tittyboy got his tatoo!! Who else is gonna get one? heehee! I’m impressed. It looks like Me a lot!  It even looks kinda evil. My big gripe of course is that My hair isn’t friggin curly and big enough!!   I wanted swirls of curls EVERYWHERE!  Fucker!  Well the picture he used was one where my hair had been brushed through and not very curly, but he was instructed to use the fat curls from other picture examples.  Probably too much work or something. Anyway, the artist did so good on the face,  even though My nose is a little bit too pointy or thin or something..but I am still quite happy with it! It’s pretty red right now and the face shadowing should tone down a bit.  It’s weird.when he moves around, sometimes the look on MY face looks softer and then sometimes it gets more diabolical!

tada!

Oh My! I’ve been rolling in it lately.  So many gifts.  One guy  named david went through and bought a bunch of goodies off My wishlist plus $200.  hairlip got Me the Wii and Wii Fit,  $500 from screwy stewey, $500 from the 20 something year old douche, $800 from vintage furfreak, $300 from pedro,  tweed business suit from stewey (I’m gonna exchange it though, I decided I really like don’t double breasted suit jackets on Me they fit strange in the bust. More prezzies than I can keep track of!  Yippy!  I still have to google google google. fatty and tittyboy  still owe Me Christmas gifts I just have to decide exactly what. Those of you who haven’t sent My Christmas gift only have a few days to do it! Get to it, skanks!!

Much to do!

Brapalooza 2009!

Here’s just some of the bras I have gotten the last few weeks.  Keep in mind I have them hanging on doorknobs, in the laundry, in the dryer and am expecting at least 10 more in the mail I exchanged or haven’t arrived yet. I’m the crazy bra lady now!  Not all the bras I received are in this picture. lol!

Here’s a few pieces of lingerie I have up for sale. (below)  $500 per item.   Think of it as My Christmas gift to mankind.  My bra charitably donated to warm the heart of some lonely loser during the holiday season.  Yes, this bra could be yours to treasure for many years to come!  $500 is a small price to pay for a Christmas Miracle!!  Seasons Greetings, suckers!

Yes the 3 in the middle are all identical, cuz I’m so pretty I deserve 3 of everything.  The babydoll nightie, I dried and it shrunk so short it won’t cover My fanny.

And here.. like a twinkling star on top of the Christmas tree is a pair of panties Victorias Secret gave Me for free.  I will wear it for a day. Ride My stationary bike in it and send it to you just in time for the holidays!  (Well.maybe a day or two later, depending if I can wake up before the post office closes.)  While Mommy is kissing SantaClause underneath the Christmas tree, you can be upstairs wearing Princess’ panties on your head doing what you do best! Oh what a Christmas to remember!!

senor doggy coughed up his $500 like a good boy.  loopy for legs texted Me all concerned that I hadn’t mentioned the $400 that he sent. hmmm..guess I forgot about it. LOL!  you still owe $200 you boozey dickless ass maggot!  I don’t care who’s cock you have to suck to get it!

oooooh sooo weird. I’m so psychic.  This last  week I was all obsessing on what phone to get.  My phone wasn’t really acting up but the sound quality was getting bad and My bluetooth was sounding like shit.  So I was researching phones for a few days and poof! Guess who got the white screen of death?  Totally white. Nothing on the monitor when you turned it on and off just bright light. I soft reset it and nothing and I couldn’t hard reset it because you couldn’t see the menu.  More annoyingly, I could hear it dinnng dinnnng ddinnnng-ing every time one of you addicted freaks texted or yahoo’ed ME.  So I took it to My service provider.  I wasn’t too keen on having it worked on because generally when I have phone problems, before I go in there, I shut off my messages or password them and delete the really crazy shit from you nutbags.   I could just imagine them working on it and the screen popping to life with messages flashing across it from “fagarina” saying he has his toilet in the head or “tittyboy” having a text-fest about his bouncey titties and sucking whitetrash trucker dick.  Anywhoo, that didn’t happen. They deemed the phone too sick to fix and I got a Blackberry.  This is taking some getting use to. My Treo had a touchscreen and a keyboard.  This is all keyboard and rollerball.  My nails wouldn’t work with a completely touchscreen keyboard.  My major gripe is.the messaging is not completely threaded like My treo. It’s a friggin’ clusterfuck with all the texts I get!!!  So I had to download an application for threaded SMS.   Also My old treo vibrated while the phone rang.  Can you set it to vibrate during the ring?  I haven’t seen that option..all I have managed to be able to get it to do is vibrate once or twice at the beginning then start the ring after two vibrations.  That annoys Me.  All you crackberry bitchwhores get to fiddling with your phones and see if it can be made to vibrate WHILE ringtoning.   I downloaded an app that did it and also let me set the LED alert to different colors which I totally dug on, but that didn’t work with My threaded SMS application.  This shit pisses Me off and once I start playing with settings I get all OCD about it and won’t quit until it’s set up to perfection.  Now I want to crack somebody in the head with my crackberry phone.  Ok..enough of My phone frustrations.  Let’s talk about something fun!  Like you getting off your worthless, deviant asses and sending ME a big fat cash prezzy!!!  It’s Christmas!! And this year you are going to bust your ass to give Me more than ever before!!

