Monthly Archives: August 2007

deadman does it again

deadman does it again

I just exploited deadman dan outta $600! Always a pleasure ya little freak! hahaha! I made twinkie do some shopping for Me.blew threw about $300. cheesedick the cheeseking just sent $300. I received another pretty bouquet of flowers from toiletbrush. Orange roses. Really lovely bouquet!

My back is feeling better!! Maybe the mattress is working it’s magic. Fingers are crossed! Every night it seems to get more comfortable.

Oh note to that asshole who said he would buy Me that gift off amazon and didn’t..just wanted to continue to “yack about” it. We’ve gone through this before, you fucking cocksucker. Sometimes you buy..but most of the time you are a fucking jerkoff trying to beat around the bush forever before making the purchase. you will continue to be BLOCKED until I see the item that we discussed DISAPPEAR from MY wishlist and you forward ME a copy of the receipt. Eat shit and die, you fucking nutslime.

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Chillin Like A Villian

Got a brand new guy who dropped $400 today. Don’t forget to get back with Me with that photo I wanted! $600 from terrance, $125 restaurant GC’s from fatty and some pretty flowers from toiletbrush.
Picture of the photos is from MY cellphone.not the hottest.

Ok good news about MY new tempurpedic mattress. It seems to be softening up a bit more every night. I called them and they told ME to remove the outside cover because that will help MY body heat get through the mattress and make it feel a bit softer. The bed doesn’t feel at all like it does at the store. It’s STIFF.but I am feeling more hopeful because every day it seems softer and has more give. There it is in the cover.

Ok this weekend we had a great nice time. Friday hung out, Saturday slept in all day, then we went to japanese steakhouse. I’m sitting around on MY ass watching something about Elephant Revenge on Discover channel just enjoying doing a whole lotta nothing. Stevie took a few cute pics of us last night. I’ll post them if they turned out.

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HardKnocks for stiff cocks

HardKnocks for stiff cocks

Update: Oops make that $500 from shitpig!

My curved bolero that david bought showed up today and I love it!! I want the Mandarin one in a LARGE in black ASAP! hahahah I just got another friggin $300 from shitpig!

Well MY tempurpedic showed up yesterday. I’m a little worried. I hope I made the right choice. The thing was STIFF and HARD and My neck hurts more than yesterday. Mom says it takes a few weeks to adjust to it and for it to soften up. Fuck!! My journal is starting to sound all geriatric but when your neck and upper back hurts thats all you can think about. Mah’ neck, Mah’ back, mah’ spine just won’t crack!

So toiletbrush has been shopping for Me again and bought a bikini and bras and panties at VS. I am looking for more clothing for him to purchase.

Oooh Stevie, the guy you call random fool or whatever who is buying you bras old nickname was sideshow steve! he’s a fat little fuck who puts on quite a freakshow! Keep shopping for SGT STEVIE, sideshow steve! Stevie, Your journal was a HOOT!

Now there’s another fool in the mix who calls himself completefool. he’s from australia and he’s sending crispy $100 bills. he just wrote to report that he just sent 3 more. 🙂
Brilliant Princess Sierra, I know you won’t care, and neither you should. I’m drunk and I don’t know how I’ll survive until next pay. If my family ring up for help I don’t know what I can do. I don’t regret sending the $300. Thank You for taking it. I know you don’t care, but it wasn’t easy. Please enjoy it.

How right you are, fool. I DON’T care how hard it will be for you to get by this month. Keep on drinking, it will make it easier. HAHAHAHA!

Note to fatty: Oh you know those 2 new computer cords you bought Veronica?? Well one is FRIED!! and She can’t find the other one. hahahahaha So She just sent ME a text and told ME to tell you to buy Her another one if you ever want to see Her online again. It’s a hardknock life for fatmac! It’s the hardknock life for fatmac!

[FATTY]
‘Steada treated,

[OTHER VICTIMS]
We get tricked!

[FATTY]
‘Steada kisses,

[VICTIMS]
We get kicked!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life!
Got no cash to speak of, so,
It’s a hard-knock row we how!

[FATTY]
Pretty ladies

[VICTIMSS]
play us a fool!

[FATTY]
Big Fat BellY

[VICTIMS]
He’s a tool!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life!

[FATTY]
Don’t if feel like PRINCESS is always watching??

[FAGARINA and TWINKIE]
Don’t it seem like there’s never any light! ?

[TITTYBOY and DEADMAN DAN]
Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?

[DERYCK and BABOON]
It’s easier than puttin’ up a fight.

[DEADMAN DAN]
No one’s there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if your dick grows..of if it shrinks!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an’ weepy!

[ALL]
From all the cryin’ you would think this place’s a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty wallet life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

[SHITPIG]
Santa Claus we never see

[FATTY]
Santa Claus, what’s that?
Who’s he?

[ALL]
No one cares for you a smidge
When you’re a freak show on BITCHY BEAUTY!!

[FAGARINA]
You’ll stay up till your cards are maxxed!
You have a prick so you get taxxed!!

[VICTIMS]
Princess takes all our dough!
Treats us like a filthy ho.
Robs us blind,makes us drink our piss
I love you, Miss PRINCESS!

[SHITPIG]
(whistle) Get to work!
(whistle) Send Me cash!
(whistle) I said get to work!

[ALL]
It’s the hard-knock life for us
It’s the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your a freak on BITCHY BEAUTY!
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life
It’s the hard-knock life!

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shit pig lives to pay another day

Update: Weed killer didn’t kill shitpig.he just paid another $200.bringing his total for tonite to $500.

