Monthly Archives: October 2009

$3,000 smackaroos from oliver twisted!

$3,000 smackaroos from oliver twisted!

I woke up this morning to a little text from oliver twisted and received $1,500 before I had a chance to brush My teeth!  After our entire conversation I wound up milking a total of $3,000 out of him!  Yaaaaaaaay!

$300 from Sierra’sboy who’s been demoted to wankerexpress.  That other name is WAY too good for you, you fucking pervert!   It’s so disgusting how you try to beat off 90mph on the phone, hoping I don’t know.  you MAKE ME SICK!

twinkie bought about $400 worth of clothing for Me!

More later!

Shopping:

Get two of these nighties. One in red and one black.  Size L hair lip
Get this Blazer both in black and brown in size L  fatmac

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Busy as hell!

The bathroom is gutted and he’s working on it right now.

Here’s a shot of the tile, tile boarder, wood sample from cabinets I chose and the paint samples I am trying to decide on.

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Yay! $2,000 from the unroyal fool showed up yesterday! I’ll post photos plus his latest poem. hahaha!

I finally got those hot DKNY knee-high boots off MY amazon wishlist.  A gift from senor doggy and his pesky friend pequeno.   Princess fan looks like your ass is cash only now, bitch!

$300 from weakloser. Oops someone bought the gift you were! you snooze you looze!  Don’t worry I’ll find something else just as nice as maybe a wee bit more expensive. heehee  Huge framed mirror was purchased off My amazon wishlist.  I have so many wardrobe items I want bought. I will try to get more shopping items up today.  $100 from pedro.but insufficient! I demand another $300!  $600 from twinkie and lots of shopping!  Many more items and gifts received this week!  Oh to the french guy who bought ME that reddish skirt from Victoria Secrets: contact Me so I know how much it cost.  It fits wrong and has been discontinued and I can’t find the price of the skirt so I can make an exchange.

toiletbrush you are being penalized!  $400 cash BEFORE calling Me. No exceptions!!  you make ME wait, you SUFFER the consequences!

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Quick little post

Quick little post

Update again:  After vowing that he wouldn’t be calling ME again, he called before noon and in exactly 5min and 51 seconds paid another $500.  HAHA Sierra’sboy.you are so FRIGGIN pathetic..hysterical that you actually think for a SECOND that you can get over ME.  All the therapy in the world isn’t going to help your addiction to PRINCESS ALMIGHTY!. Fire your therapist!  hahaha  Therapists, meds and Jesus can’t save you from ME!

Update: $500 from Sierra’sboy.

I finally decided on my master baths counter top.  I went for Marble in Breccia Oniciata.  It should look sooo pretty!

Here’s another example.  Demolition starts next week.  Weehaw!

vaseline freak and fagarina both coughed up $300 each.   We are planning their dueling sissy video..the Double Feature Freakster Show!  Uh-oh!  I found this cute little sissy clown girl outfit..they will both be buying it so they match. Listening to them chatter and chant together is an absolute riot!  What 2 fucked-up little pussy puffs they are!

twinkie has been doing MUCH clothes shopping.  Somebody still hasn’t gotten those hot boots I just posted below. GET to it, you fucking dork asses!!  vintage furfreak popped out of hiding and did $400.  I haven’t update for over a week..and forgot about a slew of tributors.  Sucks to be you! Go make another one and maybe this time I will remember to brag about it.

Googling and googling fall wardrobe items is SUCH a fucking chore!  I’ve been looking at SOO many tall boots, I’m going cross-eyed!! Speaking of, I have a few items I might auction off here, including a sexy black lingerie I have worn, some thigh-hi leather boots that I wore a few times but didn’t like because the leather isn’t high enough quality and a few items I have worn for photos plus some ball-gags, penis gags and other goodies I have used on My slaves.  I just have too much shit piling up and it’s not the kind of stuff one would dump off for the Salvation Army. When I get around to it, I will post pics of the stuff and you guys can pay money for My old crap. Super Funness!

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Get ready, get set, SHOP!

Get ready, get set, SHOP!

