Monthly Archives: March 2006

Back with lots of goodies waiting for ME!

Yay!!! I just got ANOTHER $1,000 from uncle pigfucker!! Yippy! What a nice thing to come home to! he’s promising more–we’ll see if he keeps his promises! I also got another $300 from toiletbrush.
easy’s $350 showed up in the mail too.

easy go through all MY diaries and find the links to all the pics of money I’ve posted that you have mailed ME cuz I think I’m gonna make a page just for the pics of all the $$$ you have sent Me. hahaahahaa

brad the fags clinique foundation and gay rainbow drinking glasses showed up. HA! What a homo!

Well, I’m back at home now but I was online on and off through the trip and playing with you little tards on MY sidekick. I should be around for calls Saturday afternoon and Sunday.

Did you watch Battlestar tonite? OMG Me and MY gf were sooooooooooooooooo fucking bummed!!! The season finale was such a letdown! WAAAAAAH! And the next season isn’t until freaking October!
Starting to warm up. Maybe next weekend I can go on a bike ride. I can’t wait for summer!

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Pennies from heaven!

Cash update again:
Another $200 from toiletbrush,making his total for today $500. I also noticed some got Me some really nice hair products off MY amazon wishlist. 2 Phyto products and 1 Ouidad product. When the FUCK are they going to fix my goddamned amazon wishlist!??! I’m going to bitch again. They told me they were working on it for ever a week now!

Update: More surprise money! I just logged in and found $75 from some dork from kuwait and also $200 from a dean. So who are you dean?? Oh spoke too soon, I just got another $75 from the kuwait guy.

Guess what??? uncle pigfucker paid $1500 last night!! he also paid for ME NOT to post his name, so some of you might know who uncle pigfucker is and others won’t. 🙂 It’s been quite a lucrative week and I have been milking the hell out of those RED HOT pics!

wimpydog sent $200 and pathetic toiletbrush sent another $300 and WILL be sending more when his new credit card arrives. heehee

ya know I’m like on MY 4th day of MY period and I didn’t have any major outbursts? It must have been that little baby period I had in between. I think this one is going to end early. Hopefully My cycle will get back on track. So I guess I forgot to mention when it was time for tampon duty, period boys.but since I had an extra period this month, I’ll let you off easy and allow you to skip this one.

I’ll be online but busy packing and preparing for My trip. I’ll update later this evening.

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Free Money is the Bestest Money!

Update: cumfag just efiled his taxes and had both his state and federal refunds were directly deposited to Me. Total is $4,237 minus $29.95 for the filing fee. WooooHooooooOooOOOOOOOOooo!! I’ll let you know when it shows up in MY account. he’s not a liar and has been serving for years so I know he did it. HAHAHAHHAHAHA I want MORE tax refunds!!! Seriously? Who wants to get drunk, dial Princess and efile your taxes with ME? I’ll be your little tax consultant!

yay that jeffrey guy a.k.a. peckerpuppet who I was bitching about his second donation showing up, just sent another. So he has done a total of $400. 🙂 Then I also found a $100 from a david and $175 from a sissy donna. How fun! It’s always fun to log in to MY merchant admin and find donations I wasn’t even expecting. Sister M chatted with brad the fag and charged him a boring tax. he sent HER off $100 in the mail. Oh yippy! cumfag is working on his taxes right now and we are going to have his tax refund go STRAIGHT into MY checking account. Who else is forking over their tax refunds?

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you dont EVER GET OVER PRINCESS!! you get SCREWED OVER by PRINCESS!

Woohoo Just got $500 from sluttysuzy who THOUGHT he could get over ME.then he saw MY new pics in red..and you know how that goes. SCREWED!!!

divorcee sent  $100 and froggy sent  $100 too!

If you want to do a call with Princess, Tonight would be a good time. Sunday I should be around too but Monday I’ll be gone all day. I might be back later in the evening. Tuesday night I’ll be going to bed early for my trip then I’ll be gone for a few days.

deadman dan has turned into a pretty good robot. I just send him a text message that says, “Haven’t you been paid?” and he automatically sends $300 with no other word. HAHA doomed brit sent another $200. his metamorphis is almost complete. I have completely destroyed the man he used to be! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*wicked evil laughter***
p.s. Send ME some more pics, freaky doomedbrit!

Now jeff who sent Me $200 last night. (not the same jeff as a few days ago) I got that but the second $200 you claimed to send never came. *SCOWL* Where is it?? Resend and why the hell did you just POOF disappear??? Piddle yourself freak??

OMG BattleStar was so good last night. I’m going to be so sad after next friday because it’s the end of the season and back to SHIT-TV. Lost doesn’t seem quite as good this season to ME.

I’ve been so messing with divorcee’s little brain. Been making him send even CLEARER photos of himself and trapping him so he can never run! Can’t wait til his new dress gets here so Veronica and I can watch him on cam in it. heehee We have been explaining to divorcee that he now has a “new family” and needs to forever turn his back on his old one. heehee

Oh psycho pete in Ohio. Don’t think I forgot about your ass! I’m gonna pull some shit soon if you don’t contact ME!

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I TOTALLY LOVE MY NEW HARLEY JACKET!!

I got some lovely goodies today! My New Harley jacket (from that giggling drunk dude named Russel) and Harley boots from froggy! I SOOO love this jacket! I have tons of leather jackets but I think this is MY favorite! Leather is awesome and it fits longer so the wind can’t blow down MY pants when I’m riding. I do wish it had someplace to adjust the waist a tad to make it fit tighter in the waist. But I think if I get the Medium it won’t zip over MY bust. 🙁 Anway it’s almost a perfect jacket. Where the hell do porn chicks with giant DDD boobies buy their clothing? For real! If you are smaller in the waist and larger on top it’s impossible to get jackets to fit right? Where the hell do those 100 lb girlies with huge boobs get their wardrobe??? I’m sick of having things fit too big in the waist cuz my boobs and shoulders won’t fit in the smaller size. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!

I also got a carepackage from brad the fag plus $40 cash. Now brad the fag sends some lame ass gifts, but I have to admit that this was some fucking GREAT chocolate he sent!!

Sister M’s shopping buddy also got Me that tattoo jacket off MY wishlist. Cool I love it and can’t wait for it to get here. Someone is going apeshit on Her amazon wishlist today? Is that you, shopping buddy j??

The divorcee sent $300 for a camera.  I’m still miffed cuz it took his ass too long and now the camera she really wanted isn’t available. grr

$200 from My newest little freakpie named jeffrey. he paid a few days ago too. he’s old and ugly. That’s pretty much all I know about him so far. I’m sure I’ll find out all his dark secrets soon enough!

Oh I’m leaving out of town March 7-9 .but you know Me.I’ll check in at nights and I’ll be playing with MY sidekick while I travel.

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