Jan 11. 2005 (Didn’t want to waste an entire new entry for this update.)
YIPPY! My period just started! I generally don’t celebrate this, but I am soooo happy it came today. Remember how I said if My period started on the day I went on MY trip, I would take it from a sign from above to mend MY evil ways? Well obviously, I am following the right path. Perhaps this is a sign to be even MEANER to you dickbrains?! heehee Well I might have a few days on the rag during My vacation but it will be the last few days and they don’t really matter. So I’ll be running around in MY gauzy white sundresses. 🙂 Got $200 from MY NYfootlover, $200 from divorcee, $75 from foxyroxy and $400 from the ukranian. Oh and one can’t forget billystincs incredibly cheap gift–a dvd off MY amazon wishlist…yawn.
Kinda a slow day! SHAME ON you FUCKS!!!

WooHoo! I finally got the divorcee to suck cock! I promised him I would only post this microscopic shot because he is sooo paranoid and that I will only leave it here for 5 days. HAHA I win! I have made the divorcee a cocksucker!
(I removed the photo of the divorcee sucking cock because he has been good..however, EVERYONE saw it and knows that he did in fact SUCK cock! HAHAHAHA!)

My toplist has grown so much. I went in there and took out a BUNCH of crappy sites. I’m getting close to having 300 sites participating now. I had to buy a bigger package for the site because of the crazy traffic.

I think Im going to move My black and white tropical skirt pic up here today.My vanity can’t stand to see it buried already.

OK. I’m hitting the BowFlex. Buh-bye, My little addicts!

UPDATE: Just got $200 from porky in canada.

Just got back a few minutes ago, had a fun saturday party night with MY friends. vintage freak, I wore that new shirt with the sexy, drapey goddess sleeves you got ME. I looked SOOOOOOO good in it.

Yeah! One of My WU slaves I haven’t heard from for awhile called today and I talked him into going to the western union and sending Me $900! What’s funny is, I made him wear this Tshirt where he wrote “I’M A TOTAL LOSER” in big black letters across the chest in magic marker. he swore up and down he was wearing it, but I didn’t really believe him. So I told him to ask the Western Union lady if she liked his shirt. And I could hear her say ever so politely. “i’m sorry you feel you’re a loser.” HAHAHA! GAWD DAMNED!!! picking up Western Unions are such a pain in the ass sometimes. I make them use the secretword WU option so that I don’t have to give out real information that matches an ID. Most of the dumdums at western union don’t get many of these, because they totally don’t know what to do most of the time. After a big hassle I got My cash. Checked MY pobox and there was $400 from smalldick SD with a little note that said “spending money for your vacation”. What a sweet surprise! See My loot. latexlover wants to buy Me another latex dress. I’m picking one out right now. I think it’s going to be a two-toned one I found. Can’t decide on the color quite yet. I think it will run around $250. OH I found another Latex dress from DeMask that I must have for a photo set idea I have. Who wants to spring for this?? Volunteers for this dress, email Me. It’s $385.00.
NOTE to the turd: FUCKING GET BACK TO ME because that fucking BRONZE SET HAS NEVER SHOWN UP and I DONT think it’s going to. WESTWARD BOUND SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!! They have fucked up SOOO many orders. you’re lame ass owes ME for that lost outfit. A $500 donation should cover the 2 pieces and the annoyance I experienced.

Sent celibate george out on a little shopping trip in the mall for Me. he got Me a Bobbi Brown eye and lip palette, Yves Saint Laurent Concealer and My favorite Yves Saint Laurent mascara. I already have 2 brand new tubes of the mascara, but I like knowing I have extra in storage. I chatted with the Bobbi Brown sales Girl on his cell about the lip colors available then made him say a few things like “thanks for letting me shop for you, Princess” right in front of her. he was soo embarrassed by this little stuff. lol he’s pretty fun to talk to cuz he has the WIMPIEST weak voice. I saw celibate on cam for the first time the other night. he’s a funny looking old guy. Made him put his wife’s humongous grannypanties on his head. he looked soo lame.

Oh I also got a new guy from TX today who called and did a $200 donation. he claims he wants to be a devoted, longterm slave–we’ll see what happens. fagarina lost $100. haha he’s sooooo fucking BEYOND hooked..if you could only hear him wimpering and begging on the phone. he’s a friggin riot.

FYI mark francis. you dishonest little turd! I noticed that the vote to give you a second chance went up like by 35 votes and went and checked and guess who voted for it a BUNCH of times?!?! you sleazoid! Even if EVERYONE voted for Me to accept your lousy ass, I WOULDN’T. THE POLL DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER– I WILL STILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA!
I changed it so that everyone can only vote 1 time, but you were the only one who abused the poll. AND any little fucker who frequents stripper bars will NEVER become one MY clan! Eat shit and die.

UPDATE: father flatulance did another $200. Our chatter about “The Implicit religion of PRINCESS LOVE –The Love that transcends all love” has him in quite a state. he’s working on a little essay himself to keep his energies focused. Being a priest and all, he is regularly expected to worship a false god. (gasp!) This afternoon he stepped on communion wafers on his webcam. Can’t say I’ve seen anyone do that one before. father flatulance has served Me on and off for 6 years in between long guilt spells. This man has HUGE GUILT and I gotta say it’s pretty yummy to see how much inner strife and rue I instill in his tortured soul!

My girlfriend’s ipod finally got here today and another dress from nordstoms showed up, too. I really don’t think I ever told anyone to get this. Anyway, Im exhanging it. Oh $25 piddly excuse of a donation from a william in OH that I overlooked. Send another, doughbrain!

