HAHA! This afternoon this jackass wanker who lives in Columbus kept fucking calling EXCESSIVELY OVER AND OVER and rudely trying to blurt out his wankyspank speil before I hung up on him. he bugged Me for hours today and refused to take “GO AWAY” as an answer. Well, his name showed up on the caller ID so I did a quick search on this site that sometimes gives you people’s bday. he was in there..so just for shits and giggles I called the # to check voice mail (the one I use) and put in his phone # and he was in the system! So to see if by some small twist of fate his bday was his 4 digit pincode I entered it Lo and FUCKING BEHOLD I got into his fucking voicemail! HAHHAHAA so anyway, I listen to all his messages and write down the names and phone numbers of a few people who had called..and also changed his fucking voice message. HAHAHA! I’m like “hi, don can’t come to the phone right now. This is his Dominatrix and I have the little fucker tied up in the basement sucking cock right now..oh and john weston, if this is you..don totally has the hots for you and wants to blow you soooo bad.he told Me so”.then to make the fucking message even more perfect..I fucking slapped up a little snippet of him saying, “please Princess make me your little cocksucker.” that I caught on MY digital phone recorder today when he was having his annoying obsessive pervfest and kept calling and bugging Me today without a credit card. I also called and left a message on his machine rattling off the names of people I got off his machine. So he fucking calls back FREAKED OUT OF HIS mind because he has no idea how the fuck I found out these names and phone numbers. he’s totally TWEAKING and screaming! he hadn’t even heard the new outgoing message on his machine yet! HAHHAHAHAHAhA So I’m acting like a total deranged maniac saying things like “I am watching you! I see you!” HAHHAHAHA finally somebody calls him and asks him what the fuck is up with his answer machine. he thinks I am some total mastermind computer hack who has hacked into his entire life. he’s bawling on the phone like a bitch..begging for forgiveness and for Me to just leave him alone. I’LL PAY. I’LL PAY! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL NEVER CALL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAAHH
he makes a $500 donation and another $300 one on his debit card to make Me “JUST GO AWAY FOREVER!”

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK you, you psycho piece of shit! I DO NOT LIKE phone jerkoffs who harass Me by phone and ring so fucking many times it gives ME a headache. WHEN I SAY NO..I MEAN FUCKING NO!!! Now I have your freaking $800 and NO, I DIDN’T HACK your computer or bug your phones..hahahaha.I just fucking second guessed your voicemail!
Kindly fuck off and die and I will SOOOOO enjoy spending your money! Nobody likes a phonejacker!

UPDATE: Yippy! My chopper is FINALLY back from paint!

Have to wait 2-3 days before we put it back together. VROOOM VROOM! I’m gonna be riding FREEEE! The color is waaay prettier than the photos. It also is a funkier blue than it seems to be in this photo It’s got all these awesome shimmery blues and its really sparkly! It’s a very good paintjob..it’s like glass! When it’s all put together I’ll get more pics. 🙂

Sister M’s prezzies from deryck have been showing up on Her doorstep and She is very pleased with them.

loopyforlegs lost $350. At first he said there was absolutely NO way he could pay over $100, but a few photos later, he changed his mind. (Imagine that.) loopy is such a megaloser! twinkie got around $80 worth of fishies for Me, $200 from a donald who just sent the cash and never contacted Me or sent an explanation. Well, I recognized his email.this guy has been buying a membership practically EVERY month for a year..then turns around and cancels JUST TO fucking sign up a few weeks later.. It was inevitable that this guy was going to cave in SOME DAY..and he did! Not only did I get the first $200–after emailing him and congratulating him for giving in to his addiction..he sent $300 more! So after he spent $500 he says..”i feel guilty” and I’m like “did you jerk off or something???” and he’s like “yes.” HAHAHA! Well THAT’s your problem spunk for brains! Don’t fret, you won’t feel guilty when your dick gets hard in a few days dreaming of Me.the guilt last a few days but the addiction is FOREVER. I also told him how it’s like you guys become Princess’ WERE-WANKERS!.like werewolfs or something..ordinary men who turn into freaky sub-beasts who can’t control themselves! They grow hair in funny places and start howling strange things at the moon like “fuck me up, Princess!!! Owwww-oooooooooh! i’ll do ANYTHING to goooooooooooooo! Oww-OWW-oooOOooooooOOh! i’d do anything for YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!” Yes, you have been bitten BY the evil Bitch! Under My mysterious influence you transform into THE WERE-WANKER who can no longer control himself! The wild eyed, dickyanking wankerbeast who tears off his manclothes and tries to chew off his own tail to amuse Me. hahahaha! Oh and instead of going out and devouring the helpless..you only try to tear yourself to shreds! (just like Princess taught you.) That’s a good boy! Go for your own jugular for Princess. RIP your own heart out! Let me see some guts and gore!!!

