We are going to be driving a moving truck and towing one of the smaller vehicles cross country!  DON’T SHOP MY AMAZON WISHLIST until I announce it’s reopening!  When I get moved there will be SOOO much to buy!  We are leaving this weekend!  As We make Our way across the states, I expect you fist-fuckers to be sending tributes all along the way! Cash alerts chiming on MY phone will make the long journey much more enjoyable.  $2,000 miles!  Send a tribute every state!  Or better yet, send a dollar every mile!  Weeeeee! 
Do your duty, assholes!

Still have Square, Circle and Google Wallet.  Use MY secret pay page if you have been given the link.  Take part in this Great Adventure!