Monthly Archives: November 2004

your Christmas Bonuses are ALL MINE!

I’m going cross-eyed looking at resort pages and expedia.com and flight schedules. I was thinking about taking a friend to Aruba or St Maarten or something for Christmas instead of staying around and doing the boring family, snow, hollyjolly ho-hum stuff.but I think I waited too long to get anything decent since all the resorts are crammed packed for Christmas. SHIT! 🙁 Now, I’m grouchy.. Maybe I’ll go somewhere in mid january instead–it is sorta last minute.and I would have tons of shopping to do..and could definitely find better accomodations after Christmas..plus I need to find MY birth certificate.I don’t think I’ve seen it since I’ve moved. Man, I wish I had thought of this earlier. Those of you with good recommendations for nice resorts in the caribbean let Me know. I don’t want anyplace really touristy.

Let’s see..BIGGAYFAG UK you’re fucking worthless ass owes ME $200 NOW! HA! Another $100 out of the divorcee! russell sent another $100, fagarina sent $100, $300 from smalldick SD, secret shopper got MY nice electric ricemaker thingie off MY amazon wishlist and someone has seemed to have purchased MY jojoba oil. fatmac get back to ME ASAP. Mariah REALLY loves those shoes but She needs them in black not red. She said you could either
a. Buy Her the black ones too.
b. return the red ones and exchange for the black ones and have your ass kicked in.

barnyardtoilet, you weren’t keeping your diary updated, so I updated it for you.

brianscumfest did $300 he is such a fucking goober. All he wants to do is talk about being kicked in the balls..and the minute you start talking about it, he secretly starts jerking or something and just poofs disappears. easy scott, HAHA! Oh he’s sooo fucking easy to bag. I sent him MY new luscious leggy photos and instantly he was reduced to a whimpering little puppydog, begging for not-so-nice things. “Oh please Princess take My family christmas money because I’d much rather be scotty-clause for you.” OH My gawd! you are SOO burning in hell, scott! he lost $300 of his Holiday spending cash. Here’s a demented little song I want you to call and sing to ME..be sure you have some little jingle bells to tinkle while you’re singing.

Jolly ol’ Saint ScottyClause,
lean your ear this way!
Don’t you tell a single soul
what I’m going to say:
Christmas Eve is coming soon;
now, you dumb old man
Whisper what you’ll bring to me;
tell me if you can.

Misses Santa Clause your poor wife
gets just a lump of coal.
She will find a brand new man
cuz you’re a broke old troll.
Underneath your Christmas tree
there won’t be a thing.
You sold out your family
for your slimey dingaling.
All the stockings you will find
hanging in a row
Mine will be the biggest one,
you’ll be sure to know

Bobby wants a pair of skates,
Suzy wants a sled
they wont get a single thing
cuz you bought PRINCESS stuff instead!

HOHOHO! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRY CHRISTMAS PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWS FLASH
Oh one more thing. Time to REPORT all Christmas Bonuses. Either report your amount here or email ME privately. I get the entire thing. You can sign over the Bonus checks directly to SIERRA HORIZONS or pay some other way. I prefer to have the entire checks though.cuz it would be funny to photocopy them for souvenirs.

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harborslave is MY bitch

Update: Just got $200 out of divorcee and $100 out of a little swedish pervert. the baboon pointed out that I had posted that he had given ME $50 when he had given Me $150. I logged into the account and actually you sent only $100–so looks like you owe another $50.make that $100 cuz you’re so ugly.

Dinner is later tonite. Yeah no turkey! We are doing prime rib instead. I’m going to try to avoid potatos and sugar and not fuck My diet up TOO bad. Thought I’d pop in and laugh at harborslave for losing $800 last night! First I made him beg to donate $300. Then beg for another $300.when I recommmended he send $400 on his second donation he commented that it was a bit “steep.” But after seeing MY new photos he surprised ME with a $500 donation instead. So $800 for ME and a sperm sandwich for harbor slave. smelly balls did $200, somebody bought the Queen CDs I wanted (secret shopper was that you?) and someone bought My $28 Yves Saint Laurent mascara off MY amazon wishlist too. Must have been the last one because the details about it disappeared. Just got $300 out of drunk tom. God he is annoying and stupid. Going to place some personal adds for biggayfag. he desperately needs some dick.

I really like this little face pic of Me. I look like some 40’s Starlette or something. Oh well, gotta run.

buh-bye, turkeys!

