Monthly Archives: May 2009

Heehee

Heehee

Hey fatty.  We should totally put your photo on this site.

hairlip, boxes of your prezzies have been showing up! The diamond ring is too big, so I need to resize it.  It’s very pretty though! I also need to exchange the guitar shirt for another one. I really didn’t like the fit of it.  I will send it back tomorrow..get this one right now as the exchange (done). I don’t want to have to wait for them to receive the exchange first.

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Memorial Weekend

Memorial Weekend

This weekend you should REMEMBER to pay PRINCESS!  REMEMBER that I own you. REMEMBER that you are insignificant and inconsequential.  REMEMBER that I am the center of your universe and the reason you wake up every morning. REMEMBER that I am GOD.

Oh long weekend!  Let’s see I’ve gotten behind again in posting the lootings.  Here are just a few of the highlights from the last few days.  $500 from shitpig, $1300 from vintage furfreak, $575 from weak loser, $600 from the ukranian,   $200 from fagarina.

Yay My little liquor bar/cabinet finally came in.  I’ve waited far too long for it. I can’t wait to get it in place!

Found a few more shirts from Buckle I like.

Archaic Redeem Tshirt
Splatter top

Let’s hope it doesn’t rain today.

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Hi ho the derry-o! A shopping you will go!

Hi ho the derry-o! A shopping you will go!

Someone get ME this Leopard dress too.  Email Me for size and shipping information ect.  fulfilled by hairlip 🙂

MY little jerky-boys!  It’s still time to shop shop shop.
A few more items I want asap:
More Kinky Curly.  I just can’t get enough of this stuff stocked and I go through a lot of it, because I’m using it every day.  This stuff is like nectar of the Hair Gods to MY curls.  fulfilled by hairlip

Curls Gel-les’c Jealousy Get this too.   Oooh their new bottles are so cute. fulfilled by hairlip

The Buckle has tons of awesome tees and tops I want.   Get the *** tops first.
Zebra Flower Top at Buckle   ***
Watercolor Top at Buckle
Landscape Top at Buckle
Abstract Floral Top at Buckle
Feather Top at Buckle   ***
Lace Trim Top at Buckle   ***
Cheetah Top at Buckle
Buddah Tee at Buckle  hairlip
Guitar and Bird Tee at Buckle  hairlip
Peacock Top at Buckle

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Hola!

Hola!

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Shirt is from twinkie I think and the necklace I believe is from hairlip.  Just took this a few minutes ago.

OMG  check out senor doggy’s Cinco de Mayo photos.  Meet senor doggy and senor pequeno.  Otherwise known as Cheech and Dongless.  These 2 idiots were up all day drinking tequila and sending ME gifts. 

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wanker addict returns

wanker addict returns

Do you remember this fugly asshole???  he deleted his fucking journal in 2005. Pissed ME the fuck off. Bastard came back out tonight.   When I found out who it was, I said, “bitch, I’m going to fuck your wallet raw.”  Guess how much I screwed this stupid jackass  for?  $5,200!  Then they cut off his card for the day.    Hopefully he will be all horny on his viagra tomorrow and come around for round 2!!  If he had more on that card I would have taken EVERY fucking dime off of it, because this FUCK deserves to SUFFER!!!!  I mean, really!! Those fucking teeth!!! What the hell??? So whats the name of that weird looking guy on Lord of the Rings with the strange teeth that guards the towers?  They have the same scary mouths.

 So the new young slave is sort of bi-polar.   I let him wank today because he agreed to have his picture up  here for another 24 hours even though he paid the $1,000 fee to have it removed. Immediately after jerking it, he says..”I can’t do this anymore. Please remove the photo.”  I start telling him off and remind him that he’s young, dumb and full of cum which means he will be horny in 2 hours and not only will he contact ME again..he will BEG ME to let him keep the photo up for another week.  Sure enough..30 minutes later he’s groveling for forgiveness and begging ME to keep the the photo up.  To top it off, he sends yet another $1,000 of donations. HAHAHAHA!  So he’s all humble and begging forgiveness all day long and starts begging to wank off again.  Just to study this one’s nature, I decide to allow it –to see if he reacts differently than the first time.  Nope.  Same thing.  As soon as his dick spits-up, he says “this is the end”,  he won’t be contacting ME anymore. hahahahhaahaha!  WhatEVER, you douche nozzle!  I’m going to give you a FREE PSYCHIC reading, you, douchilicious, flat-chested moron!  you’ll be texting ME first thing with morning wood just begging Me to empty the rest of your savings account because you are a predictable,  dick-driven,  semen-laden, weak turdette.   It must totally SUCK knowing that as soon as your dick twitches, your brain is going to fog over and you are going to become one REALLY stupid mother fucker who’s going to get financially taken advantage of and manipulated into performing humiliating acts.   Welcome to your future!

 hahahahahhahahahahahahaha! Oh it’s so damned fun FUCKING with you fuck-ups!!!  I made like $8,000 in 24 hours. Not bad if I should say so Myself.

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Fresh meat…tenderloin

Fresh meat...tenderloin

Update:  douchey mcWanksta paid another $1,000 to get this photo removed..but I think I’ll do it later tonight. teehee

Behold My newest slave douchey Mcwanksta.  Nicknames are always funnier when there’s a “Mc” involved.  So anyway.he’s only 20 years old.   A young little tenderloin of a slave..young tender, untouched slave meat..veal. haha!

he sent $300 cash through mail and $300 online.  If he wants this removed tomorrow he will send another $1,000.  If he doesn’t send it.then I leave this photo up.

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