Oooh My womb.My friggin’ womb. My period is so bad. I’m going to go lie on the floor, crankcall beerboyjoe’s mama, Ellen and listen to CowBoy Junkies up superloud and think of ways of evil, twisted, revengeful things to do to deryck and beerboy joe.

FUCK you all! I can not even TELL you how incredibly menstrual I feel right now.

Serving PRINCESS IS TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIFIC!

fagarina jumping on his bed for joy cuz I told him I get his ENTIRE tax refund.

Update: Yoohoo boys! Look what I found for you little sissyboys. http://www.xdress.com/

Oh MAH FUGGIN’ GAWD! If you hate My guts cuz I’m soo adorable–I’m REEEALLY gonna give you reason to despise Me.
Let’s all say it, cuz we know it’s TRUE!
“PRINCESS IS CUTER THAN yoooooooooooooooooooooooou! Nothing you can doooooooo!” Neener neener Neener!

My little Retro PhotoRama is really turning out well. When I slap these babies in Members Full sized (I got this one 600×400) you putz are going SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED!

JOE DENTICE IS A BIG FAT COCKSUCKER who I WILL MAKE SUFFER!

pornpie freak made up for his absence last week buy spending a lotta dough on Me last night. Let’s see.. First he donated $400, bought Me a dress at trashy diva, bought Me this dress for the Retro photo project I’ve been working on, a pair of matching shoes and some nail polish. 🙂
fagarina lost his $100 that I forgot to mention and made this funny video of him begging for dick. easy has agreed to $400 and it should be arriving in the mail shortly. Been a little slow, I’ve been busy exacting MY revenge on a particular male sphincter.
Ya know, I’m sick of you guys calling during MY work-outs. I dunno why–but EVERY fucking time I start working out, the phone goes nuts. I think I’m going to start charging you buttfucks $25 each for just RINGING in the middle of MY workout and bringing down MY heartrate. My long skirt from versatile fashions showed up today–the one I had toiletbrush order to go with that custom overbust corset I am waiting for.
fatmac got Me the new “Firm” workout Deluxe Body Sculpting system 3 for around $120.

Doesn’t pornpie look like SUCH a major bimbo here?

Oh I’m no longer accepting any new Discover and Amex memberships. If you HAVE a membership being billed through Me privately , it’s okay.most of you guys have had those memberships for eons.it will still be an active subscription–I just can’t keep up with having to keep track of passwords for NEW, unreliable guys when it’s not part of the automated password admin. you either signup through verotel–where it’s all done for Me.or you’re outta luck. you can just pay to see pictures..but I’m not messing with tracking your password and your subscription manually anymore. There is just too much effort in it. Oh and check out the new subscribe page and photo. Pretty huh? I wish I had taken that damned barrette out though.

david from GA who used to be a regular contributer spent $500 tonite and the evening ironing his balls and sticking 10 quilting pins into each nutsack. Whatta blast! That’s what you get for avoiding your dorkly duties, bitch! you were BORN to pay ME! Maybe we should call you needlenuts from now on? Don’t forget to set up that webcam. you’re $500 was just “fab!”

Oh guess who just messaged? beerboy joe. Seems he has been reading My diary, cuz he commented on the support group comment–forever and ever lasted all of 1 day?? haha what a fucking addicted schmoe. Got another $50 from a newbie guy who performed on his cam for awhile today.he’s a big bore. I think I will fire his ass.
smalldicksd spent $100 for a new adaptor for My laptop I think I fucked the cord up. Just got $100 from the newzealand freak. he seems pretty polite and might have some potential.

Had a few beers and a great steak dinner with a few friends. Had a nice night. Had a boy over putting up some window shelfs for plants. They look great. Off to bed.