Monthly Archives: October 2008

Unroyal fool’s cash is here!

Unroyal fool's cash is here!

More shopping Opportunities. Winters here and I’m not even going to BOTHER unpacking My winters wardrobe..I think I’ll just make you all buy ME a new one!
This jacket in XL grey
Get this high boots in size 10
Someone get these shoes in size 11 They supposedly run small. Black leather
Update:  Fixed the link to the larger version of unroyal’s fool money shot.  Oh period just started.  I’m already feeling pissy angry for no apparent reason.  I want to lash out and hurt everybody!  your next, bitch! 

oliver twisted you owe ME $1,000. How DARE you call and promise it and not follow through!

Hey Looky what I can do!
oliver Peters Smith and your dear wife Petra
(removed oliver twisted’s address)

Here’s some shopping I want done. 
Contact Me for sizes and shipping info!
Purple Cheetah Thermal hairlip
Guitar Tee hairlip
Kobe Military Jacket twinkie

Royal’s Fool Cash Showed up $1300.  his Queens are laughing all the way to the bank!!!!!!

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Here’s a few gifts I got.  Ed Hardy purse, shoes and a really expensive blow dryer.  I got tons of other gifts this week. I just have to make some time and take some pics of them!

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hairlip is so hooked on Me!

hairlip is so hooked on Me!

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Check out the goodies hairlip got Me. MY adorable Sony laptop, the computer storage thingie, and a pretty orchid.  he also just got Me a new Ed Hardy purse, some eye shadow and some other smaller items.  hairlip good slave,  Princess fan bad slave.

$200 from sierrasfreak and $400 from sissy tommikins.

Goodies have been disappearing off MY wishlist including a snow blower, several coats and shoes.  Love it!

This weekend we had awesome indian food and watched Quarentine and hit the mall for some shopping.  I bought some new mascara and lip stain at Sephora, so of course I am going to make you fuckers help ME stock up on it.  I updated new items to My amazon wishlistfatmac had a wimp attack and bought a couple pairs of shoes for Me off MY wishlist and promised MY girlfriend a new pair of shoes as soon as She picks them out.   I made fagarina promise $200 and we are expecting $1300 from the unroyal fool. It’s coming through the mail from australia.  Yay lots of yummy crispies! pedro sent $200 and I’m still fucking waiting for his other payment! Hurry the fuck up, pedro or I will make you wish you were DEAD!  

hahaha tittyboy is such a freak. I still have to decide on which picture of Me I want tatoo’ed on his freakish body.   I want one that focuses on MY hair, curls and twirls twining everywhere..I think I want to get a mermaid/siren affect on it where MY hair is like spread out and reaching out all over the place.a picture of ME with piercing eyes and an evil smirk.   Keep starving you fat bitch!!  I can’t pimp you out as easily when you are such a big heffah!

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$1,000 from old guy george!

$1,000 from old guy george!

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Look what I woke up to!  Yippy!

frenchwhore paid $500 to get picture #1 removed because there’s a swarm of angry Mistresses on his slutterific ass, all wanting as much material on him as possible.  There  are, of course, 5 more photos..which are MUCH more damning and humiliating and all crystal clear digital shots not fuzzy wuzzy cam stills.  That was the “boring” one. 🙂

oliver twisted  just sent another $500 too! It’s a $2,000 day and it’s only 3:30 p.m. Not bad!  Rock on, Princess Sierra. Rock On!

These shoes came today. They are pretty friggin cute. I like them! I’ll have to check to see who got them.

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There’s fagarina’s cash. Btw faggy.you are sending $200 more this week!  Nothing you can do about it. I say it and you pay it!

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Zee biggest loser on zee internet

Zee frenchwhore is making his rounds again!  Click for a super clear picture of this sheister and slut.

hairlip is such a good boy. Always leaving Me surprises! he got some more stuff off MY amazon wishlist including an orchid, a 2.0 desktop hard-drive,  and My favorite urban decay silver eye shadow.

amsterdam ham did a $500 donation, $200 from the cheeseking and another $200 from pedro.  I am going to work on MY amazon wishlist tonight.  Did you all check out tittyboy’s gruesome Fat Gay Porn?  Here’s the teaser clip.  Ladies: DON’T click unless you wanna see one fat guy and a fat he-she-thang go at it.  It’s really enough to give you nightmares..SERIOUSLY!

