simon sent another $1,000 and new slave wolfie sent $500.  wolfie is pretty ridiculous.  I laughed MY ass off about some of the things he “fancies.”  he asked if I would ever consider doing a video of Me boiling live lobsters while wearing a short skirt and high heels.  Oh that’s just the beginning of it.  he wants Me to name the lobster after him “shawn” and spit in the lobster’s face before tossing him into the boiling water. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!   OMG how did you know that spitting in live lobsters’ faces get ME sooooo hot????  HAHAHAHAHA!  Spitting in a lobster’s face. Now that’s hardcore! heehee!  Where the FUCK do you guys come up with this shit?!?!?!? 

wolfie, I totally want to see you on cam.  Get your computer running better and install a camera.  wolfie is also addicted to pain meds and wanted Me to help him “quit.”  Yeh right.  I’m doubling his dose! 

Yuck. The trip back was so annoying.  My first flight was canceled, almost missed the second flight, My connection had a long wait then a very last minute gate change to a far-off terminal, had to sit in the airport  runway forever,  then the plane circled around the airport over 30 minutes.  FUCK I hate traveling at Christmas time UNLESS it’s to someplace tropical!  Traveling to one cold place to another cold place SUCKS ASS!  Anyway, I’m back and found some goodies sitting in MY email box.  $1,000 donation from simon! you owe Me much much more than that, simon!  I also got $500 from SierraIsGod! Woot woot!  New slave wolfie sent $300. frenchforuse bought ME a pair of sexy Mistress thigh high boots for a photo shoot. A few other items disappeared from MY amazon wishlist too.

I failed miserably at getting mom drunk on Christmas eve.  Two mike’s lemonade and She was ready for bed.  Oh well.. 

Just sent tittyboy to go shop for a few things with his t-shirt on that says I HEART MY BIG TATAS.  he’s not allowed to wear a coat.  heehee.  I’m waiting for his report.

Update:  Guess how much I made today while traveling and sending a few texts by cell?  $2,300!  Umm yeh. Falalalalalala I’m COOL!  $1,500 from oliver twisted who now owes Me another $800 for being a day late with his payment.  Pay up, oliver!  Call in the afternoon tomorrow and maybe you can hear one or both of My sisters laugh at you and you can send them a tribute too for giggling.  louZer sent $300 today too. 🙂  louZer was trying to get better, but that didn’t work out so good for him.  mrobot sent $400 and has already started his lonely Christmas yanking and beeping.   What I like about mrobot is that he INSTANTLY comes to Me the minute I summon him.  I wont talk to him for some time and then think to Myself, “I bet he’s been paid” then I’ll post a entry to him here or send him a solitary message and MY robot toy is ACTIVATED and his little gears start turning and while making a barrage of R2D2 noises, My little roboslave is animated and immediately comes to serve hours if not minutes later!  Oh and ali mcfucker sent $100.  This is Me being super excited about his puny donation.       ..   Now I’m done.

My Christmas goal is to get Mom drunk, I’ve never seen Her tipsy before. She thinks She’s being pretty bad ass by drinking some Mike’s lemonade.

fagarina you BETTER have gotten your holiday outfit together!!

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Yeh, I’m gonna be traveling for a few days for Christmas.  I’ll have My cell on and MY messengers forwarded to MY cell phone.  Send HollyJolly donations and perhaps I will answer your I.M..when I get around to it!   Remember all gift certificates you fucks collect as Christmas prezzies are MINE!  Return all gifts for refunds and send Me the cash!  you deserve jack shit and I DESERVE EVERYTHING!!! Now send Me some Holiday cash, silly santa slaves!!

the unroyal fool is sending $1300 cash snailmail from Australia,  $500 from vintage furfreak, $200 from louZer, $300 from yona, $50 from broken lamb and $200 from Princess fan.

mrobot I think it’s time for you to send another $400.  Haven’t you been paid yet? I wrote your robot Christmas program.  you will be staying home both Christmas eve and Christmas day by yourself jerking your robo-prick for 2 minutes every 30 minutes from the time you wake up until you go to sleep. Every stroke you will say “beep”.  you will not cum. 