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freaks in frenzy!

Well, just as expected MY new photos are driving My minions into the the beginnings of a spending frenzy. latex lover did another $300! biggay UK did $300 and the divorcee did $200 and vintage furfreak spent around $350 at Nordstroms on a NewYears party dress and some accesories. Keep it coming, boys! I noticed that someone (I’m assuming MY secret shopper) bought Me My Indian Jones box set off My wishlist like I wanted. To the guy who commented that he wanted to buy it for ME but secret shopper beat him to it, go on to MY amazon wishlist and get My the Queen DVD’s instead and hmmm maybe Shrek II.

Broke a spring on My garage door and it wouldn’t open so I had to have it fixed. Ran around and did some girly shopping with a girlfriend. Did My evil Cher work-out but I think I’m going to do one of MY other new Kathy Smith step DVD’s late tonight.

Just got off the phone with Mom. She was all thrilled because She got to meet Hillary Clinton, shake hands and chat with Her for a bit.

Toodly doo!

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Armed and dangerous!


Hey shitheads. I have some new photos in MY arsenal! Those who want to see these LOVELIES better start digging deep in their pockets!! This shot is awesome giant sized and My hair is to die for.

the turd: EMAIL ME!.I want to know about an order you placed sometime back that hasn’t arrived. Amazon secret shopper guy, why don’t you make yourself useful and give ME the IndianJones DVD boxset I’ve had up on MY wishlist for eons?
brad the fag’s carepackage showed up today. WHERE IS THE FUCKING DIOR FOUNDATION I TOLD you TO FUCKING GET WEEKS AGO!!!??? That was the MAIN thing that was suppose to be in this package you GODDAMNED CRETIN!!! GET IT DONE!! I have more gripes about this lacking package. IM Me.
$50 from the baboon, $150 from fagarina, $100 from das schwein, $200 from one of MY leg and feet fetish guys (I think it was loopy for legs) and $450 from terrance so far. Had an excellent time last night (saturday) and didn’t get home til the wee morning hours.

The shoes are from pornpie freak, the chair is from vintage furfreak (I love it!) and I can’t remember who got Me the dress right this sec.

houseboy got MY new router running–it didn’t take very long at all. Way to go twinkie!

Just renewed FemaleSupremacist.com for another year (It just redirects to BitchyBeauty.com) Princess always gets THE BEST domain names!

Here’s Me with no makeup, frizzy (from brushing MY hair dry) & in My work-out clothes. Aren’t I cute? you fucks truly are LUCKY bastards to have ME around to worship.

NOTE to stupid guys: DO NOT call ME from your calling cards begging to give ME your credit card to “spend all I want on” before you have ever tributed. I ALWAYS make first time contributers make their FIRST donation ONLINE. you can call back with as many accents you want–IM STILL NOT GOING TO DO IT. Any guy who is willing to give up “his” credit card for ME to max out would be more than willing to make a generous donation online (where his i.p. is responsible) until he has earned MY trust. you think I’m going to take credit card #’s you probably collected from your hotel clerk job?? FUCK you! I’ve been doing this LONG enough to know how to follow MY gut instinct and I know rat when I smell one. I seriously don’t understand guys who like to “pretend to spoil a Goddess.”

Princess Rant of the day:
Some of you guys just don’t get it. IF you DO NOT WORSHIP AND RESPECT ME ENOUGH TO GENUINELY CARE IF I AM HAPPY–GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. If you like to deceive and pretend to pay or obey–take your silly game somewhere else. If you’re just as likely to give your money to some faceless yahoo name with a stolen content pics and regurgitated Princess babble–GO GIVE IT THE CONTENT PHONEY. If you only serve because it gets you off..GET OUT! I ONLY WANTS SUBS who WANT ME HAPPY, men who truly get pleasure making ME smile–not just dickwads seeking ANY bitch to scratch their itch. Sure, you can love being taken advantage of, but if you don’t get a rush out of making a REAL WOMAN REALLY happy–there is something mighty wrong with you–and I am NOT the Domina for you.
YOU WILL WORSHIP ME, RESPECT ME, ADMIRE and OBEY ME–or you will have to settle for someone else who is NOT ME.

I AM PRINCESS SIERRA and don’t you fucking ever forget that.

later

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Arrgh!

Just got another $300 from drunk tom, $400 from amsterdam ham, $100 from porky rachel. YO porky, I see you tried another $100 that didn’t go through. Use the link I sent and send Me another $100 ASAP! I also got an anonymous $100 VIP CCbill donation from a donald.