Update:  Buy these boots in BLACK in size 10

More shopping.  I’m expecting a HUGE fall shopping spree courtesy of you douche nozzles!  Here’s my first order from Long Tall Sally’s.   Get to hacking on this list. Be sure to email Me or comment if you placed an order so I don’t get a bunch of repeats.  I’m still googling.  I want boots and skirts and more jackets and blazers!  If you have nothing better to do with your time..which you don’t.you can help by googling tall leather boots..the thing is..I want them to be tall! Find ones that have a shaft between 18″-20″.  you should love this assignment..you love looking for BIG SHAFT.  I also don’t want skinny spikey heels..I want chunkier ones between 3- 3.5 inches high..3.75 heels.maybe.but that’s pushing it.  So get to googling, cheapies.  The rest of you, go get your credit card because seriously..I’m TOTALLY cleaning My closet out and getting all new clothing for this fall and winter. I also think I’m going to start dressing a bit more sophisticated.it’s time to retire the skull tshirts and pink leopard mini skirts.  It’s hard to believe that I’m all grown up when I look so young and fabulous.  But yeh, more blazers, less hoodies for the Princess.

Oooh I’m really getting excited about My bathroom remodeling.  My new cabinet is sooo beautiful and is a very dark java brown.  I still haven’t decide what kind of couter top I want..I have marble now and have a few stains from hair color.  I want something that won’t stain.

Period is here!  Insert your tampons in your man-gynamus maximus.  Sell plasma 2 times this week and bleed as your Princess bleeds, then send ME the cash you earned for it.

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losers, atms and pay freaks, Oh My!

losers, atms and pay freaks, Oh My!

Princess fan finally did  $1,000. his first $1,00 tribute.   This is the most monumental achievement of his pathetic life.  One of the french guys..(but I forget his nickname right now).sent $800, even after he told ME in the beginning he could only afford $200.  Umm yeah, bitch!  Whatever you fucks offer, I always manage to manipulate MORE out of you. toejamjam did $450 today and got eat almost an entire shaker of salt today as his reward. Yay! Fun fun fun!

Somebody get ME these boots! Priority Item Get size 10 (waaah they arent available in 10!  senor doggy was going to buy. I emailed the store to see if they will be available soon because I really like them)

Somebody get Me these boots too! Size 10 in black

Few other things  I’d like

Another leather jacket size 12

toiletbrush, get that order at Gap through! I want those items quickly!

Oh I forgot to mention that ali mcLoser the irish mcFucktard sent $300.

fagarina and vaseline freak–BFF’s forever.  I’m totally going to make them get one of those little heart necklaces where each gets half of the heart.  Do you think if you stick a dildo on a pogo stick that they could pogo with a dildo in their ass?  Hmm..will have to have one of them experiment and find out.

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old flames never die

old flames never die

Hi My little dog-droppings!  Guess who’s back? toiletbrush ..he dropped $500 and I’m sure there is more coming from him!  sharon MY closet-case lesbian slavegirl forked over $1,000 of her hardworking hubby’s cash tonight!  Always a pleasure toying with My “un-lesbian” slave-ette and her unsuspecting, E.D. suffering, propecia popping husband. twinkie did $800 and will be doing more shopping for Me this week.  pedro lost $300.  fagarina sent $200 by mail but his tiny friend eenie teenie peenie called ME and offered fagarina’s credit card and I burned through another $250.  fagarina and vaseline freak are becoming BFF’s!  Ain’t that precious? They were  talking to each other on phone, playing silly reindeer games and being pervy little sissy sisters.

I’ve been on My redecorating mission!  It’s really quite consuming!  I finally chose My master bathroom’s cabinets today and ordered them. They should be here in about 30 days.  I’m still looking at counter tops and should have that ordered by the end of the week.  I am looking for a matching 48″ framed mirror for the bathroom too.  It’s turning out to be harder to find then one would have thought.  I chose flooring, new tub and tiles but still have to pick out the border tiles for the shower as well as find the perfect shower set.  hairlip, I returned that shower set you got Me, because I didn’t like it and I decided to go with oiled bronze instead.  There will be some money showing up back in your account from the return..you can compensate Me later.

Tons of shopping opportunity’s are coming up! I want LOTS of new fall clothing!  I’m tossing all MY old shit..I want EVERYTHING NEW!!  I am also decorating the smaller bathroom next and I need a new cabinet or perhaps a secretary desk for MY den because I’m doing away with this older table.  Shop Shop Shop and wish you could pop, slimeballs!!!

I’m still Diet Pepsi free.  I got over the addiction phase and now I’m not really fiending for it.  Yay for Me.

Ok boys..I’m back to googling future prezzies!

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