Monthly Archives: May 2008

Having a Blast!

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Wow it’s hot!  I’m kinda burnt, but we are already trying to decide when we will be taking our next Olivia vacation!  My girlfriend isn’t feeling so great tonight, so we are in our room hanging out tonight, but we will be back in the sun tomorrow!

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Everybody in our large group from Columbus are having a great time!  This is an all lesbian resort. This time there are a quite a lot more Hot Women and a larger younger crowd.  Woohooo!!!  Anyway, keep sending your cash, you suckers!  Know that Me and MY Girl are having so much fun and you fuckjobs paid for it all! HAHA! 

I know you are all missing ME terribly..now don’t go off and slit your wrists while I’m away..well unless your doomed brit or your credit cards are maxed out.

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I’m off!

I'm off!

Alrighty,  WE are leaving early tomorrow for vacation!!  We will be back May 17th.  Spend your time without Me wisely  — staring at MY beautiful photos, praying to MY image, and clicking MY tribute buttons on a daily basis!  Stare, click, pay!

$1,000 from the minion who has been awol for quite awhile.  $300 from slave4curls, who also had been trying to escape MY charms, $400 from sharon the slave girl, $500 from twinkie, $150 from pedro, $250 from terrance and a slew of boring $50-100 donations which I haven’t the time or motivation to list. 

I’m not sure as to what the Internet situation is on the resort, but I will have MY cell phone and should be able to check MY emails and text messages if I so feel inclined.  I really don’t see MYself spending much time online, but I might log in occasionally.  I’m going to have a ball!!  Goodbye little worshippers!   When you feel, lost, sad and alone..and without ME..you TRULY are COMPLETELY ALONE..just stare at MY newest photos, picture ME laughing and smiling and enjoying MYself on the beach, tan, radiant and happy.. then think how much you need to spoil Me.to be part of MY happy world, to be something that matters..MINE.

Now grab your credit card.and give ME what rightly already belongs to ME.  EVERYTHING you have.

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Facial Lasering Follow Up & Date.com

i’ve been begging and begging Princess to spare me from the laser on my face before it’s too late. But she wants it already done and overwith so i can’t even ask again. The first appointment has already been set though and i can’t get in any sooner than June 3rd. i’m sure i could be suckered so easily if She took me there Herself. But i feel so guilty since, like DDR pointed out, i will be the one actually driving myself there to do it. i am soooooo conflicted!!!!! i know how many terrible things Princess could do to me if i pissed Her off. But She can’t really force me to do it. And She isnt even enticing me with promises of any irresistable rewards. i will still be all alone at the end of the day–only with even less chance of ever getting back to an even half-way normal life.

And speaking of normal, i’m still paying the penalty for once trying to find real women to date on www.date.com, which is where i first used this name “David1962Dayton” and actually did date a couple women i met on there. But now i have humiliating pics and an embarrassing profile on there which does get responses of laughter and ridicule from time to time. They rejected pics in full drag, but i have 3 with just makeup and no wig and one with my mustache and bikini lines over my shoulders and a glossy substance on my face (which i’m sure they would have rejected if they knew what it was).

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I am FREAKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looky, MY Mystic spray tan. In a few days, I’ll have a real one!  Oh I can’t remember who got Me this sundress, but I love it!  It fits to perfection.  If I remember right, it was 75% off and cheap as hell but it’s SO cute!

Isn’t this a cute little toe ring?  toiletbrush got it.

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I created a little freebie page featuring a few photos of MY adorable tootsies.  you foot spazzes are gonna be sooo screwed!

Lots of prezzies and cash tributes and several boys who have been trying to stay away have come out from their hiding places! hahahaha!  Pretty fucking predictable.  I knew MY smashingly gorgeous photos would bring you fuckers to ME in flocks.  Reach for those wallets, pull out those pockets, and prepared to be financially ass-raped, suckas!  I’ll try to take some photos of MY prezzies and list donations tonight or tomorrow hopefully. It will all depend on how much of MY packing I manage to finish tonight.

hahahahaha!

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I love My new copper bikini, twinkie!

Ooooh twinkie! I heart MY new shiny copper bikini. I had you order 2 bottoms but I’m only keeping the one that fits best. The other one was too low in the front. (it’s loooooooooooooow.  I’m not wearing the low rider in the picture..and it’s pretty low.the other one is gross low).  toiletbrush, the top of that one bikini arrived.but no bottoms yet.  ALSO there’s  a problem with a few of the orders. I want this fixed FAST!  Yay! We are so excited about vacation!  I hope it’s not too hot though.  I’m totally always going to wear halter bikini tops.  I used to make the mistake of always thinking I needed to wear underwire, bra-type bikinis  but I’m finding they aren’t nearly as flattering on Me as these halters.  Also bow-tie bikini bottoms look great on Me. (The fat ties on the side, not the string ties with moderate bottoms not full. I’m actually surprised that a full bottom bikini makes your ass look bigger than a moderate one..surprise surprise!).    So Me and MY girlfriend officially have a different bikini for every day we are on vacation, and many more that we won’t be taking with us.  All thanks to you little pigdroppings!  I’m gonna spray tan today and one more time on wednesday before I go so I won’t look so white when I first get there.

Yes I know I am a friggin Goddess.  Now stop drooling and make a donation!

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Beautiful Day!

Beautiful Day!

$800 worth of crispies from a secret admirer!  Mmmm..anonymous money is THE SEXIEST cash around!

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Ok we are heading out for mexican food and the mall.  I have been having a total shop-a-thon with toiletbrush and I intend to do more with him tonight.  I’ll post a list of all the loot after Im done wringing his wallet dry! western union man arose from the ashes to send cash again!  I received $150 from his lame ass,  $400 from the ukranian and $200 from latex lover and a pink sundress from Princess fan.  My girlfriend absolutely ADORED those flipflops.  They are super cute. I might have to get a pair too!

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Shop til you pop!

Shop til you pop!

Ok..I know I said this like 3 bikini’s back but I want one more bathing suitfulfilled by toiletbrush Email Me if you wanna buy it!  Girlfriend wants a toe-ring too.

Here’s some toe-rings. Ring 1  Ring 2  Ring 3 fulfilled by toiletbrush

For the toe rings be sure to ship to this address.  Sierra Horizons   1933 E. Dublin Granville Rd #104, Columbus OH 43229

Heya My trainer who is also going on our vacation (a big group of us are going) added a few bikinis for Her Girlfriend on Her wishlist.  If you want to bikini shop for even more lesbians,  here’s My personal trainer’s amazon wishlist.  Here’s My pt wearing a bikini one of you schmoes bought Her last summer.   Hahaha it’s so friggin funny all you freakyleaky dicks buying bikinis for a bunch of dykes! hahhahahaha!  Oh be sure to chose EXPEDITED shipping.

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I’ve been watching Queen videos and concerts on youtube.  I absolutely love Queen’s old music. Really, they are the best rock band ever!   Anyway, I found a few songs that I had never heard. and went and put a bunch of Queen Cd’s on MY wishlist because I want to have heard everything they ever performed.  So visit My wishlist and get your ass in gear and shop shop shop!  I added a lot of stuff!  Somebody get Me that riding lawn mower while you’re at it! hehe

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