ATTENTION:
the turd It’s time for a big fat donation again. Email Me for MY new demands pronto!

biggayfagUK I am posting your shitpics and cocksuck pics ALL OVER THE INTERNET (focusing on pervy gay boards and forums) with your name and home phone number. Let ME know if you get any good hot phonecalls. Maybe when I get that $200 I demanded..I will make it go away..maybe.

baboon and fagarina get your dick decorating assignments done. They better turn out well, or you to little freaks will be in trouble.ad you DON’T want TROUBLE with Princess do you?

I got a box from Bobbi Brown cosmetics, another DVD from amazon today and easy’s $350 in cash in the mail.

That’s all for now.

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Nice quiet day

doomed brit COME OUT COME OUT where ever you are you crazy muddah fuckah! I know you’ve gotten paid. I smell your cash!!

Holy shit I just exceded my bandwidth again by over 49 GBS this month and have been moved up to a larger package..and I already had a really good sized package. Traffic has really gone nuts this last year. This month I got a lot of new first time members. For a treat for them, I have put an extra archive gallery in this month’s rotation.

This humongous box showed up today and I was like “what the fuck is that?” Yeah My mahogany chair! I’m not sure where I am going to put it yet. Click for a different view of it. I’ll be sure to take pics of Me in it soon.

I’m hard at work making some more affiliate pages for sissyshack.com. The affiliate thing has really been doing rather nicely lately. Ive been making around $2,000-2,500 per month in the last few months on affiliate sales–not counting the toys and clothing shops. Nice little perk for just for flying some banners around all MY sites.

Just got $300 out of drunk tom. I think the fuckhole already friggin passed out. twinkie just got taken for another $200. he’s all flipped out cuz I made him send Me his checking account passwords so I can keep a better eye on his spending. I see My amazon “secret shopper” has gotten ME a few more things off MY wishlist.a fitness magazine subscription and another dvd. That’s ok.I really don’t care who you are.I’ll keep hunting for new things for you to buy though, secret shopper. $100 from scott who’s a yahoo slut who passes through and pays every now and then. toiletbrush knocked off around $500 buying Me a big long fluffy black fox stole for a photo set that I am planning. If this idea I have for this shoot works out–it’s gonna sooo make you dumdums putty in Princess’ perfect palm. It’s soo eeeevil.

fatmac is so wimpified he spent $200 today.

Did MY step aerobic tape again today. I look forward to getting those new ones.

Nice quiet day. Watched Lost in Translation with a friend, we made stew and hung out by the fire.

Okie dokie. Buh-bye dorkboys, freaky fans, and stalkers!

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What Princess wants..Princess Gets! (and fast!)

UPDATE: The long awaited REDLATEX gallery is now available to members’ only. Find it here.

So who bought the new workout dvd’s/tapes I put on My wishlist? I see that 3 or 4 have disappeared. Still adding a few more. Damned it’s hard to find step DVD’s–I guess nobody does step anymore. All the newest stuff out is shit like pilates, belly dancing, hula dancing, strip tease excercise (oh gag) and things with funny asian names. I’m sure in hell ain’t gonna do that crap. (Well I tried pilates and it does work My abs–but it was so cheesy and boring it drove ME zonkers and it definitely didn’t give ME results like other things.) I guess I’ll just have to put up with 80’s hair do’s, funky music and instructors in flourescent butt-thong leotards.

I was rereading some of MY guys diaries. HAHA Oh Mah Gawd! I sure have some strange little pups. russell’s takes the cake. baboon you are SOOO fucked in the head. Remember when you used to be semi-normal? hahaha I had a hard time getting him to turn his cam on a long time ago. Now he’s a regular circus freak! An original Princess Picasso. you started out normal subjects–ordinary men, I took out My brushes, your minds were MY canvas, a little dab here, a little dab there, I let you have a little stroke here, a little stroke there..VOILA a mind-fucked masterpiece!

Oh yes I AM A TRUE ARTIST! A MASTER of MY craft! Who shall be the next to pose for his new and improved portrait? Will you be the next sucker to let ME draw out your future and paint a new you? Perhaps if you are lucky it will be your twisted effigy decorating the halls of MY domain soon. Shall I frame you and hang you cock-eyed on the wall for all to admire?

I’m off to do My work-out.
I’ll check back later.

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