twinkie paid $500 to get ME off his ass about doing a calendar boy picture. he is SOO paranoid of photo opportunities. $300 from sideshow steve, $150 from the applebees guy, 0 sent Me $150 Valentine cash. wimp dick’s $100 finally showed up in the mail.

Wanna be part of the Chopper project?
I’ve started a little wishlist of smaller accessories I’ve decided I wanted to upgrade–that I really didnt’ think about when we first started the build. I think I’m going to add some funkier side mirrors too.
Chopper Wishlist
he’s got a lot done on it. Today he put the seat on for awhile so I could sit on it. It’s going to be a big bike. I’m so friggin pumped! I’ve been looking at paintjobs online for days now. I’ve looked at so many, MY eyes are popping! I have no idea what I want to do now. At first I was all into doing the burgandy with the reddish pink flames, but now I see some brighter colors and flashier paintjobs that look cool. Maybe I’ll post some of the ones I have been contemplating.

Yo freakwads! Get your fugly butts posing for MY calendar. I stil have months available and you guys are dragging your asses. you will put your pride on the line for MY amusement!!
Be a Calendar boy!

Just a quick note. Guys, do NOT send Me candy this year for Valentine’s.I won’t eat it cuz I’m doing that sugarfree thang. If you want to do flowers, order them here SECRET ROSE. Hit ORDER HERE and it will bring you to a small menu of flowers. I like the Purple Passion, Be Mine and the Pink Rose Dozen. Do not send flowers to MY Canal Winchester address, they will not be fresh when they get here. With secretrose I can make sure they get to Me fresh. Valentine’s card with crispy $100 bills always make MY heart go pitterpatter too.

Will update later, need to workout.

mark francis the lowliest, pathetic sack of shit does the unmentionable! you are what you eat, mark!
That really is his poo! I saw it come out. The turd is really scrawny but this video is surreal..you gotta watch it out all the way for when he says “Please be my valentine.” HAHAHA Oh MAH GOD!!!

WARNING: THIS IS GROSS!
he doesn’t manage to puke it up and re-eat it like we had planned. Guess went down to easy for him to regurgitate. he must have liked it. Anyway, I added his tragic journal to piggies journals because he did make the video. Mess up, mark–and you’re OUT OF there!

fagarina, guess what!? I just had to double the size of the hosting package for fagarina.com!

Oh here’s another shopping opportunity for My bike. I got upgraded airfilter and I want this cover for it.
http://www.cas4.com/Force/Intake/FO-AC-COVERS-002.htm
Get the one called FOXR2TRCVR for the PRO XR2 UNITS in Tribal flames. Have it shipped to the Canal Winchester address. http://www.bitchybeauty.com/shipping.html

I see it on ebay too.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4525584415&category=35557&sspagename=WDVW

UPDATE:
lesbian goldcard bought MY digital speedometer for MY bike. These things aren’t cheap. I think he said he paid around $450 for it, although this store has them for $476. he ordered it a few days ago, but it got here FAST. My bike’s speedometer. I’m so friggin spoiled. 🙂

Well, went to the shop and lots of MY bike parts are in. Took a picture of some of the main pieces. Engine, fenders, tank, wheels and exhaust. There’s tons of parts. It will be interesting watching the building process.
Bike 1st day

Got $100 from footwimp, $250 out of the baboon, $200 from pakistan pooch, $300 from a guy I haven’t spoken to since 2001 I used to call heinous anus–he has lost that nickname though because of his LONG absense and has to earn it again. For now he’s just 0. the junky got Me 2 magazine subscriptions from My amazon wishlist.

I can’t believe the number of new memberships I have been getting the last few weeks!

I’m going out to celebrate tonight. you freaks are welcome to make donations while I’m gone!

OMG Check out fagarina’s calendar pic. It’s fucking hysterical. Calendar boys December and Feb are the same guy. I might replace one of them so I can have a different guy for each month–but his photos were so funny I couldnt resist putting them both up for now.

I have Knighted russell the baboon!

Update: $500 from deryck

Update: Just got $400 from a brand new german. YAY! Fresh meat!

So far I have a few calendar boys done. http://fagarina.com/calendar.html
I’m going to need more shots.so hurry up with it. Isn’t baboon’s outfit cute? I made him get that for his courtly love video I planned for him. he’s still going to do it. he has an adorable pink stickhorse too–well, he likes to call it “his noble steed.” HAHA russell also further amused Me by emailing scannings of his therapist’s old notes about russell. he really is a lunatic!

No enormous gifts the last few days. you guys suck! sheepshagger gave ME $200, the ukranian $400, smelly balls did $200, the applebees guy sent $100, some anonymous entity got ME 2 books, a makeup brush and a digital food scale off My amazon wishlist. (I broke the nice one brad the fag got Me). Got a box from brad the fag with a few bottles of good pepper corns (I LOVE LOVE LOVE good pepper!), 2 blocks of great parmesean cheese and some fish sauce. Oh yeah and the junky got My coconut oil and the clinique makeup removed off MY amazon wishlist. he better get off his big ol’ duff and get those magazine subscriptions too!

Anyway I have decided on the chopper. he starts building on Saturday. I’ve been looking at paintjobs like crazy. I’m not sure what I want. Right now I see a few brandy or eggplant candy colors with reddish pink flames I am quite fond of. But I have a lot more to look at.

I’m going to go scan the pics little fagaweena took of him outside in the snow nude playing with his minature snowman.