Dommy Dearest reporting in really quick to say “HAHA I fucking GOT ANOTHER $900 out of beerboy joe!” HOW the fuck do I do it?! Went out Saturday for dinner with some friends and then partied til like 2 a.m. I treated My girlfriends on deryck’s cash. I slept in til around 3 in the afternoon today and shitted away the day doing next to nothing. I had a date sunday night and had a scrumptious meal. When I got home, ol’ fatass joey was here waiting for some abuse. I gave him a few fullsized photos of Me he had never seen before and well..the rest is history.

toiletbrush got Me a few hundred dollars of Omaha Steaks. Yummy can’t wait for them to get here.

Making MY boys do some more shopping for Me. I have a fucking WONDERFUL idea for pictures. hahaha IT is SOO evil–you guys will FLIP!

OH ATTENTION DOOMED BRIT: I know your neurotic ass is reading this. Send ME $300 PRONTO. Didn’t I tell you? you AINT EVER GETTING BETTER. I AM SOOOO GLAD your girlfriend left you! If she knew what you REALLY were..she would have left you LONG ago! HARDY HAR HAR!