to so many interesting people. I also discovered how extremely difficult it is to operate a motorcycle while having a severe case of the hiccups! OMG I thought I was gonna die! Me and My girl look so awesome riding around on the bike. It was a beautiful ride. We saw the prettiest sunset I have ever seen around here. It was like the sky was lilac colored and someone splattered a big bucket of fushia paint all over the canvas and ran giant fingers across it horizontally. I’ve never seen the sky so extremely HOT PINK. Got back at 11 p.m. and then took a latenight dip in MY swimming pool. Quite refreshing.

We were laughing today at MY ability to distinguish the smell of farm animal shit. I’m sure it goes back to MY childhood. In gradeschool I grew up on a dairy farm. I also had to suffer through 4-H because ALL the little portuguese kids were in fucking 4-H. 4-H was part of being a portygee..if you are a portygee kid where I grew up..you ate linguisa, you have a Tia Maria and you were in 4-H. I’m sure 4-H is why I hate animals and only keep fish and men as pets. 4-H is fucking cruel and unusual and sucks 4 kinds of ass. They force little gradeschoolers to dress up in the world’s gayest uniform, pick out a cute young farm animal, name it, feed it, halter break it, teach it little tricks and pose it and then then auction it off for butcher while the children all scream and cry in horror! Anyway, I digress.so I grew up near cattle..and I have a fucking knack at being able to pick out poo in one sniff. Horse, goat, pig, cow, chicken, duck..hell I can tell if it’s dairy cattle doo or beef cattle poo. So when we ride by some smelly farm and I get a whiff of something I scream CHICKENS or PIGS or BLACK ANGUS or SHEEP!” and wouldn’t you know it.I’m always friggin right. Strange, I can usually take one whiff of you shitpiles and distinguish what kind of human excrement you are too! “sissy crossdresser! closet fag! wanker! troublemaker! secret blackmail addict!” hahahaha What kind of POO are YOU!? Whether or not you know which stinky mess you are..I can always figure it out! hahaha!

OH MY gawd! That was fucking vaseline freak who text messaged ME!! I can’t believe he is sniffing around again after I had a henchman send that video and pictures to his FRIGGIN WIFE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!??! What a glutton, huh?

Update Again
Got your WU, donna.

Yes! I just got another gas card from celibate george. This one is an Exxon card. One for Me and one for MY girl. Now, I also have 2 Shell gas cards already. I

Oh you spelled the last name wrong. Mandoza?? gross! It’s Mendoza but I should change it to Womendoza huh? Womendoozy. heehee

Update: sissy donna just western unioned ME $235. Will pick it up on MY way to the gym. 🙂

YAY!! That just paid ME $1500!! I’ll post screenshots later of the transactions. We had to do it in 2 transactions though. hahahhhhahaha! Fuck you jewpig! Update your fucking journal!
Here’s a screenshot of the $1,000 transaction. I’ll post the other $500 after it batches.

I got a funny text message from someone with a 651 area code asking if I’d take him back. you know who I think it is?..friggin vaseline freak! Same area code as him and one of the few who have MY sidekick’s cell phone #. HAHAHAHA! If it’s him, I will PISS MYSELF laughing!

sissy christina sent ME $200 and Veronica $75. Also sent fatmac out to buy Me this retro looking dress which I might possibly use for MY next photo set. he also picked ME up a skirt at The Gap which I liked.

Yay for vintage furfreak! I had locked him out of My memberships and made him repay for those last photos I took. I got a whopping $1,100 from him which will be used towards MY christmas time vacation. Well I already paid for vacation, but we will just say it’s used to pay off MY vacation expense.

I think I will try to do some more photos very soon. I’m feeling very inspired. Woohoo! twinkie did $300 today too. My cute coach purse arrived and I love it!

sissy donna that’s your purse on the right. sissy donna got his sissy dress I got him too. he’s gonna look sooo frilly and silly. donna sent ME $200 too and promises more on Friday.:) slutty suzy sent My sister Veronica $175. I’m sure she is pleased.

Went on a ride on MY chopper late this morning. Here’s the photo for those who have not seen it.DAAAMNED it was hot! Wasn’t too bad as long as I was rolling, but fuck it was HOT at the stops. I don’t take the chopper out near as often as the Harley cuz it hurts MY butt and back, but it’s okay for short rides. I get so much attention on that bike it ain’t even funny! It’s sooooooooooooooooooooooo loud. Speaking of, I think I’ll upgrading My pipes AGAIN on the harley. I want LOUDER!

Picked out My shingles for the roof today. Hickory is kinda reddish. It will look much nicer then the plain shingles I have now. House will be re-roofed next week. Well I’m off to the gym again. This week Im not near as sore. My triceps are getting bigger. Oh I put some gentle reddish highlights in MY hair for the summer. I have to decide if I like it yet. It came out a bit more red then I had planned, but seems like that happens every time I add color. I’m such a creature of habit about certain things.like MY hair. Why mess with perfection, right?

Pimping tittyboy on clips4sale. he got his first paying view today!

Just booked MY winter vacation for 14 days. This is a $12,000+ vacation, boys. GET TO DONATING! I’m leaving the 12 of december and coming back the 26 or something. 🙂 I can’t wait. I wanna take a vacation right now but nobody can get enough time off to go with ME.

$300 from msub who is officially part of MY collection of shrunken heads. $300 from slave2Hercurls, $100 from jackoff judas (he’s that brad from oregon who paid a few days back), $75 from a first time contributor from france named paul and $200 more dollars from sissy tommikins! tommikins, you just can’t get enough of MY abuse! Veronica also received $50 from slave2curls. fatmac bought Me more of MY hair vitamins and fagarina sent Veronica a $200 BestBuy gift certificate. Oh yeah fatmac also sent Veronica $250 BestBuy GC’s too.

$200 from the baboon

hahahaha check out doomed brit’s last letter. I am not sure if I should be offended or feel complimented. hahahahaha

“i hate you, i hate you, i hate you.

The worst decision my life was calling you all those years ago.

Since then i lost all my savings and self respect, i’m scared to have a relationship with anyone in case they find out my dirty secret, i drink vast amounts to blot out the thought that my freakiness is available for the whole world to see, i have bizarre fantasies “ that will never happen “ of you castrating me.

my life is very simple. I’m a nervous wreck thinking about you, so i drink to forget you, but drinking makes me think of you more, so i become even more of a nervous wreck, so i drink more, etc. etc.

I HATE YOU

P.S. I don’t think you’ll post this as it will scare away your “fresh meat”.

All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!
and you don’t really hate ME..you WUV ME for destroying you! For DESTROYING MICHAEL PAIGE and making you THE MUTANT!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!

I feel like a proud mama. Awww..look at the mutant I created! All bundled up in psychosis and guilt. Wearing a little diapey of self loathing. Hush little baby let’s hear you cry. Mama’s gonna bake your brain to smell it fry.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Oh here’s a special message for randy mersch who sent ME another $300 last night! Right on schedule, randy! randy..randy..randy..randy..ahuh…ahuh…ahuh…ahuh..randy! randy! randy! randy DRINK! randy DRINK! ahuh ahuh ahuh!
randy has turned into the biggest nutterbutter! he totally gets aroused listening to Me say his name over and over in evil whispery little voices and cooing “ahuh” in a devilish way. he also sits there shooting shot after shot in hopes of hearing Me give him a “high-5” over the phone as his reward. hahahaha OMG he is a hoot! he started out being kinda wacky..but now his brain is soooo scrambled!