…but then…

the next morning.you wake up alone, naked and cold, your own blood still on your hands, sperm on your breath, your wallet empty, your pride CRUSHED, a skinny, weak, maimed little man regretting the rampage he had the night before, seduced by the power of the PRINCESS in HER FULL glory, the GLOW of Sierra–the one who brings out the most basic you–the wild wooly HOWLING MAD FOR PRINCESS WERE-WANKER! OOOOWW—owwww-oooooooooooooooooooh!!!! HAHAHAHA

Where was I???..soo anyway, I named donald who lost $500 the addict because I see him getting there FAST! I told him he could call and listen to ME gloat, but he was too scared for a phonecall. *giggle*
$100 from alan who made a donation but I don’t think I know who he is either. he hasn’t contacted ME since he made the payment. Hi alan, very nice for you to meet Me. Now that we have been acquainted, GO MAKE ANOTHER DONATION! HA!

I’ll be available for calls tomorrow. I didn’t even answer MY phone most of the weekend. I turned off the ringer.was sick of listening to you turds call.

Look at the fucking time and I’m still up! Been shopping with deryck all night. he sent ME $1,100.00 🙂 Then spent around $400 shopping for MY Sisters.
he also sent Me $150 of GC’s. twinkie spent over $300 today at JCREW buying Me more pants. Stuff has been flying off MY fulfilled amazon wishlist too. Lots of steaks, conditioners and some cheapie food stuff I put up. I removed the big fish aquarium from My wishlist cuz lawnmower boy got Me a new tank. I’m all addicted and now have a 39 gallon tank–so I’ll be making guys buy more fishies.

Hey dumbfuck british guy with the fucking irish accent. Make another fucking donation like you said you were going to, you dorkass piece of shit!

Tomorrow I’m going to hunt around for more tall places that have groovy pants and jeans. (No easy task–tall Women’s clothes are generally GROSS!) Absolutely none of MY jeans are fitting and some of the new ones I had you guys just buy are bagging too. I have to replace all of them. I’m not going to throw the old ones out yet though. I usually always lose weight in the summer. I’m going to start kicking in with weights more next week and try to build up some more muscles and work on getting a 6 pack, My legs are looking kinda skinny so I’m going to go to the gym instead of working out mainly at home. Its seems I do better leg workouts at the gym. I’ve been focusing on cardio mainly this month–so anyway I’m hitting the weights hard for 2 weeks.

God Im tired. I’m going to bed. I prettied up the Vote4Princess page and the Contact page.

yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn All shopping and no sleep makes Princess a tired girl!

UPDATE: I announced that I had posted the new gallery and just realized it was still bring you to the mini gallery. Now it is linking to the full gallery. It’s fixed now.

OMG! What a fucking busy day! I’ve been on calls all day long while trying to screw with guys on I.M., watch their webcams and work on My site all at the same time. I had like a zillion wankers I was trying to message at one time and kept sending the little spankers the wrong guys’ messages. whooops!

That one sissyboy who did My last few banners has made a cool graphic for My front page. I’ll post the un-tweaked, unpinkish original version of that photo in Members when I finish that gallery. I didn’t want to post any of these pics that size for free, but I couldn’t friggin resist when I saw how good the graphic looked and then how the long skinny shot looked all cool on the side of the domain. I’m not quite sure about the Domain yet but I think the index page is a cool change. I love My pink–but damned I made the domain page PINK!

ANYway, I got $200 from that new british guy with the thick irish accent. I’m not sure if he knows that he made 2 $100 donations or if he was trying to send one and did it twice. Either way, his money is in MY wallet! Why don’t you go back and try another $200?! I think it’s time I give you a nickname too. Call Me tonite and we will discuss it. $100 from toiletbrush–that is SO not enough. you better get some cash transferred and prepare to get ROYALLY SCREWED! $500 from munnyhunny! he’s so easy. It took Me like 2 minutes. 🙂 $400 from father flatulence. That naughty little padre got wood today looking at MY new pics! Where the hell does a priest get the money to blow on evil Princesses, I’d like to know! he won’t fucking tell Me. he’s always so secretive. old man tim came out of hiding just long enough to buy a membership, give Me $400, whine a little bit about how much it sucks being an addicted freak and then disappear.

Yay for Me! I love cash and prizes! Keep it rolling in, boys!

Tonite we went to the FRIGGIN’ BESTEST mexican restaurant. MY friend called because She saw a new hole-in-the-wall mexican restaurant that opened up. She said She always sees a lot of mexicans walking in when She drives by so it ought to be good. So we go and there are like fucking 50 beanermobiles parked out front. you could totally tell by just looking at the parking lot, that this place was crawling with them. This one ugly truck had a big gold glittery lion crawling across the hood. We went in and it was absolutely packed with mexicans. Wall to wall hollering mexicans–the majority men. We were the only white people in there. Well, she is more white than Me. They had mexican karoke going on. Absolutely nobody was singing american songs–it was totally that old crazy fiesta type music. But man oh man, this was THE BEST authentic mexican I have ever had. Better than anything I’ve tasted in california, oklahoma and texas. Just incredible, but the place was so scary and this totally obese 4ft tall guy with a big walrus mustache kept sending us coronas and squinting and nodding at us. Creepy little hombre.

I’m in such a good mood I updated too! I can’t believe how much I got done today. Members will find that the rest of the leather/smoke gallery is now up. Find it here.