Here’s the link for the full length pay2view videos of this freaky faggy fuckfest for those of you who are pathetic enough to pay to watch it.  tittyboy’s clips4sale

grandpa freakpie why didn’t you contact Me on yahoo?  Didya have a stroke or something??

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Laptop Died

Laptop Died

Update: Yay for hairlip!!  he bought My laptop without any prodding or encouragement!  he’s such a good boy.  Didja see how quickly I got that laptop? hahahaha! Whatever Princess wants .Princess gets.. FAST!

shitenstein just sent $500
BEHOLD shitenstein!

That’s one nutty S.O.B.! hahahaha!

One of My toshiba laptops totally DIED today.  I still have the big gamer one that grandpa bought Me.but it’s too big to haul around and I have one other toshiba, but I want a backup.  SO someone get the  laptop on MY amazon wishlist ASAP!  Who’s going to be the lucky guy to buy it and TOTALLY make ME happy?? Hurry up!!

 Miss Me on webcam??

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tittyboy on parade.

tittyboy on parade.

Because tittyboy/daisy/david barrett, who is a career firefighter, hasn’t taken this weightloss assignment seriously enough, s/he is going to learn a harsh lesson Tuesday night at 10 p.m. (addressed removed after assignment was completed) dressed like a hooker in red thigh high boots and full drag!  So if you’ll be in the area around 10 p.m., be sure to drive by and honk your horn.  s/he will have to videotape the whole thing from across the street, which should have plenty of traffic.

grandapa freakpie just sent $675, My new slave david who I am now naming lovesMytoots sent $300 and mrobot sent another $100. 

grandpa freakpie and toiletbrush are all going to their doctors to get Viagra.  Will be interesting to see what affect it has on them.

I should have updated this earlier, because I am totally exhausted.  Ill add more  details of My day tomorrow
 

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I’m outta here!

I'm outta here!

ali mcfucker where is that payment you promised?  DONT PISS ME OFF!

Me and My girl are going to the late movie tonight.  We think we might watch “Blindness”. Soooo I won’t be around tonight.

$300 from fagarina arrived, $400 from father flatulance, $700 from twinkie plus some amazon shopping.  My chewtoy got Me bunches of wonderful gifts on wednesday!  Actually he spent all afternoon bestowing gifts at MY lovely feet.  Cha ching!!!    Can we say “WRAPPED?”   Oh yeh, you pleased Me pretty good for a beginner ..but guess what? I want more!

For those of you who need to buy your viagra online.purchase it here and I get a cut. HOWEVER, it would be even smarter to you go to your doctor and see if you can get a prescription.  One of My guys told Me that he actually got it covered by his insurance. Just tell your doctor you can’t get it up for sex no matter how hard you try and that your dick only gets half-hard for the misses. Which is totally true!!  Of course this has nothing to with Erectile Dysfunction it has to do with MY brainwashing and super awesome powers! hahahaha!  Then you can just send all the money you save on viagra to Me!    Yes boys, I all want you to be popping the blue pill on and ONLY on payday!   There really is no reason for you to have a hard-on any other day of the month, right??

Checkout the poem that Her Unroyal fool sent today.

Princess Sierra made me what I am today,
A dumb little moron she can easily slay.
She broke my head open, put a straw in my brain,
Then she sucked out the goodness and drove me insane.
My mind is her toy, and she kneads it like dough,
Then she plants evil seeds that are certain to grow.
I give her my soul and on it she’d spit;
So now I’m just empty, a weak piece of shit.
I have no more pride, she plucked it away,
I’m helpless and worthless, and that’s where I’ll stay
Wrapped around her finger is where I am now,
A cocksucking freak, and two sisters’ cash cow.
V the Great takes my money, and laughs in my face;
‘Send more cash, loser, and do it at pace’.
I know that I’m nothing and will never be,
I open my wallet and they just laugh at me.
But the Sisters of Greatness are what I live for!
And I thank them so dearly for making me poor.

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