oh yeh btw deryk paid off his ILU IOU of $3,550.

Update:  Did someone get the jacket I posted earlier? It says out of stock now. If so, email Me so I don’t have to look for more military jackets.

Here’s another coat I’d like.  I’ll take this one in 14. Size chart seems to run small.

vaseline freak called ME and said he had $900 and would I please take it.  5 minute later it was in My account.  Easy sleazy vaseline freak!  Oh and let’s not forget sissy tommikins who tried to “be normal” again.  he hadn’t called Me for a few weeks which is unlike him.  Turns out, he decided to attempt to get another girlfriend.  Of course, that didn’t work out so good for him because he has been brainwashed and programmed by Me for 5 years now!  he attempted sex twice with this unfortunate female!  EPIC FAIL!  Both times he was completely unable to get an erection.  By the second time, she was so offended, she asked him to leave. HAHAHAHAHA feeling alone, pathetic and broken he went to a dirty book store and sucked cock.  heeeheee This little story makes Me warm and fuzzy inside.  It’s totally PRINCESS SIERRA’s idea of a Hallmark Special! hahahahaha!  I broke your dick, MUTHA FUCKA and there is NOTHING you can do about it! 

Slews of prezzies have been coming in, bras galore, jeans, art, medicine cabinet for downstairs bath, and several pair of boots. Here’s the pair  the twinkie got Me yesterday.

The master bath is DONE and it’s beautiful!  As soon as I get the right guest towels and bath rug and My art arrives I’ll take pics.   I’ll be starting on the downstairs bath next. 

Oh I’m selling a bunch of old bras. Lost a  few lbs and I’m back in a C and out of the D’s.  Since I make you fucks buy 3 of everything I like in every color..I have a shitload of bras to sell.  They will all be $500 a piece, ya know..to cover shipping and handling.Me shipping, you handling yourself because you’re a loser sniffing My old bras!  I have a nasty habit of tossing My $50 bras in the dryer which is a really bad idea if they have any padding or pushup.  The padding gets all turned around and dented.   But I’ve never been too concerned because it’s SOOO easy to get you perverts to buy Me new undergarments. 

Anyway, going kinda-organic is working out fairly well for Me.  I feel better too. I’m not super strict though, I still go to normal restaurants and stuff.  Its quite confusing trying to go all natural and give up processed grains and all that jazz.  Free range chickens, vegetarian fed chickens, steroid free, all natural, organic, gluten free, blah blah blah..so much information to try to grasp.sooo fucking confusing. Why must they make it so difficult?

el pequeno, tell that bald beaner bitch, senor doggy, that I want My $500 IMMEDIATELY..on second thought..since he didn’t show up on time last night, he earned a $100 late fee.  $600 asap!  I’ll be looking for it!

oliver, *snap* .  I have just snapped My fingers.  Look down, you should have an erection.  Am I right?  Of course I am.  That gross little worm is even leaking as you read this!  Now send ME $1,000 and call Me in the morning. (Late morning..I like to sleep in, as you know.)

Well, I still have lots of fall fashion clothing I want.  I’m googling coats. I want a military jacket too and some sexy tops.  I’ll post as I find them.  hairlip, I am waiting for My new toy!!

Ok I’m getting bored of My treo and the sound quality is getting really bad.  New phone time!  I don’t think I will do an I-phone because I don’t think I can text on a complete touchscreen. I do a LOT of texting and I have these pretty nails, ya know?  I’m trying to decide on BlackBerry Tour or a  Palm Pre.   Anyone have a Palm Pre?