My favorite police officer got a promotion! We shall celebrate and you shall pay!! Woohoo!!!
Hi dumdums! My house guests are gone! Time to shop and send Me lots of $$$$$! Updated My Amazon wishlist with loads of goodies! Get your flabby, faggy, freaky, worthless asses in gear NOW! Taking phone calls from those who send a hefty donation. 🙂 Oh yeh, who wants to pay for My romantic cabin stay this month!? We’re thinking about doing it in about 3 weeks. you should all be getting back your tax refunds! Is that your check from the IRS?! I’ll take that!
Oh I really love the shower curtain terrance bought! Looks beautiful in My bathroom. I sent fatmac My old black Nike Shox. Wore the fuckers for years! I will be making a personal shopping list for him. I’m sure the aroma of MY blessed feet will put him in a stupor! Cha-ching!
Congratulations on Ms. HRC’s promotion!!! Her superior abilities and the power of Your super-human sphere of influence is too much for any poor male donut-eating officer to compete with! They’d better start getting used to reporting to Female Supervisors!
Let’s Celebrate!!!
Purchase everthing on her wishlist……Princess please add whatever HRC wants to your wishlist!!
HRC DESERVES IT!!!!!
EVERYBODY…..BUY, BUY, BUY!!
Huge congratulations to HRC on Her promotion and i hope She likes the boots i purchased to celebrate. Obviously, She deserves to be Chief of Police.