Holy shit someone bought MY trainer’s Garmin GPS! They tried to deliver to Her house yesterday but they were gone. We were laughing so hard on the phone. HEY! I want one too! She gets $500 gps and I get a fax machine? WTF? hahaha Go get Me a GPS too! heeeheee you no longer need to get the WOK and the Expansion card because some loser beat you to it. you can concentrate on the GPS, the Sunglasses, the L-Word and Stevie’s tanny thing right now. 🙂

Oh somebody else got Me a few books and a duffle bag. Oh you fucks do know I’ll be out of town March 16-March 26? But do not despair, I’m bringing MY cell phone and My laptop so I’ll be online at night.

Update: ooh I see the receipt for the fax machine and who sent it. hahaha Still reading MY website I see? Once an addict always an addict Ummmmm..go hit those wishlists again!

Today I got lots of packages! Stevie received 3 articles of golf clothing. (I’ll give them to her on saturday) She also recieved a pair of Nike Shox that I forgot to photograph. My fax machine got here already! hahaha! Who’s the secret shopper?? Damned loser, you are fast on the draw! Are you the same one who got Stevie’s camera? brad the fags little package showed up. 2 tubes of Mac Lipstick, Bobbie Brown concealer and My $30 mascara. Oh and a PEN he fucking threw into the mix.which I will treasure for the rest of MY life…NOT!
Oh and 3 pairs of pants from VS are in the photo too.

SOOo secret shopper guy..it would be SUPER NIFTY if you got your lame ass back to MY wishlist and got the WOK and the EXPANSION card for MY TREO. Oh and I’m still lusting for the GPS thingie. Stevie’s priority item of the moment is that tanning airfusion gun at the bottom. It needs a physical address so send it to ME.
Sierra Horizons
6478 Winchester Blvd #901
Canal Winchester OH 43110

For your shopping convenience, I will list all Amazon wishlist links below AGAIN.

friar fucked the Official Priest of the Universal Church of PRINCESS Our Blessed Lady of Misery, sent ME $300 more today. heehee I really love fucking with his head. All you fucking catholics can all stop bitching about My priest saying anti-religious shit, cuz I think it’s friggin funny and if it makes PRINCESS giggle then it couldn’t possibly be a bad thing because MY GIFT OF LAUGHTER is the SWEETEST THING ON EARTH.

twinkie sent ME $600 today! he was on the phone looking at MY photos almost CRYING because they were so beautiful and telling ME a thousand times how much he LOVES AND NEEDS ME. he’s soo sentimental. hahahahahaha Now he’s talking about exchanging necklaces. he wants to send ME a big diamond necklace and I’ll send him a macaroni on a string to wear around his neck every day and it will be like we’re a couple! hahahahahhaha

fatmac sent Veronica another $400 yesterday! Damned fatty! Did someone die and leave you a little something lately? you’ve been like a Supersized Energizer Bunny lately!

Oh stocking top slave..come out and play you fucking alcoholic FREEEAK!

The rest of you can STARE at this photo and send ME all your fuggin’ CASH!

Update: Isn’t weird that both of MY religious fanatics came out the same day? That jewish pig with the funny beard and pointy hat came back and sent $375 and the priest friar fucked sent $200 after attempting to scourge Princess from his soul for all of a week or something. hahaha.. jewish piggy has been put on meds! Didn’t I tell you fucking manic depressive perverts that NONE of you are allowed MEDS?? you were born to be depressed, manic, sexually obsessive etc for a reason..TO PAY ME! Flush those pills down the toilet and come to PRINCESS. NO THERAPY , NO MEDS, NO HOPE For you!!! I’m THE PRESCRIPTION for your ADDICTION, bitches and don’t you EVER forget it!

luvstosuckblackcock sent ME ummmm..either $200 or $300.I can’t remember offhand right now and vintage furfreak went absolutely NUTS for MY new photos and sent Me $1,000!