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Here’s some shots from friday night. Aren’t we DA BOMB?!?!

hhaha I just got ANOTHER $300 outta shitpig! his brother is totally disgusted with him right now and thinks he is a total sick freak. I’m trying to get shitpig to recruit his brother too. Yes shitpig, you DEFINITELY are a SICK freak! shitpig is the one who sometimes gets all suicidal after a night of drunken $ splurging. Today he asked Me if I really want him dead, but ya know what.I don’t truly want him dead cuz then I couldn’t get his cash. As one wise Princess once said..(Me of course..I’m the only one worth quoting.) “Dead men can’t shop.”

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Ow-y

Update just got another $300 from toiletbrush

Ok so I went to Brookestone and stretched out on the temperpedic mattress and decided to get one. Hope I like it! Should be here in 5 days. It cost $2,000 but I had no patience to wait for one of you morons get it or collect gift certificates for it.so I just flat out bought it because I have had too many neck and shoulder aches and pains lately. Not really sure what’s going on with that or why I’ve been achey. We also testdrove this massage chair that worked wonders on MY neck. The massage chairs certainly have changed. Last time I sat on a massage chair it was like a chair with a vibrator on it. This one actually felt like hands were squeezing MY neck. I added one to MY amazon wishlist.

I sent shitpig’s brother a text. I’m not exactly sure what has transpired since I outted shitpig to his brother, but shitpig is excited about the matter because he sent ME another $300. hahaha send more shitpig!!!
vintage furfreak also spent around $350 on custom bathing suits for Me at gingerislandwear.com.

I received only about 1,100 of Hetero-taxes. lou, twinkie, vintage furfreak, amsterdam ham, greg, stewart, ukranian, toiletbrush, father flatulance and a few others. hmmmm..only 11 hetero taxes?? I know there’s a LOT more than 11 of you reading this. A LOT MORE!! I’m pretty sure I have one of the most read Dominatrix blogs on the net.so why only 11pathetic hetero taxes?? Could it be cuz you’re all a bunch of fags?? Well let ME remedy that.



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Hetero Tax!

Oh MY trainer wants another pair of Nike Shox. Here’s the one She wants. Buy it and ship it to Me.

Ok so last night we went out to this gay bar hole-in-the-wall to do karaoke. The place was totally dead besides My group (about 5 girls), 1 old bull dyke, 2 bartenders, and 2 gay guys.one of whom was an elderly man who is a catholic priest for a gay catholic church. So this place just moved locations and they were using the parking lot of the store across the street for parking. They have one of those security monitors on the wall monitoring that parking lot and have some arrangement with that store and have full permission to use the lot for customer parking. ANYWAY, we’re singing and talking and someone notices that they are towing autos in that lot! The girls go dashing across the street! They already have 2 of MY friends’ cars hooked up to tow trucks, have already towed away the priest’s car and are now backing up to get Michelle’s! The guy JUST puts one chain on Her truck and She has the balls to friggin leap over the trailer, unhook the chain and jump in Her car.he rehooks it.She jumps out, unhooks it and speeds away. WOOT! WOOT! The tow truck guys are acting like She’s in big trouble.but really.what the tow truck guy gonna do? Chase Her around town in his big tow truck going 30 with his light flashing and his “beep beep” buzzer going off and then show Her his lethal towtruck driver butt crack? So I had a $100 bill that smalldickSD just sent in the mail and had to pay it to the towtruckers just to release the other 2 cars before towing them off. So they are arguing with the tow truck guys and the tow truck guys claim that the district manager of the store called and asked the cars to be towed..although that store totally has an arrangement with this bar to let customers park there at night. Next day, turns out that a neighbor called the tow truck company PRETENDING to be the district manager. The guy then called the store and told them that he had called because he didn’t approve of a gay bar in his neighborhood and saw “sexual activity” going on in that parking lot that night. HAHA fucking big fat bigot liar! There were 2 dudes in that bar and us girls! All the cars he had tried to have towed belonged to women and one 70 year old priest! Anyway, Michelle is so MY hero for clashing with the smelly towtruck dudes and unhooking Her car and flying to freedom! Yaaay!! She looked so cute running so girly with Her hands in the air, quickly yet daintily, leaping over the towtruck trailer and unhooking the car. hahahhahaha She’s making a stink with the tow truck company right now trying to get our cash back. We are all in the uproar and want to call channel 9 or 6 or whatever and have them do a report on it. Fucking this area has all kind of rough bars in the neighborhood, yet they don’t approve of the gay one. This happens to all smalltime gay bars. They are always getting harassed. For real, straight people.GET OVER IT!!
Well each one of you fuckers are individually compensating ME for the tow-truck release fee. Every one of you must pay the HETERO TAX!



So now we want to get our own tow truck company. Ya know, paint the truck Dream Barbie pink. All FEM tow-truck company. Have sexy girl drivers with pink do-rags, shorts and boots tow away dudes’ automobiles. I thought of the name.. “Camel Tow”. teehee Can’t you see that in big bubble letters along the side of the truck? Imagine seeing three hot chicks towing your Mercedes away? Sexy huh?? I bet you perverts would be illegally parking your cars and secretly calling Camel Tow yourselves, just to watch cigarette-smoking hot chicks haul your wive’s SUVs away and laugh while they are doing it! Yeh, don’t tell ME you wouldn’t do it, sick-os!! HAHAHAHA OOoooh and we could set up a big jar for tips too. So you can leave them tips while they haul away your car. Sweeeeeeet!

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