men are strange
*in the style of Love Is Strange*

men..men are strange
But sweet Princess plays them for a game
Once you get it
It’ll never wanna quit (no, no)
After you’ve had it (yeah, yeah)
It’s in an awful fix.
Many people
Don’t understand (no, no)
They think it’s evil (yeah, yeah)
all the money in MY hand
your sweet surrender
Is better than a kiss
you can’t leave ME
Sweet abuse you’ll miss!!
(Funky Guitar Music)

[PIGFUCKER:]
Sierra

[SIERRA:]
Yes Pigfucker?

[PIGFUCKER:]
How do you call YOUR pigfucker?

[SIERRA:]
Come ‘ere pigfucker!!

[PIGFUCKER:]
And if he doesnt answer?

[SIERRA:]
Ohh PIGFUCKER!

[PIGFUCKER:]
And if he STILL doesnt answer?

[SIERRA:]
I simply say
Baby,
oooooh your a scaby
My stupid baby
you’re the one!

[TOGETHER:]
Baby,
Oohh baby
My sweet baby
fucking deryck over is FUN!!!

deryck sent $1,500.

I know you boys are crying for pics..I’ve been so mean this month! I swear after I shake this cold, I will get some up.

I recovered from friday for the rest of the weekend. Saturday and Sunday was absolute dudder. I slept like all fucking day saturday..I think I woke up around 8 p.m. Sunday I pretty much laid around on the couch, honking MY schnoz, and feeling sorry for MYself cuz I couldn’t taste food. I could eat jalapenos and not friggin taste them it was so bad! I had a few wankers call and hang up when I croaked hello and for the first time EVER..I really didn’t blame them.
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Well My voice sounds a bit cuter today. I got so much shit to do this week. Pictures, update wishlists, I need to make some video clips too. Seems all I have been doing lately is traveling, working out, getting sick and collecting CASH!!

Fucking yucky snow all over the place. I’m pissed!

Went out and partied with the gymrats last night. oooh MY head. They party harder than I have been partying for awhile. Im friggin sick again! I recaught my cold! What the fuck?! I am totally plugged up and sniffing and snotting all over the place again. I lost my voice too.

I can no longer use that little place where I pick up MY western unions. I like this place because they know about the “secret question/answer” option that most western union places don’t ever have a clue about. I use this option so I can have you guys send it to Sierra Horizons and I don’t have to use an I.D. Most dumbasses at gas stations and Krogers don’t seem to know about this option and it generally takes 30 minutes of them calling managers and Western Union to figure out how to do it. Anyway, I get a fucking strange phone call from someone calling Me “Miss Horizons” and it’s the fucking palestinian checker who got my phone number from the western union info calling to tell me what beautiful blue eyes I have and asking if I “haves a husband” and to inform Me that “he would be very honored to take me out for nice meal.” FUCKING A!! This guy was so totally mini-mart Borat. So at first.I’m confused..cuz this guy called MY perv line and I’m thinking it’s some spanker.until it dawns on ME its the brown fuck from the quickmart. So I am like.is this that palestinian freak from western union?? And he says “yes maam I am honored to greet you by phone.” OMG this would be totally funny if it happened to someone else. I didn’t even bother bitching at the store, because they all look related there. I think I’ll call and bitch to Western Union.

Shit I think I have a friggin fever. Anyway, sissy tommikins sent ME 5 workout payments while I was partying it up last night. $325 Good job sissy!! Why don’t you do another 5 and then go to the adult bookstore again as your reward! slutty suzy sent Veronica $500. suzy you owe ME a payment too. Where is it you bloated pigfucker? Oh and steven forrest sent $200 today too. Speaking of pigfuckers. My spinning instructor was reading My site and loves the term pigfucker and was calling guys pigfuckers to their faces all night long. heehee uncle pigfucker!! Where are you? I got your I.M. from last night. Are you ready to get fucked over for another 5 grand???

Shit! My ass is so friggin sore from MY workouts and spinning. This week we are meeting 4 times and then I am doing spinning 2 times on top of that. I still haven’t collected any GC’s for our dinner at the M. GET TO IT, FUCKERS!
Even though you dumbshits have been slow with the M-certificates, I did have a lucrative night again last night. I caught Myself another new slave. This one is a swede. he started out saying he could only donate $100..sha’right. I got $500 out of him. 🙂 steve forrest stole $100 from his dad’s wallet and of course I snatched it away. Guess who came crawling back? sissy donna. he’s been in the hospital again, WHICH IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE!! you old fuckers can sit there in the hospital wearing an oxygen mask, laptop in your lap and continue to pay ME!! you should be paying more than EVERYONE, donna, because you have one foot in grave with your cancer and old age. you aren’t off the hook from serving Me until you’re dead on a slab. Got it?? he western union’ed $300 which I need to go pick up on MY way to the gym. you’re as good as dead, donna! Live each day like it’s your last! Max those credit cards, take out huge loans and spend your children’s inheritance on ME as fast as possible. Suck dick, swallow and don’t spit cuz you’re old sick and your days are numbered. Think of Me as the angel of death that God has sent you. Welcome to the Princess Hospice. I will help you die, donna!! I wanna make sure when you go, that they find you in a pink sissy dolly dress with a dildo up your ass. I’m here for you, sissy donna. I’m gonna help this crossdresser crossover!
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That’s so fucking evil, it’s funny.
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OMG I can’t stop laughing at MY own jokes!

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Oh I did it again!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHHAHA

oops Spoke too soon..total is now $5,000 but MY screenshot only shows $4,500 of it. I’m too tired to remake the screenshot, but I’ll do it tomorrow.