K gotta get to bed early tonight. 

$500 from the arabian.  Can you believe it?  An arabian freak who can’t even tie a turban!

Update: Few cute goodies from hairlip  Diamond Star Ring, these super awesome earrings,  this little diamond pendent necklace,  and these big sparkly star earrings. he also sent $200 but I won’t be surprised if he doesn’t beg to send another $200 before the day is through! hahahaha!  UPDATE: he sent another $200 minutes after reading this entry!  So $400 today and all his sparkly prezzies! 🙂

twinkie bought 2 of MY favorite $30 mascaras and 2 lipglosses for Me.

Oooh it’s time for fagarina’s Christmas sissy video special. he’s been a reindeer, an elf, fucked a real snowman and a few other yuletide christmas travesties in the past years.  Anybody have any creative ideas for this year’s freaky faga-festivities??  Before you start feeling sorry for yourself, fagarina..be glad that you aren’t the unroyal fool! he had to suck a twitchy, drooling, mentally retarded guy this weekend we affectionately call “rainman”.  And you think you have it hard! HAHAHA  unroyal fool’s cockloving lips: My generous holiday contribution to the handicapped and mentally challenged.  “Derrrrrrr..Merry Fucking Christmas!”

 old guy george sent Me $1,500 this morning!    Hurray!!  $400 from sissy tommikins,  $100 from david, $50 and a pair of Timberland boots  from sissyboi, $200 from a dork from canada I call lovesmytoots,  $200 cash from fagarina plus $150 BP gas card.

Oops shows on I wanna watch! I’ll update in a few!

Here’s a shot from the dinner/cocktail party we all went to Saturday.

Yo whassup, bitches?  I’ve been busy planning MY christmas holiday and getting everything booked.  This year Im spending it with family and I’ll be away from 12/23 – 12/27.  Of course I’ll have MY laptop and cell phone. Speaking of, I have been forwarding MY Yahoo and Aim to MY cell.  I will probably reply to worthwhile messages that forward there.

Can’t really keep track of all the damage I’ve done this week, but here’s how today has gone.  russell the baboon has come out of hiding and sent another $300 today.  $50 from french poodle, $300 from a carl, $700 from the ukranian, $200 from stewey, twinkie has bought some bluetooth headsets from My amazon wishlist and some passing guy got Me a leather skirt.  stewey I think you need to just bite the bullet and send more than you can afford today!  Just fucking suck it up! you and your family can just SUFFER this month by having less so I can have MORE MORE MORE!  chewtoy, never fear. your Boss Princess of the Universe has had you on Her mind today!  I’ve been picking out the longest dildo I can find for you.  Bend over and take it like a man!   Congrats chewy, you are now the freak de jour! I won’t tell what you did in your granny’s bedroom, if you don’t tell!  heehee  Oh and if you friggin stick that dick in your wife this weekend, you are totally going marinate it in donkey sauce after!  Get My drift, little man??  you know what??? That goes for the rest of you pervs, too!!  NONE of you are allowed to bore your wives with your weeniers anymore UNLESS you pay ME a copulation fee.  The entire idea of you copulating disturbs and nauseates ME.  There will be $200  breeders’ fee for those of you who feel the need to bump nasties with your unfortunate wives.  I reserve the right to refuse certain subs the priviledge of fornicating with their wives, regardless if they pay the copulation fee.    Of course, you won’t find out this out until you have paid the fee..because..errr..um I also reserve the right to SCREW you OVER  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

So have any of you guys wives had this done?  HerOption or NovaSure?   How did it go and how did she feel right after?  My doctor recommended it and I’m thinking about getting it done.  I kinda want to know what to expect if I go through with it.  Hmmm..I don’t think I can deal with having a watery discharge for 6 freaking weeks! 

Someone get these wedge boots.