Leave Britney Alone!
OMG had to share this.

Oddly enough, I’ve been getting subs asking Me what I think about the entire Britney ordeal. I really don’t care much. She never did anything for Me. She looks to be on drugs now.

Ok. For those of you with Nintendo Wii..should I make a guy buy ME one? Is it really that great of a game system? Is it exhausting to play? I’m thinking about making someone buy one this week, but I’m not sure if I’d really use it. I mostly just wanna play Zelda! How does it compare to XBox and Playstation 3?

Yay got new faucets coming for the kitchen and bathrooms! I’ve been looking at countertops again. I keep saying I’m going to have new ones installed but then I get busy. I’m thinking about Silestone. Anyone have it?

Update:
I just spent almost $600 on fagarina’s Lowes card he sent Me. he was crying when he found out but he got an instant erection!

OOh I love My big pile of brand new fluffy towels. courtesy of vintage furfreak.

Today I ran another $1,000 on grandpa freakpie’s credit card. twinkie sent $300 and also bought Me a pretty marble top accent table. fatmac sent both Me and Veronica $125 each.

Still looking for employment for grandpa freakpie. What a chore! Nobody wants to hire a pant-pissing bag of bones. Does anyone know any legitimate stay-at-home jobs that a decrepit old man could do? I guess envelope stuffing is just a scam. ho hum. Any ideas?

Had plans to go pick out paint today and maybe do a little grilling, swimming and hanging on the patio but we had a total rainstorm last night and now it’s all soggy out. Oh well, I’ll update later, gonna go wash MY hair.

ASSIGNMENT!
Hey I’m looking for a small liquor cabinet. Not a bar or anything, just a classy looking cabinet for liquor bottles a few glasses and wine glasses. Not a wine cabinet. I’m hoping to find it in very dark wood. No glass doors! Get to hunting on the internet and send ME the links to any pretty ones you might find. Chop Chop!

Be careful ladies!! This totally happened to MY girlfriend today!! Broad day light she was pumping gas into her SUV, got inside the car and noticed that her planner which she kept her credit cards in wasn’t where she left it. She then saw that her passenger car had been opened and left cracked open. Someone opened her passenger door while she was jawing on the phone and pumping her gas and ran off with her planner which pretty much had most of her life in it! Friggin scary!! Oh and get this!! She decided not to use her gas card and just use her debit card, so she had that in her hand. The culprit actually GASSED UP with her gas card at the same gas station within minutes of stealing it!! Sadly the gas station didn’t have a security camera on the pumps. After the fact, we have discovered that this is a very popular scam lately. Wish she had heard of it PRIOR to the incident. Keep your passenger door LOCKED! Anyway, she shut down everything and is calling to put a fraud alert on her credit report tomorrow. Fucking A. Now. for you guys to avoid this happening to you, simply mail ME all your cash and max your credit cards on MY donation page and you won’t have to worry about these thieves stealing your dough cuz I’ll be taking goooood care of it for you!

Yay MY credenza is here!

Not sure if I’m keeping the candles and clock on it, but slapped it up there for the picture. Picking out different paint for the room this sunday! Hopefully MY new coffee table, entertainment center and end table will be here fairly soon!

Oh joy! grandpa freakpie found some way to get a small loan for $1,300 or something. he just sent the application off yesterday, so I’ll be getting that too. I’ll be running another $1,000 on his card shortly as well.

I spent the entire weekend SHOPPING!
grandpa freakpie spent over $2,000.00 for MY new solid wood entertainment center for MY den and bedroom night stand for MY master bedroom.
At first I was determined NOT to get another wall unit but after looking at some consoles I decided I would not have enough room underneath for MY tivo, stereo, speakers, vcr, dvd player, karaoke machine and digital cable box and dvd’s..sooo ..I got a smaller wall unit. The other one I had was a whopping 80 inches wide.this one is only 53. Woohoo!
I also went and bought My massage chair with the gc’s he sent and it should be delivered shortly. Then I bought a new coffee table, an end table and this totally cool large decorative table (a credenza) for My living room. I have SOOO much redecorating and renovations to do.

My self-propelled, key-start lawn mower showed up today too. It’s quite the machine. hahaha Do you know I’ve never started a lawn mower in My life?? I wonder who the lucky freak who will be to use it first?

Saturday night we went to an outdoor party and the friggin mosquitos ate ME alive!! WTF?? None of MY friends got bitten but I was smothered with bites. I wonder if it was MY perfume or something. Then the next night we went to Barb’s cook-out and I slathered on the bug spray and STILL got bitten. Everybody and everything is so friggin’ attracted to ME! But anyway.. Fun Fun Fun weekend!

Still waiting on that leather dress so I can do photos. Blame it on the guy who got the dress that you haven’t got any new photos to worship.

Back to the gym tomorrow and spinning classes start again thursday.

Hey freakos! I have a BUSY busy weekend in store for Me, so I won’t be online much until monday evening. fatmac sent Me $300 and veronica $250. I made fagarina drive to BestBuy with his pants and undies in the back seat and buy ME $1,000 of Bestbuy GC’s. Get them in the mail and fedex them to Me, fagafreaka! I am still trying to figure out just how I want to spend My $3,800 promised by grandpa freakpie. he begged to buy Me furniture for MY house instead of just making a $3,800 donation. So far he’s been very good for an old fart, and I do need some new furniture. Right now I’m looking for the perfect television cabinet/stand. I’m pitching MY gigantic wall unit. I’m also still looking for the perfect coffee table.

$500 donation from terrance. I see $100 donation from a jason. Annoying boston slut sent Me a piddly $75, $200 gift certificates at some stupid store I’ll never use and $25 GC at some bookstore. The GC’s I think he got for his birthday or something. ali mcloser also sent $100 and WTF??? ali, you fucktard I said $500 MORE!!