HAHAHA hey bitches! Bet I had a better night than you had! unclepigfucker (you all know who that is, right??) stopped by and got raped for $4,500!!

Muahahahhahahahahahaha
Click it and weep, fucktards and wannabees!

hehe just squeezed another $100 out of the canadian cashcow.so that’s 1,100.00. I’m going to want some more bathingsuits from pango swimswear and VS for MY next vacation. I’ll post a list when I have chosen them all. I need to start thinking about booking reservations for that trip too!

Hahaha canadian cashcow pops in outta the blue and this is the second thing he says to Me:

canadian: well i’m might try to stop myself, but i’d like you to take a 1,000 from me
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yay!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: lets do it bitch!!!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: (sent pay link)
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: send your first 500 there
canadian: alright
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yippy!
canadian: thank you
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: tell ME when its sent
canadian: i will
canadian: it’s sent
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: oooh let ME check!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hurray for ME!
canadian: yes, definitely
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: well lets not stop there!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: lets take it until it’s ALL FRIGGIN GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: (sent pay link)
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you can send the second 500 there!
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahah neeener neeener..I make you think with your weenier!
canadian: alright, guess i don’t get a few minutes to take it in that i just sent 500
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hell no
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: got to get it while the dick is hard
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: so send it
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: then you can call and celebrate
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you have any booze?
canadian: no booze around
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: aww
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: pooooey
canadian: drank it all last night
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you should drink when I am around
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: send the second!
canadian: alright, i’ll send it
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: hahahhaha damned your easy! I love it
canadian: quick easy money for you
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: yep! quick easy raping for you
Princess Sierra a.k.a. GOD: you gonna call Me after and thank Me for taking your cash??
canadian: i’ll thank you here..too shy/nervous for phone

So $1,000 in MY pocket in a matter of minutes! Christ Almighty, I love this life! I didn’t even have to work this guy over.he was already worked over just reading My journal. Wahahahahha!

Update:
brad the fag I have another items to add to your shopping list. I want a big friggin dry salami. The ones with big fat black pepper corns in in..not wrapped in black peppers I want big corns throughout. Go to a little italian meat shop and get ME a really good one. While your running around get ME some really good seasoned crackers and some crazy old cheese I’ve never tried before. For some reason, they don’t put peppercorns in salami here..or when they do you find one tiny piece after every 20 slices. I’ve been craving some really good dry salami. Chop chop fagface!

Oh yeah the gift certifcates for the M Restaurant aren’t for Me and My sisters.it’s for Me, My trainer and 2 new friends from spinning class. you losers get to wine and dine a bunch of workout fanatic hotties for the first time in your life! Well, from a distance, but that’s better than nothing, huh? If you purchase all the giftcards yourself ($500 worth), I will even allow you to call My cell phone during the meal and hear us toasting our wine glasses to you and laughing. hahaha! The opportunity of a lifetime, MY little freaks.
A few of you guys were all jumping around in anticipation thinking of Me and My sisters all being here in Columbus at the same time. No they aren’t coming here, but I plan on visiting them in a few months. Great to see them, but I hate visiting Oklahoma with a passion!

Click and see fagarina in all his sissy glory!
Yay new high resolutions of fagarina! I’ll have to totally redo fagarina.com with his new crystal clear shots!
Hey Bitches. Get a me around $400-$500 of GC’s from this restaurant. Wouldn’t you love to treat the Girls to one of the nicest places in town?

Awww..it’s always nice to read something complimentary about Me on MaxFisch besides “Sierra is Satan, Sierra is the Anti-Christ, Princess Sierra is destroying helpless men’s lives”.blahblah.

Speaking of destroying men’s lives..**Insert Homer Simpson drool sound.** “Mmmmmmmmm.Destroying men’s lives!”
I have to severely fuck with the livelihood of doomedbrit and mike g. I just have to decide who to do first!

HAHA steven forrest just sent Me $500..looks like he didn’t want Me exposing him. I have other guys to expose for their sins.

steven forrest sent $300 but he owes ME another fucking $500. I recommend you keep your word, bitch or I’ll be on your ass like bat out of hell!!!
bradthefag mcscrooge sent $100 and thinks now I should respond to his lame I.M.s. haha whatever bradley! I need some more hair product. Get your faggy ass to the salon and get Me some Joico K Pak Deep Reconstructor (not the leave-in). the treatment and some Joico K Pak Intense Hydrator. Hurry up and sashay, faggay. Last night this new guy named michael sent Me $200. haha I had this fucker take an ice cold shower and stand out side on his balcony and crawl around his yard nekkid in the frigid NJ outdoors in the middle of the night. he also fucked his ass with a cucumber out there and got all boozed up. you better be calling back again tonight, mikey, since you supposedly got another paycheck today. doomed brit, I believe you owe ME $100 for the 2 minutes I spent with you on the phone today. Yes, I do hate you. Oh yes and I just had latexlover spend $300 doing a little shopping for Me. Speaking of which, lots of fatty’s stuff arrived in the mail. I had a few problems with a couple of the things. Like that cute little tank top with the built in belt..the belt doesn’t stay hooked..it just comes un-done. 🙁 It was soo cute, but I have to return it, cuz it looks lame having a loose belt hanging around high on your waist. sigh..My online shopping is never done is it? It’s such a terrible chore to always having to scour the web for new things for you fuckers to buy Me.and the endless exchanges I have to make.

slutty suzy you cocknivorous (I should copyright!), dick swallowing whore! you owe some cash and fast!! We want that $$$$$ now!

Yay back to My training on monday! I missed it and the girls at the gym while I was on My little trip!