Sunk MY fangs in some fresh meat today! $500 on his first day. Not bad. Don’t know much about him yet besides that he is a dentist. the junky got Me a pair of earrings off My amazon wishlist and the divorcee got Me a necklace from it as well. Spent around $200 on celibate george’s Victoria Secrets card I made him set up a long time ago. Today I got a pretty dress in the mail from Nordstroms. Can’t remember who bought it though. father flatulence came out of hiding and sent $250. That’s all for now.

the tard guy is long gone. The guy is REEALLY wacked. he can hardly carry a conversation and is a total compulsive liar. In conversation, he actually said he was an ex college professor than after I kept on his ass asking him questions about his education (this guy totally doesn’t have the attention span to get through ONE college course), he ADMITTED he lied about it. Then at another point he said his exMistress of 7 years or something passed away, then later he must have forgotten she was dead and gave ME her website which is very much active! I don’t think he really lies to be sneaky, I just think he has a disorder where he just can’t STOP lying or doesn’t really know the truth. cuckooo cuckoooo So he go bye-bye.

DECIDE MARK FRANCIS’ FATE!
http://bitchybeauty.com/poll.html

UPDATE AGAIN: celibate george a blast from the past just saw MY new photos and is now stuck in My silken web like an ugly little bug! heehee he just got MY lifetime subscription to TIVO which ran him $300. $200 from the guy who calls every few months pays to be put on hold–forgot to mention that one. the junky just got Mariah the poncho off Her amazon wishlist. She was very happy with the business suit he recently purchased Her. I’m adding mark francis to MY piggy list NOT because I claim him, his fucking neurotic banter is sorta amusing when you have nothing better to do. HAHA he wants a girlfriend. Any volunteers? he’s a fat, cross-dressing, mood swinging, alcoholic, sexually twisted compulsive liar and chronic masturbator. Every chicks dreamboat!

UPDATE: Decided to put this B&W pic up instead. I like it better. I didn’t do MY hair all down like I wanted, I was too tired after last night’s all nighter with the british urinal. I wish the earrings I was wearing showed up in this photo. They were these giant silver gypsy earrings, can’t remember who got them for Me though.
Photo moved a bit higher so I can admire it on top of the page for longer.
Just got $200 from a new guy. he’s an old fart. Check out part of his screwy email.
“i am poor but i just got my social security chech yesterday for 800 bucks and i have a pre-paid MasterCard. so i am donating my beer money now.. if You wish, i can also send You my prozac money.. i willl obey.. please abuse me?”
HAHA! boy, I get some nutzoids! he has really bad speech impediment too. he sounds mentally retarded–he’s totally a wackjob.

Here’s a webcam shot I took tonite.

Got My hair done, I’m really happy with it! twinkie sent $200 to cover MY salon day. My curls are like buttah!
Tomorrow I’m going to try to really do MY hair up and get some more pics if I get time. Still contemplating MY next outfit for pictures I plan to later this week. hmmmmm.. (I deleted the bw pic, I really didn’t like it)
Stayed up all night long fucking with deryk. Just got $1000 out of him.

I’ve said it before, but doesn’t this freak look like a friggin pekinese dog??? his little wet buggy puppy eyes and those big sacks under them, his nostrils are even closing up like those ugly little dogs! What a bowzer! I have a new voice wav of deryk confessing some really heinous things! I’ll post in members.

Some fucking cokehead named charles gave Me $350. he was annoying as fuck though.

Yes the golden goose is a female submissive, financial and otherwise. Yes, She is adorable. NO you may not chat with Her, NO you can not buy Her stuff. No you can not serve HER. I will be letting Her keep a journal but all the juicy tidbits or posts I think might be found erotic by you swine will be FRIENDS ONLY–and I’ll be the only friend. SUCKS to be you. Everyone wants to serve PRINCESS–but can you blame them?

Oh I forgot about this. I STILL haven’t gotten MY lifetime subscription to TIVO. I WANT IT NOW! Only USA slaves can get this one, they don’t accept overseas cards.

Last night was so much fun. First we went to this hoity-toity party that had this excellent seafood buffet thing and the BEST gumbo. Ate crab and lobster until we almost pop. We gobbled so much that I didn’t even get too tipsy on all the drinks. The first place was very classy, everyone was dressed up bigtime with lots of help running around with trays making sure you had plenty to drink. I wore a glamorous, glittery red dress that showed off MY lovely lethal legs. I gotta admit, I have some ungodly AWESOME legs. I am so glad I’m not a little stubby person with short, squatty legs.

After midnight we left to say hi to some of our friends at a pub I hang out at, then headed over to this bar that had an awesome blues band. It was packed as hell, but we had a ball. When I got back around 3a.m. there was a group of My worshipfuls waiting for MY arrival online. They had all stayed up all night like I instructed after spending a long lonely NewYears eve all by their lonesome. 🙂

Surprisingly, I’ve lost that 4 lbs I gained from Christmas. So I’m back in perfect form. Hopefully I’ll get some pics done before I leave on vacation. I have no idea what I want to wear for these. I’m sure someone will have some shopping to do. I want to get these photos done before I leave cuz I know I’ll come back burnt as hell and bloated from too many tropical drinks.

New Years resolutions are for you boys. I expect all of your will be working hard this year to serve ME better than last year, to make ME twice as happy, to spoil Me even more and to be better subservient worms. I really don’t have much I need to work on. I suppose if I was going to make a NewYear’s resolution it would be to finally get a picture of the baboon sucking cock, screw deryck “bigger and badder” than ever before! oh and to get someone to make a video sucking doggy dong. There really isn’t much room for personal improvement on MY side though. I suppose I would make concentrating on MY calves and getting them a bit bulkier one of MY personal goals and maybe to start working on My book and to take more vacations.