Monthly Archives: July 2007

Beds

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Note to complete fool:
your $100 crispy bill and hysterically pathetic accompanying letter showed up today. The “Queen of Diamonds” will enjoy spending your cash and She laughed uncontrollably when I read Her the letter. Next time send a photograph so we can see how fuggerific you are!

hahaha I just got $1,200 from shitpig!! he’s another demented british freak who can’t resist MY evil charms. I got your brothers cell phone #, MY little shiteous piggeous. I might have to text him.

Hey any of you readers have a Tempur-Pedic mattress? I had the pillows and loved them, but Mine are like 4 years old now and I think they kinda died. I had twinkie buy Me another one today. My mom swears by Her tempur-pedic mattress. I’m thinking about buying one this week, but keep reading mixed reviews. Either mattress owners LOVE or HATE them. Back and neck has been killing Me lately. My mattress is gonna be replaced asap, but I’m having a hard time deciding on what would be best for Me.

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Sunday Funday

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Sunday Funday

Update: 2 a.m. loopy sent another $300 bringing his total to 1,850! hahahahahahahha

Update: Got another $700 from loopy.so that brings his total to $1,550. 🙂

Well staying close to MY computer and phone this fine sunday evening certainly paid off. I got a new german slave who will be called lost sheep if he continues to serve Me properly. I fleeced him of $500. loopy for legs popped up tonite too. I squeezed $850 outta him with little effort. fagarina has been forced to apply for a Home Depot card for Me to use for some changes I’m doing with My home. I also made him call Lowes and raise his puny 1,500 limit..to a still puny $3,000 limit. fagarina.you so blow! I am so gonna bust your wallet with My new home projects! he also spent around $280 at amazon.com for Me today. hahahaha you are such a spineless slug, faggy! Oh yeah, he also bought a gift for Stevie off Her list too!

I also see $500 from lou from friday! I was gone friday, so he musta done it while I was out! hahahah he also got Me a lantern and frame art from MY amazon wishlist. lou you got it bad!! you know you LOVE to suffer for ME!!

Ok the guy who bought Me the leather corset dress also got one of the leather bolero jackets for Me. Yay!

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i was home all alone friday night PRINCESS would not let me go out. i was hoping i could at least talk to HER on the phone friday since i knew i was staying home. i called PRINCESS many times during the day hoping to get a hold of HER. SHE was either busy or ignoring my calls, i hate when that happens because it makes me feel that PRINCESS does not like me at all. i know i am HER sissy boy to be used as SHE pleases but it really makes me sad when SHE ignores me. i live for PRINCESS’S attention. Plus i have said this before, lately i am HER phone cuckold. SHE talks to me when there is no one else calling or SHE is not busy. i have to continue to try harder to please HER and continuously obey HER without questions in order to get in better standing with GODDESS. i finally got through to PRINCESS around 7:00 p.m. SHE was eating dinner with a friend. Being so happy to finally talke to PRINCESS i wanted to quickly impress HER. i bragged that i was home like SHE told me to be and that i called Lowe’s and tried to increase my credit limit. i was excited to tell HER that they raised it to $3000. PRINCESS laughed and was happy and quickly told HER friend what i did. They both laughed, and said “good”. PRINCESS probably was laughing at what a fool i was, but SHE new i was trying to please HER, saying it was about time i did something good. Keeping my status as phone cuckold i was not able to talk long though. PRINCESS said i could text message HER during dinner until 9:30 when they went to the movies. They were eating lobster and drinking and did not want me bothering them. PRINCESS had me stand in the corner naked for a couple hours while they enjoyed the night. i could only look at pictures of PRINCESS that i have printed and text HER while they ate. It was lonely not being able to talk to PRINCESS, but at least i pleased HER a little. It is normal that PRINCESS gets to enjoy the night while i sit home alone like a wimp and do not spend any money so i will have more for PRINCESS.

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Sheryl Crow

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Sheryl Crow

K Sheryl Crow was so damned sexy. We couldn’t stand it! Yow!Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamned that woman looks good at 45! She sure is a tinky little thing.

Here’s some pics. Fucking worthless ass DUUUUUDES standing in front of ME! I so wanted to karate chop them and steal their seats. I was only about 6 inches taller than them..I so coulda kicked their asses.

Uggggh get those tampons ready, boys. I think I’m starting up again!! I’m bloated as hell, cramping and crabby as fuck! My rings don’t fit, My face is puffy and I’m out of midol. Run for the hills bitches!

Oh this david guy bought ME the leather corset dress I wanted. 🙂 Hey, to the fucker who claims to have purchased those bolero jackets, forward ME the receipt and PROVE you got it. I need that as soon as the dress gets here. Gonna go look for more stuff for MY wardrobe wishlist. Laterrrrrrr.

