UPDATE: Fist pics of vaseline’s new freak cave heehee his wife won’t give him any furniture..so he’s gonna be sleeping on the floor every night like some sort of animal. HAHAHAHAHA!

Any guys with webdesign talent out there are welcome to design vaselinefreak.com. Contact Me if you are a GOOD designer.

sinking frenchy I believe you’re wire just came through today. But wasn’t it suppose to be for $1300 or something??? I think you need a fucking conversion chart because I got $995. I don’t know for sure if it’s yours yet, but I’ll find out sure enough.

Ugh..first day of MY period and I feel like shit. I’m not going to the gym today cuz I’m too bloated and crampy. I did manage to lose 4 lbs and even BEFORE My period. Thanks to MY thousand-$dollar$-crappy-diet-food-in-a-box.

The ukranian sent Me $600 today which momentarily made ME forget about MY aching womb and twinkie dedicate $400 to MY short trip. (I leave sunday).

Veronica keeps snagging more money out of ! She got another $200 out of his ass.

I’m soo excited about a.k.a. the vaseline freak getting into his crappy ass apartment. I am waiting for pics of it and he is suppose to get them to ME tomorrow! I’m naming his new efficiency apartment..THE FREAK CAVE!

heeheee Pooor widdle humpback randy mersche! I got him SOOOo drunk on the phone. he paid Me $600 and begged for a real long call. (Several hours) SOoo of course, MY main goal of the the phone call was to get him so drunk he either paid more or PASSED out! Mission accomplished! We were chatting away and he started getting talking all goofy and incoherently then BANG he was out! Woohoo! So I hung up and since he didn’t call back in few minutes after made a mad dash out of the door to enjoy a few hours out with My girlfriend. Of course the phone was ringing the minute I walked through the door. I told him to call after dinner, but then we watched a movie..and well..I guess RANDY GOT SCREWED out of LONG call he prepaid for. heeeeeheeee SUCKS to be a SUCKA, doesn’t it you alcoholic freak!

I think I forgot to mention another $100 I got out of the new guy who gave ME $500 yesterday. Here’s his pic.
Very everybody hates raymond.

father flatulance came around and made a $500 donation. I was making him wear his robe and lift it up and pee at holy paintings on the wall on his webcam. OMG! Perverting a catholic priest and a orthadox jew in the same week! I ROCK!

Oh and be sure to check out vaseline freak’s NEW MY SPACE.

ATTN: SOMEONE’s WIFE IS HOT ON THEIR TRAIL!! She called again! If you have a 509 area code, your wife is bugging me like crazy and asking what this number is for. She said I keep showing up on the phone bill. I have no idea who it is and I keep playing nice and saying I am a web marketing company. She’s sounds like she is really old and eats fruit cake!

I just got a brand new guy. I made him pay $400 in the first five minutes or so. he’s pretty funny. I’m getting him all drunk and he starts begging to have a frozen pizza cuz he’s starving. I told him while he was on MY time he had to pay for his snack. So his little frozen pizza cost him $100. We are putting precum, dust from his refrigerator and anything nasty I can find to add as a topping to it. So $500 from this newbie! Wonder if I’ll get more!? teehee

Then sissy jason came back and gave up $300. he sat on the phone and moaned about feeling “so dirty.” It was a very short phonecall cuz he bored the BJesus out of Me.

So we got vaseline freak all set up with a brand new checking account. I now have the passwords to his checking account and I can see every penny that comes and goes from that account! Deeper and deeper he goes. Where he ends up nobody knows! BUT ME! Oh and don’t forget to give him a call on his new KEEN line! Only 75cents a minute! After keen takes their huge cut..how much will he be earning ME? hahaha Well.not much ..but it is entertaining! http://www.keen.com/pukepiggy4sale

fatmac bought Me 2 lightweight jackets for the summer. I needed a trench type coat for MY trips I have been taking. twinkie also bought Me the trash disposal off MY amazon wishlist because My old one just mysteriously died. Today is MY first day back on the Zone diet. yippy dingdong.

More news later! Gotta run

turdmuncher strikes again!

turdmuncher got MY sister a washer, dryer and dishwasher off Her amazon wishlist and also a headboard for VTG!! Pictures of the items will be posted as they arrive.
fatmac sent VTG $250 cash, as well as bought her 2 pairs of heels, some red pants, twill pants, army pants, army jacket, black jacket, a pink shirt, a black tank, an army tank, a pink tank, a brown and pink dress and 3 pairs of sunglasses! Total: $600+! Holy shit, fatty! you are on a roll you rolypoly sucker!! msub sent $100, $500 from amsterdam ham. I took the last $150 off vaseline freak’s Dilliard card and he still has $250 I’ll be taking off his Bloomingdale’s tomorrow.

Damned I’ve gotten a rush of new meat! It’s like I constantly get fresh recruits coming in to relieve all the broke and decrepit amputees and sideshow veterans. Not relieve permanently or anything but keeping ME so occupied kicking MY new troops’ asses that MY long-time devotees get a little breather time to pay down their credit cards, refill their canteens and come back for another round!!! HAHA I picture all MY veterans hopping around on their stubs and crutches with “PAY PRINCESS!” and “SIERRA IS GOD” pins on their dingy vests, all suffering from post traumatic syndrome and swigging from paper bags. My little army of fools!! doo-doo-dooo-doooo!! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE those cards!
hahahahahahhahaha!