Update: December 5th. Don’t feel like making an entire new entry.
Yay! MY girlygirl Diane Von Furstenberg luggage is here and I HEART it!! Here they are Princess fan. The wall won’t be that color tomorrow. It’s gonna be a color called “rattan”. Anyway I Love love love this luggage. It’s reeeeally nice.
fagarina sent another $200 through paypal, sissy tommikins paid $300 and some asshole sent a pathetic $50 amazon GC. grandpa freakpie fed-ex’ed $500 cash and it should be here tomorrow. Grandpa has sent Me all his grocery money. he doesn’t have one dime left until he gets his next social security check. In the spirit of Christmas, I decided to send grandpa food..ya know the old cast-off shit I found at the back of My pantry, because ya know..if he starves then I won’t get his next social security check. This is what I got in the Feed Freakpie box so far. A bunch of ancient yucky Jenny Craig shit that I couldn’t stomach to eat, including 4 little packs of oat breakfast cereal, 6 meals that you don’t have to refrigerate–turkey chili, 2 swedish meatballs and noodles (GROSS!), Southwestern style chicken and rice (Gag!), 2 sweet and sour chickens (BARF!). Some reduce carb pasta which is probably 2 years old, Flakes N Fiber with Oat Cereal Expiration 2.12.06, a box of cream of wheat cereal expiration 12.3.1997!!!!!!, 2 cans of green beans, can of italian wedding soup, 3 boxes of gross nutritional bars, some nasty tasting low calorie microwave popcorn, 3 boxes of sugarfree jello, Chef Boyardee ravioli.(I don’t know how the hell that got in MY pantry), can of vegetarian vegetable soup, black bean soup, some disgusting looking marinated mushrooms champignons and a can of chicken which must be like 10 years old. That should keep him fed for a few weeks. I don’t know how a 10 year old box of Cream of Wheat found it’s way to MY pantry. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten that stuff in MY life. Anyway good eats for an ancient old man without 2 nickles to rub together. hahahaha!
western union man just sent $900!!
Wanna see?
Another $100 from the visa gift card guy. This guy has like piggy Tourette’s or something..out of the blue he loudly blurts “cha ching bling bling oink oink!” I don’t know which Dominatrix taught him to say that shit.but it’s a damned riot. What the hell? hahahaha
