yo easy: Change your password to your yahoo messenger. I think someone might have gotten it through one of those password phishing pages. p.s. you owe Me $300
The freak who doesn’t want to mentioned here (we’ll just call him uncle pigfucker) donated $500 plus another $500 to insure his privacy. Hurray! $1000 for ME!
twinkie gave ME $700 for Valentine’s Day! yahoooo!! toiletbrush gave ME $200 towards My little trip out of town.
Oh randy called again and gave ME $300. he’s such a fucking weirdo! hahaha! Get this. he has all kinds of peculiar fetishes, for instance, he loves hearing Me say “ahuh” over and over and over. But tonite he made the STUPIDEST request. “Please talk like a demon!” hahahha! Say what?! This was soo inane, I couldn’t resist. Really. you should have heard Me. hahhaha I don’t know if I sounded ANYTHING like a demon but in between busting up in hysterical laughter I was hissing in this strange witchy voice things that drove him crazy. “DIE RAND-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Die for the Princess Demon! I will take your soul and send you straight to HELL! YESSSSSSSS..randy will rot in HELL for Princessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.” So I’m squawking like a harpie and he’s totally moaning in ecstasy and POW his dick friggin burps all over the place. How fucked up do you guys get?!?!?!?!?
Gotta get back on MY diet tomorrow. I was soooooooooooooooo bad today! I got this giant box of really fucking good chocolate and have been chowing down on it all day. Plus I had a friggin GIANT sundae/shake thing for dinner and a big hamburger. Oh the guilt! I have been working out 6 days a week, so it’s such a waste to eat like I have the last few days. 🙁 Oh well. Tomorrow’s another day! I think My big appetite is related to the fact that I just started My period today.AGAIN. What the fuck?? Didn’t I just get off the fucking rag a week or two ago?? This freaking blows. It’s like I’m having a little mini-menstrual.
I really should toss this giant box of chocolates but I can’t make MYself do it.
Speaking of food, I got a carepackage from brad the fag. Some awesome salsa, parmesean cheese and cashews.
