heehee I’m starting the day right already. I’m up late playing with dumbasses and guess who sent Me a COOL GRAND?? uncle pigfucker!!! hahaha! THEN the french schmuck sinking frenchy sent ME his second payment of $500 of his $2,500 penalty.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNED I have been making BANK the last few weeks! Yes, I know everyone is SOO green with envy!

So I’ve been going through MY fulfilled wishlists and shuffling stuff around to make room for all MY new prezzies. you guys have been soo good this week (except for french fuckup) that I think I will be making some nice new photos soon!

Check out the email turdmuncher got.
Hello,

My name is Cody XXXXXX. I am with the corporate accounts team at Amazon.com. Based on your recent large purchases I would like to speak with you about our corporate accounts program as a more effective way to purchase from Amazon.com.

www.amazon.com/corporate

HAHHAHA Hey turdmuncher where’s that gas card you promised ME? Chop Chop, bitch!