New shoes came.  Bet you wish you could worship them!  They were from simon’s huge gift certificate from Versatile Fashions.

With only 20 minutes to spare, the slut  paid the second $1,000 and all is well in the world.

It’s 4 p.m. I will give you another hour and half.  If you do not send part 2 of the payment, I am posting your identity and photo.  you will then be recognized by the drove of angry Dommes  who will descend on you like a pack of flying monkeys when they find out you sent Me that first $1,000. 

slave2curls came back from hiding and sent $300, the handsome pindicked slave sent $300 to remove his photo and the lovestruck ukranian sent $250.

Someone buy this quick

pedro paid $200 to get his fugly face removed from MY journal.

**removed prettyboy pindick slave’s pic because he paid a removal fee.

  For those of you who think that only disgusting fat slobs like you want to serve Perfection. Think again!  Here’s MY newest find and I had every intention of pimping him out as a stripper at the fag bars because he’s quite a handsome guy.   Unfortunately he has a 6.5 inch dick which is not a selling point for stripping.  Damned his pin dick! he is so going to suffer for this nuisance!

 Of course, then there is simon.

Egads!  you brits are always SOOOOOO fucking homely!! WTF!!!?!?!  This guy is in dire need of some manscaping.  What is that pube jungle between his thighs??   you are so nasty looking, simon!

Yay that $500 worth of crispies got here safely.  unroyal fool is as an untalented of an artist as he is a poet. hahahahahaha!

I also just snatched $400 from jewish piggy’s checking account.  Got a bunch of shit off MY amazon wishlist, some garden stuff like telescoping pruning stick and retractable garden hose, shop vac, small table, funky lamp and some other shit.  Lots more things for you boys to buy, though!  doomed brit sent a pathetic $50 tribute and simon sent $100 too.

I have some errands and appointments to take care of but I should be back later tonight. 

Yeh  (name of slave removed)  just sent $1,000 smackaroos.   We’ve made a deal that I won’t reveal his nickname because he’s a huge whorebag and tons of Dommes will be on his ass if they they find out.   IF he pays $1,000 more on tuesday, I will keep him anonymous..however, if he DOESN’T pay up by tuesday, I release the name and an angry swarm of moneydommes and Niteflirts will descend on his ass.  hahahahaha! 

I LOVE getting $1,000 donations I guess when it comes to tributes–I’m a total sizequeen!  Got a few things off MY wishlist included a little table, shop vac, bathroom accesory set.

louZer! Where the FUCK are you!?  I know you are reading! Send ME $500 you furry little fat fuck!

mrobot sent another $100 too.

  ho hum..kind of a quiet day today.  We had plans to get so much done today..but instead..we’re just laying around. Relaxing. 

I haven’t had a quiet moment since Pride!  All the freakies are out at once.  It always seem to be that way. Like there is some sort of cycle of the freak and you all get mondo horny at the same time!  So then I have to fucking try to juggle raping 5 guys on yahoo, 3 guys on aol and 2 on the phone all at the same time! Last night I had randy and the new guy on the phone.  First I’d talk to one for 15 minutes, tell him I had to do something. Hang up and then call the other and fuck him out of his dough.   Multi-tasking Wallet Master — that’s ME.

father flatulance sent $500, a new guy sent $175 last night,  randy mersch the humpback loser sent $300 and terrance sent $300.  pedro you owe ME another $200 today. Get to it! oliver twisted if you aren’t dead from our little adventure the other night, send ME another $300 to prove to ME you made it through the night in one piece because I am VERY concerned. (hahaha actually I’m not concerned in the least, I just want $300.hahahahahaha But it sounded good.) Before you do any more stunts like that again, we need to get your gravestone made in advance. BitchyBeauty.com I think it will be great advertising. Kisses!

I totally got to update MY amazon wishlist and use up some of MY gift certificates.  Our perfume showed up.  Vera Wang Bouquet for ME and Ralph Lauren’s Ralph in blue for Her.  Looks like the rain is going to ruin 4th of July weekend too!  It’s been raining sooooo much!  Ok, I’ve got a few things to do around here.  I will leave you with The Unroyal Fool’s latest poetic UnMasterpiece.  We are still waiting for his $500 to get here from Australia. 

 🙂

Princess Sierra rules all the world;
All men must bow when her flag is unfurled.
Her laughter is cruel, magical, sweet,
As she tramples her minions beneath royal feet.
Her beauty is more than any slave could bear,
And he worships her body, her face, legs and hair;
But all of this worship must be done from afar,
We can admire, never touch, so perfect a star.
She drives all men crazy, empties wallets, minds and hearts,
We’d all die from pleasure, to taste one of her farts.
No male of the species may touch, only see;
She is a proud lesbian, and will always be.
But men will keep giving, and loving the pain,
We’re thankfully for bruises, as she drives us insane.
We all have no purpose, no means and no ends,
But to swell her royal coffers, and hers sister’s and friend’s.
Our place is to serve, and to like it as well,
While she sits there and giggles, and sends us to hell.
But we’d all go there happily, any fires we’d face,
Just to have one more glimpse of that beautiful face. 
 

 I just got oliver twisted to send another $1,000!  Jealous? hahha oliver twisted, your life is totally OVER!!  I have completely KILLED the old you!!

mrobot activate!  HAAHHAAHA! 3 minutes after posting mrobot’s activation “trigger”, he popped up on yahoo and sent ME $300. hahahahahha! 

My Ed Hardy sunglasses are the cat’s meow! I love them, hairlip!