Stevie’s big box of Mac MakeUp arrived yesterday and She LOVED it all! Why haven’t one of you dumbfuck’s gotten Her the digital camera yet?? I don’t like repeating MYself! If you want more pics of Stevie, you will friggin BUY IT! Oh and somebody get the fax machine off MY amazon wishlist. I need a compact one and Mine stopped working yesterday.

Oh fatmac is still at it..he is so wrapped it’s not funny. Always buying Me and My gang and My Sisters everything our hearts desire. I see Veronica just got another $225 out of him.

(removed pic) you can buy a membership asswipes!

Ok I see someone bought Stevie 3 items off Her amazon wishlist.some stuff for the camera She hasn’t yet received. So someone needs to get her this camera.
She also has received $300 worth of Mac Makeup.

Oh somebody get these Spinning shoes in size 11 for ME.

Ooooh you guys are soo fucking lucky. My friend Stevie (that’s a nickname) has decided to set up an amazon wishlist too. She’s the girl who teaches spinning and She’s a friggin knockout. Imagine having all of us coming at you at once!?! Or seeing us all sitting across the bar from you, blowing smoke rings and clicking our beer bottles together and toasting ourselves for being so fucking awesome! Oh ..or maybe picture us catching a glimpse at little old, pot-bellied, bald-headed putrid you and seeing us both lift our lucious, lipsticked lips in almost matching sneers and saying “EWWWWwwww” in unison. Well.dream on, bitches!

What can I say??? Stevie is mindbogglingly beautiful.and not just beautiful, one of those Women who just ooze sex appeal and confidence. you wouldn’t know anything about that.now would ya freaks? She’s totally hysterical too and Smart Smart Smart!
I genuinely love MY friends and sisters getting goodies from you dummies.  Whip out those wallet, bitches! Yes Hot Bitches in Leather.flock together!

Behold Stevie!

Isn’t She the friggin Yummiest? (Only I can say that.not you dorks!)

We plan on doing some pictures together. OMG!! you’re all SOOOO FUCKING SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWED!!!

The first payment of $400 came in from slutty suzy. We expect the other $4,000 by the deadline you dirty whore!

Tonite I was totally going to do photos. Had MY outfit ready.a little belted dress, new stockings out, heels ready, camera battery charged, lights up..then you little fuckers kept calling and calling and calling all night long! I look up and it’s 1.am. ..sigh..MAYBE I can take a few pics after spinning tomorrow. But then I’ll have to wash my hair after spinning..so by the time I get home it will be 7:30p.m..which doesn’t give my hair long enough to REALLY dry so I can get FULL Foof-age that I like to have in MY pics. Oh don’t you wish this was the extent of your stressful moment of the week?
So anyway, instead of taking photos like I had planned..I wound up taking MONEY from freaks. amsterdam ham lost $600, sissy tommikins lost $450 and a new guy from Cincinatti sent $600 on his first conversation. 🙂 Tons of Victorias secrets stuff showed up today from fatty. I loved the new jeans so much I promptly took jackoff george’s VS card and bought Myself 3 more pairs of the jeans. you can thank Me later, george!! Oh yes and vintage furfreak spent another $300 on Pango-Pango swimsuits cuz I decided I wanted to get some more swimwear before the busy season kicked in and they take waaay longer to have custom-made. Oh yes, and I sent sissy tommikins out to go dicksucking at that adult bookstore he has become a regular at. OMG I could hear him totally sucking some pig off. he says he wears special yucky shoes and older pants when he visits his gloryhole porn booth because the floor is so filthy with pig-goo and stuff! hahaha No more of that! I want you licking those shoes CLEAN when you get home. I’m gonna see if he can volunteer to clean those floors weekly for the store owner. ewwww how friggin FOUL!
fat mac also just sent Veronica $160 cash. Wooh doggy! fatso has been getting SOOO raped by all of us at one time!