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PRINCESS remodels my life and house

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 am more ruined then ever. Last week i sent PRINCESS $200 cash and SHE bought a new printer with my Best Buy card on line. SHE bought it while i was talking to HER on the phone. i was begging HER not to do it but SHE just laughed at me and said what are you going to do about it. Of course i said nothing. After SHE ordered it using my credit card SHE made me thank HER for doing so along with thanking HER for taking my $200. i am already about $15000-$20000 in debt. SHE thinks that is not enough. PRINCESS also wants to remodel a couple of different rooms. So this week i had to update my Lowes card and apply for a new Home Depot card that i had cancelled a year or so ago. Since it is summer time i was also tricked by PRINCESS into sending HER a bunch of juicy steaks for bar-b-queing. i put that into the mail today. PRINCESS has me so weak and wanting of HER attention that SHE is making me do all kinds of things to be in HER good graces. It is not really working either every time i call PRINCESS SHE tells me to call back because SHE is busy with someone or something. i not only never get to be with HER but i am hardly able to talk to HER. i feel like a phone cuckold i am the lowest, sissiest, easiest, weakest slave of all. SHE has me totally wrapped around HER pinkie. i will do anything to please HER. i will continue to obey HER demands in order to please HER. When i gave HER my Lowes credit card number on the phone i had to strip naked put it in my mouth like a little puppy, call HER on the phone and wimper then give HER the number. i begged and cried to PRINCESS to not make me get the HOME DEPOT card and to not spend too much money on the remodel but it will all be to no avail. SHE just laughed at me and told me i loved it and that my little winkie was getting hard at just the thought of HER spending all my money. (of course SHE is right but i tried to deny it). SHE also told me that i should stop begging and trying to stop HER, because SHE had never listened to any of my wishes, so what would make me think that SHE would listen now. How very true that is. SHE eventually had me begging HER to take my use my card and admit what a wimp i am obeying HER every command as i quickly promised to apply for the new card at Home Depot. i am also very afraid of talking to SIERRA’S STEVIE because i have been reading all of HER journal entries and they are brilliant just like RPINCESSES. i know that if i speak to HER i will quickly be under HER spell and that will put me in further debt as PRINCESS continues to remodel my life in many different ways.

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Sheryl Crow

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This is kinda weird. I swear, I have the ability to conjure up uncle pigfucker! Last night, I was thinking..hmmm..just where is that british wackjob? I thought to Myself..ya know, if I think about him long enough, he’s sure to feel MY powerful vibes and come running to his evil syren. So I concentrated for a few minutes and mused over just how much I hated his guts and thought about what fun it would be to empty his checking account again. 11 a.m. I wake up and guess who I have an email from?? The pigfucker himself!! he lost $3,000! If anyone cares to look at the screenshot.here it is.

HAHA lou, I see another $200 you little vermin you! hahaha you can NOT resist My charms, can ya?? Do it again!!

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big lou strikes again!

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Update: big lou has revealed himself and added ME on yahoo messenger. The first thing I said to him was something to the effect of hey big lou send ME another $500 and he did! Then after another minute or so I encouraged him to visit My tribute page one more time and he sent another $500! big lou is easy, just like I like em! $1,600 total.

Alright. I know all you dickstains are TOTALLY missing ME. Time for some shopping for new outfits for My next photo opportunity. Im adding some leather stuff to MY wishlist. Get to shopping. I think the black corset dress and a bolero leather jacket will look very HOT for a photo shoot. I want the corset dress and the bolero jacket IMMEDIATELY for pictures!! I also dig that leather military dress too. I got this adorable red and white dress from twinkie but alas..MY boobs so won’t fit in it. I have to return it.

I have been running around so much lately. This weekend I was barely home. I’ve been preoccupied with exciting new ventures and investments..but..I’m going to make an effort to stay home and do calls and Instant Messages on tuesday and friday night (hopefully). I have a Sheryl Crow concert this week.

Garage door puttered out on Me this weekend. I had a shitload of sears gift cards that have been laying around for a year and bought the best one they had. This was a total pain in the ass for Me because I always go in and out of the house through the garage and never the front door. Interesting tidbit, huh? I’m sure you are absolutely mesmerized by this little bit of new Sierra trivia, huh?
looooosers!

sharon the loony girlslave is on one tonite. She just sent ME $800 of her hubby’s cash. I made her buy the box set of LWord and I’m quizzing her on it. She’s hooked like every other good lesbian. hahahahaa
C L O S E T C A S E! I also made her buy 2 old-school lesbian erotica films and a new pink vibrator we named Heather. For her webcam performance tonight I made her cut her hubby’s head out of her huge wedding picture then jump around topless on her bed wearing boots and tubesocks with Melissa Etheridge blaring on her stereo. I think one of the FUNNIEST things I have ever seen was watching sharon hold her silly wedding photo up to her forlorn face and peer her little eyeball through the void that use to be her groom’s head and peep straight into the camera as I instructed. HAHAHHAHHAHA Funny stuff! It’s so friggin hysterical how she cries into her microphone.”nooOoooOOOooooo don’t make me into a lesbian!” HAHAHA! WTF??? See what too many years of dick can do to a woman? Corrode the brain! sharon was a mindless stepford wife until I saved her! I just keep chalking up more good karma here with MY endless good deeds!

Who the hell is this “big lou” guy who’s been dumping cash into MY account? I found another $600 from this weekend! he never contacts ME.this is like the third time he’s done it..and every time..not a word. HAHA Don’t stop now!! Go back and do it again! I like it, I love it! I want some more of it!
5 crispy 100 dollars bills in the mail from western union sissyboy! Where you been, you fucking freakO’nature??

K I gotta start working on updating MY fulfilled wishlist. I am soooo fucking behind it’s not funny.

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