divorcee and easy you both owe ME $300!

divorcee you better get a hold of ME asap..or I call you…or whoever picks up your phone. teehee

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UPDATE:
Hey frenchy! you’re wire showed up today but guess what..it was $100 short. I received ONLY $3,538.00. Looks like you owe ME another $100. hahahahahahahha!

HEEHEEE My videos are working wonders! Let’s see. vintage furfreak sent Me $1,500!! Wahoo! Oh and the french fuck-up said he wired $3,637. It hasn’t shown up in My account yet so I’ll keep everyone posted. twinkie did $500 and squealed like a pig and cried how broke he is right now..of course he couldn’t resist after seeing all those clips of MY perfect radiant Self. turdmuncher sent $325 cash and promises to do more cash next week when he gets his refund. I hate waiting! toiletbrush did $100 cash and $200 on steaks. Grilling season is coming around! I received two payments of $200 from a new guy named peter who was smitten with Me after clicking MY freebie clip and also received $200 from smalldick SD. I stuck it to froggy again, too. I made him do about $450 of clothing shopping, the majority of it was workout clothing. That fat frog loves Me in workout gear and seeing Me wear his workout top while making fun of him has totally got him FUBAR’ed!

Getting back into My fitness craze once again. Today I did 60minutes cardio and then an hour weights. I want to do this at least 5 days a week. I need to fucking stick to it. I’m going to the gym instead of working out at home, because I have been slacking in MY home-gym workouts. The circuit class I was doing got too easy. 🙁 Today I was sweatin’ up a storm! What you freaks would have done to be allowed to suck on MY soaked tshirt and bandana!

MEMBERS ONLY VIDEO CLIIPS UP!!

Click the pic for a free teaser video clip! I don’t know why half MY body looks tan and half looks white..cuz it’s ALL white right now.

Princess being a conceited bitch showing off Her new purse.

I’ll be adding some more new clips to members only for My poor little members who haven’t gotten any new goodies for awhile.

Got $550 out of toiletbrush in less than 5minutes. I want MORE, toiletbrush!!! The ukranian also sent Me $500.

Hi dingleberries. Been a little bit boring since turdmuncher has been hiding out. BOO HISS!!

Let’s see terrance did $500, $200 from the baboon, loopy for legs lost $200, doomedbrit did $50 that I forgot to mention and brad the fag’s mascara and $50 cash showed up. $75 from a guy named mohammed from some 3rd world country. Loot from the turdmuncher’s spendarama is still seeping in. VTG’s mattress showed up today I think! Been busy with biz stuff and paperwork and hitting the gym big time! Oh cheesedick the cheeseking got a few items from MY amazon wishlist: Deva Curl conditioner, large digital camera bag, some packing tape, shower curtain liner, a CD and another pair of sport headphones. froggy spent a couple $200 on teeshirts for us and this guy named andrew from the uk just sent $300. ya know, also VTG stuck fagarina for $200 and froggy for a few hundred too, but I got too double check on those amounts.

Period’s here. Stick your tampons in boys! Sunday it was really nice and I got to take a long all day ride on My Harley. We’ve been preoccupied loading up our ipods and sports MP3’s. Fucking pain in the ass!

Oh well, not much to tell today. I got cramps, so fuck all you bastards!

Hey boys and Girls! slutty suzy just paid the Mob off. $1,000! $500 went to Me and $500 went to Veronica. hahahahaha! Just called Veronica and she was so pleased! Then last night the humpbucked loser called again and I got $350 out of his humpty-hump. $50 from doomedbrit. sinking frenchy I expect that money to be wired by WEDNESDAY!

$100 Mail Tribute from a stranger. To the guy who sent it..I emailed you but you didn’t reply yet. turdmuncher! your shopping is slowing down! you keep begging us to add but you’ve slowed to a trickle. I mean..you only spent like $28,000 on us in a week!! Stop slacking! hahaahahhahaha! There are also a few amazon orders that need your attention! Fix those!

the yard boy is outside vacumming and washing MY truck in the cold. The weather is depressing. All cloudy and cold and murky. I am so wanting to the sun to come out so I can start the Harley and take a long ride.

I might leave the messengers on this afternoon but I’m going to be busy tinkering with some of MY new toys and sticking stuff on MY new computer. I’ll update later.