Update:  More stuff to buy!
Grey leopard top

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Update: uncle pigfucker paid off his $5000 ILU IOU fees as promised.  That coked up freak called back today after his entire drama with his wife and sent another $1,000!

Few more clothing items you fucks can buy. fulfilled by toiletbrush
Hippie top
Graphic tee
Exotic hardware top
Red Top

OMG!!! I just got off of the phone with a guy who calls every few years. he was doing coke and drinking. I got him sooooo fucked up that he was just blabbering like an idiot. he was so drunk that he didn’t seem to notice that his wife came in and was saying,  “who are you talking to????” I could hear her plainly!! She says,  “what are you doing?” he slurs, “I’m talking on the phone.” And she said “who are you talking to ?!?!” and he says, “who am I talking to?”  And I say “Jerry.” And he say, “hi Jerry.”  Then he sorta sounds like he is blanking out..and she starts sounding hysterical and demands, “WHO are you talking to!!” “And he says. “I love you, BitchyBeauty. Have you ever fisted a sissy?”  HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Usually I woulda been offended, but the fact that he was SO fucking enibriated that he forgot that his wife was standing behind him as he asked,  I didn’t really care! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh yeh. I got $1,000 outta this guy. If he was using a card other than amex express and if his pesky old wife hadn’t showed up, I’m sure I woulda gotten a HELL of a lot more!

hahaha! GOOD times! Going to bed!

Update: hairlip I added some kettlebells and some kettlebell workout dvds I want to MY amazon wishlist.  I know how you LOVE to get stuff for MY work-outs..so get to work on MY list!

Update: Actually I was a bit off on the total of the plundering of uncle pigfucker.
he sent $2,000 before the ILU game plus $400 clothing shopping. Then he racked up $5,000 in ILU charges and $1,000  charges for some photos he bought.   So far he paid $2,500  of those charges and owes $3,500 by Wednesday Jan 27th.

Me and uncle pigfucker had a great day yesterday! First he sent 2,500$  and did around $500 worth of shopping and then we played the ILU IOU game! Every time he said “i love YOU” he owed ME $50!  he racked up $5,000 and has 10 days to pay it off and already sent  payment today.  he’s always good at paying his debt to ME, so I’m not too worried. I know I will get it before the 10 days is over. 🙂 A few others of you have mentioned wanting to play the ILU IOU game.but you’re all too be of chickens to play!  What spineless worms.

douchey mcdouche coughed up another $500, but also owes ME another $500 tribute.  I want your ENTIRE unemployment check you asshole, NOT just half of it! hahahaha! LOSER!!  fagarina sent $250 and sissy tommikins sucked a shitload of dick and even got 2 in his mouth at the very same time!  I charged him 100 for each dick he sucked.so that was $400 in My pocket!

My fuzzy wuzzy tall winter boots came! They were bought by senor doggy.  Discovered them right when the snow all melted. 🙁  Damned it! Well, it took Me awhile to pick out the perfect warm fuzzy boots for winter, but I LOVE this pair.  They fit soo well! Look hot and are completely comfortable!

Wanna do some shopping for Princess?

zebra cardigan $88 Large
striped dress  $98 Large
tubular earrings $24
shrug $68 Large

Yay My friggin bathroom art took FOREVER to get here!!  They had a problem with the order, then lost it, then finally it arrived!  stewy rejoice! One of your purple towels can be seen in the photo.  twinkie, there’s the framed art, toothbruth holder and soap holder you bought, senor doggy there’s your little bar of purple soap.  Someone bought the framed mirror, counter top, faucets, someone bought that shelf, the towel ring, even the little night light–100% furnished by minions. you can see that MY house is full of little bits of you..of your sweat and toil!  Doesn’t that make you feel sooo special??  In some way you ARE part of MY world.  Continue to be a BIGGER part! By shopping and sending MORE MORE MORE MORE!  I love this bathroom sink because I did everything SUPER tall. The bathroom counter is super tall, the shelf is super tall, the towel rack is for a TALL person!!  Do you know how SHORT regular bathroom sinks usually are?? you never really notice until you get a tall one put in.  Everything in MY bathroom was purchased by a piggy minus the tiles.

Update: oliver twisted sent $1,000..but guess what.you were late.so you owe another $1,000!! I’ll be waiting for it!

oliver twisted your payment is late!!! you owe $1500!!! Do you want another penalty??

Another $500 from screwy stewy, $300 from fagarina, $500 from vintage furfreak, $300 from senor doggy, $500 from a brand new slave named tom from europe but I can’t remember what country he said.  yo tom, you sorta just poof disappeared after giving Me your money?  Did you like jizz your pants after pushing send or something? hahahaha!  FUCK! you a-holes are SoooooOoooo pathetic!

I have a shitload of exchanges I need to box up.

 So many goodies. Let’s see the last few days what have you little turds done for ME? $1500 from a slave who would prefer to remain anonymous (heehee), $500 from uncle pigfucker, $500 from jason,  $600 of amazon gift certificates from pathetic wimp, a new peacoat from tittyboy, pants from fatty, $1,000 from twinkie and lots of things have been disappearing off My amazon wishlist: Wii games, Wii Active, bath towels, BlackBerry and Wii accessories, heels, ect.ect.ect.and ECT!  I decided Wii fit is for total wimps, but Wii Active workouts are a bit more difficult.  We are totally enjoying the Wii, hairlip. you should be soo proud.  I’m sure you are chomping at the bit to make your first cash tribute of the year, hairlip! 🙂  Oh that “bob” guy who used to send nice fat cash tributes in the mail, popped back up and said he was going to send $1000.  I look forward to it, old man and I expect a LOT more in the future.  hmmm.you know who has been slacking?? That aussie wimpy fag wuss unroyal fool!!  Get your ass to the bank and send Me at least $1,000!  david b I got your box of goodies.  Why are some of the items taken out of the package?  you didn’t rub your  wang on My phone’s battery charger or something, did you?  I’ll be sanitizing everything just in case!  I was pleased to find the surprise $100 in the envelope.  From now on, ship everything to My address, there is no reason for it to go to your house first and have risk Me picking up some of your freaky dna or something.  HAHA! Now go make another $300 donation david b.   (did I ever give you a nickname?) Oh and I’ll be adding more stuff for you on My wishlist.

It’s fucking COLD. Snowy and cold.

 tittyboy has a few days off so he has been ordered to make some more fat gay porn!  Hurray!!  I’m sure all you fat mancows can’t wait to watch the cock disappear in his orifices, those titties flap and his flab fly!  hahahaha Oh grosss. That made Me wanna upchuck just writing that!!!

OMG toiletbrush, you are SUCH a major fag! Instead of sending ME a nice fat $500 donation to start up the year, I see that you are paying to watch old videos of tittyboy sucking cock!  OMGeeeee! How gay can you get?! HAHAHA you are such fucking german fairy-schnitzel!