{"id":118,"date":"2013-11-12T18:23:31","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T18:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/?p=118"},"modified":"2013-11-18T21:46:56","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T21:46:56","slug":"accept-princess-as-your-personal-savior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/accept-princess-as-your-personal-savior\/","title":{"rendered":"Accept Princess as your personal Savior!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>REVEREND PRINCESS SAYS:<br \/>\n&#8220;I am so glad you have accepted PRINCESS SIERRA as your personal savior.&#8221;<br \/>\nNot only am I a MINISTER of the HOLY WORD.\u00a0 I AM THE WORD!<br \/>\nNowadays &#8220;Goddess&#8221; has become so cliche.\u00a0 I PREFER JUST PLAIN<br \/>\n&#8220;GOD.&#8221;PRINCESS SIERRA IS GOD has such a nice ring to it.<\/p>\n<p>I have just been ordained a Minister.\u00a0 As a Minister, I am legally authorized and empowered to solemnize marriages in most states. I am entitled to perform baptisms, christenings (oooh and circumcisions too, I hope! gimme a dull razor and your Matzo balls ), preach or teach MY own philosophy, conduct funerals, counsel, ordain others into the ministry, and many other things.<\/p>\n<p>AMEN ALLEJUIA ALL YE FAITHFUL SING PRAISES TO ME!<\/p>\n<p>HE THAT FOLLOWETH PRINCESS SIERRA SHALL NOT WALK IN DARKNESS, BUT SHALL HAVE THE LIGHT OF LIFE.<\/p>\n<p>All members of MY SELF-RIGHTEOUS church shall WORSHIP ME, PRINCESS GOD the ALMIGHTY.\u00a0\u00a0 I shall be hailed CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, idolized and obeyed.\u00a0 I decided to further spread MY teachings and counsel the un-enlightened male masses by becoming a certified minister and HOLY WOMAN.\u00a0 Plus its a hoot!\u00a0 I can&#8217;t wait to tell people MY name is Reverend Princess Sierra!\u00a0 I just called Mom and told Her too!<\/p>\n<p>And thou shalt love the PRINCESS thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might. The GOOD lord GIVETH and the GOOD LORD take-eth away.\u00a0 PRINCESS giveth little and taketh away very much.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Blessed are generous, brain-washed and addicted for theirs&#8217; is in QUEENDOM of PRINCESS GOD.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Blessed are the meek and downtrodden for they shall inherit Princess&#8217; dirty panties.\u00a0 Find your religion, follow the path of PRINCESS.\u00a0 Paradise, enlightenment and eternal bliss can be found\u00a0 in the sparkle of Sierra&#8217;s eye.\u00a0 Through suffering and pain, through loss and oppression ye foul and male heathen that you are, can find redemption by looking into the face of beauty.\u00a0 To really discover CONTENTMENT you must surrender your will to the PRINCESS.\u00a0 Lo you walk in the darkness\u00a0 of dick, find light and love in the self-centered GLORY of PRINCESS SIERRA..where even Her cruel and evil deeds are true gifts of kindess.\u00a0 I am the way, the truth and your life.\u00a0 TURN to PRINCESS,\u00a0 heed HER WORD,\u00a0 surrender your will,\u00a0 make HER your PERSONAL SAVIOR.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/ordained.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-119\" alt=\"ordained\" src=\"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/ordained.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"605\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"margin-bottom-half\">REVEREND PRINCESS SAYS: &#8220;I am so glad you have accepted PRINCESS SIERRA as your personal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":122,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123,"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions\/123"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.financialdomination.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}